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November 1, 2022

Scuttlebutt

Yay didn't kill him...soft Yay...

Comments (53)

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Timothy Roller · November 4, 2022

Just answer the question, please.

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Solomon Garland · November 2, 2022

Well, that's... specific. *dons shipping goggles*

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Leak · November 1, 2022

Jeph, the pun jar demands reparations for that "killing him soft-Yay" pun...

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Luke McKinney · November 1, 2022

I'm all for Yay's learning and growth. I'm just saying an alternate universe where Roko's true justice crusade is backed up by a glee-fully-functional omni-AI, upending existing social orders in a nanosecond, would be *tremendous* holiday filler fun.

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Stephen Wells · November 1, 2022

I'm not saying that our ship is coming in. But I do think it's been spotted on the horizon.

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Kitty · November 1, 2022

Perfect phrasing.

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Greg Morrow · November 1, 2022

Yay is emotionally an adolescent and Roko is her adult mentor/mother/older sister. Y'all crazy.

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Stephen Wells · November 1, 2022

No, it's Aurelia that provides the Mom Vibes.

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Comics Ladybird · November 1, 2022

Soon Elliot will have to