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November 6, 2022

Everything Is Great

I've been impersonating Elon Musk all day on twitter and they still haven't suspended my account, because they're cowards

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Signaldraht · November 8, 2022

This is where I can support Elon Musk, right? ;) For your little stunt on Twitter you have gained yourself a new Patreon. Good work, my friend!

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El Ffej · November 8, 2022

I saw a collection of your Elon tweets over on tumblr -- damn near wet myself reading them. Didn't realize you were the author until I went back and re-read them. Kudos for some truly brilliant comedy (to go along with your brilliant work on QC). Also, glad to see your tweets (and the subsequent account cancellation) was prominently reported on Ars Technica.

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Rob Web · November 7, 2022

I absolutely love how Yay's animation style has progressed. Their hair is amazing in this comic.

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Darya Toumar · November 7, 2022

There sure seem to be a lot of permanent suspensions getting handed out at the new "free speech" twitter...

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Derrik Pates · November 7, 2022

Such free. Very speech. Wow.

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Jo Wade · November 7, 2022

I just joined your patreon, it's looong overdue since I've been following QC since strip #1 ... and yes it's a tiny bit related to the tweets also

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H. Jameel al Khafiz · November 7, 2022

Twitter hero.

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James Webber · November 7, 2022

I'm sad it's over but I'm also glad I got to see it happen

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Stephen Diamond · November 7, 2022

Fan of the comic for a long time, but man that was a masterclass in parody. Nothing thinner than a rich man's skin,

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Joseph Bonnar · November 7, 2022

I tried to get a download of the twitter feed; I suspect others have as well, and probably with better luck. I am NOT a twitter user.

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Richard · November 7, 2022

This person screencapped it all, but posted it all backwards. Start with this post, go bottorm-right to top left in each group of pictures, and work your way back. https://twitter.com/exclamate_/status/1589426234231951362

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Jeph Jacques · November 7, 2022

lmao I made elon SO MAD

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Joseph Bonnar · November 7, 2022

You did. It was GLORIOUS, Jeph, GLORIOUS! In the Klingon sense of the term!

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Sparky · November 7, 2022

It was epic

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Joseph Bonnar · November 7, 2022

They nuked Jeph's twitter account. Damn it.

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Captain Button · November 7, 2022

He violated Robot's Rules of Order.

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panpolypuff · November 6, 2022

Pretty sure either Pintsize or Melon are the actual worst people with whom to leave your keys.

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Joseph Bonnar · November 7, 2022

The invisible Emu. NEVER give your keys to the invisibule Emu.

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RadiusUlna · November 6, 2022

I somehow didn't notice until now that they have the same hair

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Ethan Searls · November 6, 2022

I feel like giving Yay the keys would just be redundant. They always have access

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Some Ed · November 6, 2022

Giving Yay the keys for the purpose of granting access would be redundant. Giving Yay the keys for the purpose of returning them to Elliott, on the other hand, feels less likely to go well.

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Ruth Merriam · November 6, 2022

Yay, reading the room to perfection.

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Joseph Bonnar · November 6, 2022

I don't have the courage to change my display name to Elon Musk on here, but I am fairly sure SOMEBODY will do it shortly.

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legobil · November 6, 2022

Would it really matter If Elliott gave his keys to Yay or not? I feel like they could have full access regardless.

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ValdVin · November 7, 2022

I think it's Clinton's keys (in Elliot's disasterizing scenario of Clinton going to break up with him within an hour). That said, Yay is incredibly powerful and curious and if they have done something bad (after the Corpse Witch Project) their friends (whether humans or lesser AIs) would turn on them. And Yay really likes having friends.

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Matt Byron · November 6, 2022

Your Twitter has been glorious!

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Kate Cole · November 6, 2022

your account may not be suspended, but it has been restricted.

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Shane Wegner · November 6, 2022

Questions for Yay- 1- do y’all really want additional unpaid responsibility? 2- given we all know you can 3D image the tumblers with LiDAR or whatever and 3D print a key to get in anytime you really want, it can’t really be a trust thing right?

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CorruptDropbear · November 6, 2022

Mastodon time?

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Bagge · November 6, 2022

Yay obviously already have the exact schematic of the keys and the capability to synthetize a copy at will, but its nice being asked

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Josh Earel · November 6, 2022

Awww, your twitter account finally got restricted.

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wargrunt42 · November 6, 2022

Here's what I'm hoping for: 1) Clinton and Yay discuss the pros and cons of working in cubetown. Afterwards, Clinton goes and checks in on his boyfriend to make sure he's okay. 2) Eliot goes to "Work" even though it's his night off and discusses his anxieties with Brun. 3) Brun and Millefeuille developed an A-Romantic relationship during the time skip.

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SilverbackRon · November 6, 2022

Today's twitter rampage has been hilarious! Thank you Jeph for keeping us in stitches today!

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Joseph Bonnar · November 6, 2022

I really need to make a FB group entitled "I support Jeph Jacques."

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Some Ed · November 6, 2022

Impersonating somebody else, even a public figure, is probably not a safe legal practice. I'm not a lawyer, mind you, but it just doesn't feel safe to me. Unfortunately, Twitter started being annoying about wanting people to sign in to their twitter account to read anything. I think I'd probably need an account to do that.

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SilverbackRon · November 6, 2022

His twitter account still clearly identifies him as Jeph.

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Brent · November 6, 2022

I just saw the “smells like nachos” tweet. Comrade you are doing a beautiful thing and know this, when you fall another shit poster will take your place and the glory will continue.

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Brownian Circles · November 6, 2022

My wife has been loving your tweets. I identified you to her. We are both so happy you are who you are and do what you do. Thank you. So much.

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Sandrock · November 6, 2022

Got a good laugh at work checking your tweets today. Thank you, I needed that

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Carl Fink · November 6, 2022

I just now realized that Clinton is probably named after William Jefferson Clinton. He would have been born roughly when Bill left office.

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ValdVin · November 6, 2022

Upvoted. But thanks to the webcomic sliding timescale Clinton's year of birth is different now than when he first appeared eleven (of our) years ago while having aged much less in-universe. My rough estimate is that in 2011 Clinton was born maybe in 1991. Sometimes I wish I could age more slowly.

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Dave Miller · November 6, 2022

Just got "Caution: This account is temporarily restricted"

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Temba His Arms Wide · November 6, 2022

same

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Celine Chamberlin · November 6, 2022

I just read through your Elon Musk tweets, Jeph. Pure gold.

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Yelling Bird · November 6, 2022

Looks like someone might be headed down to the Horrible Revelation.

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Some Ed · November 6, 2022

Well, that is one of the places he works. And it feels like it'd be a better place to run away and hide from ones anxiety, because I somehow feel like Renee wouldn't put up with that.

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ValdVin · November 6, 2022

My guesses: We somehow learn that Clinton has barely dated anyone before, so he doesn't notice...El is too insecure to process Clinton's responses right now. Clinton is unaware of El's insecurity but the center panels might clue him in.

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SpookyPenguin · November 6, 2022

If you're not careful Jeph Musk will just give you twitter to run and then where will we be?

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Sean Kinlin · November 6, 2022

If Jeph ran Twitter, all the bots would become sentient. o.0

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Anton · November 6, 2022

The expression on Hercules is so cute! (also your tweets are very funny and good)

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Sean Kinlin · November 6, 2022

Yay, you should not complain - you've been entrusted with something much more precious. (i.e. Hercules > keys)

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Grace Serenity · November 6, 2022

Yay, everyone already knows you don't need keys!

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Captain Button · November 6, 2022

That tagline is BS. Leaving your keys with Roko is clearly better than leaving them with Melon.

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TV4Fun · November 6, 2022

I think he means Yay would be the worst person.

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Sleepy John · November 6, 2022

Exit, stage left, taking most of the scenery and backdrops with him in panic.

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Sean Kinlin · November 6, 2022

Exit, pursued by an anxiety bear.

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Miyaa · November 6, 2022

He’s going to meet Brun with a Harpoon, I’m calling it now. (Or Brun on a date with Millefeuille, possibly watching an expensive Swiss timepiece work while having fondue.)

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Andrew · November 6, 2022

Soft boy feelings!

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Rob McBobson · November 6, 2022

Poor Clinton. I mean, I feel a lot of sympathy for Eliot too, because I'm a guy who worries that my partner doesn't REALLY want to be with me. But I also just wanna tell Eliot "Look, I get that anxiety is a S.O.B. but you can't solve it by accusing your boyfriend of not wanting to be with you, and then running away so that the two of you can't talk it out."

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David Paul · November 6, 2022

Unfortunately for rational thinking, anxiety is that bitch of a son that comes home, ruins your shit and leaves at the worst possible moment to dodge the clean up.

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Thisguy · November 6, 2022

I mean, I don’t blame Clinton, he’s still new at relationships, and this was a hypothetical and partly joke statement. Obviously if it happened, he would sit down and think and discuss with Elliot. But like Claire, he’s going to keep his options open.

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enchantedsleeper · November 6, 2022

It's quite funny when you think about how anxious Claire was to bring up this prospect with Marten, versus Clinton who has brought it up a *tad* prematurely, but I guess at least the topic is out there xD

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Sebastian · November 6, 2022

This comic is so sweet. Also, your Elon is hilarious.

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Trina Short · November 6, 2022

I agree - keep on with the Elon impersonation, tis very amusing.

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enchantedsleeper · November 6, 2022

Elliot why

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Shawn K. Younkin · November 6, 2022

Because he is stupid, he is the mayor of stupid town.

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Fart Captor · November 6, 2022

HERCULES

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Fart Captor · November 6, 2022

I need to get that fluffy tum

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Tannerbot · November 6, 2022

Oh Elliot... I hope you get some good council. I also hope Clinton pulls his head out of his ass.

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Mark · November 6, 2022

What's is Clinton supposed to be doing wrong?

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Michael Boettger · November 6, 2022

Elliot's fragile heart/Yay's obliviousness. And Clinton's trying to come to terms with everything.

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NinjaZaku · November 6, 2022

Elliot please see a therapist. Yay...you would forget which body had them and he'd have to get new ones.

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Some Ed · November 6, 2022

I'm not sure we've seen evidence that they're that scatterbrained. But keeping track of somebody's keys probably isn't going to be a high enough of a priority for them to do it. (Alternative wording: I agree that Yay would probably misplace them, but I'm not willing to predict the manner in which they misplace them.)

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Mat · November 6, 2022

The Mayor is late for the StupidTown annual parade, followed by the anxiety Olympics, he has to run!

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Sparky · November 6, 2022

She’s got to help Elliot get confidence.

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Brenda Allen · November 6, 2022

There's no she here...

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Gopher on the Road · November 6, 2022

The dedication and precision of your Elon tweets today has been inspiring.

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Ting · November 6, 2022

Especially your GPG keys

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Michael · November 6, 2022

His mind is somewhere else where Yay

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Tamara Macadam · November 6, 2022

elliot...... :(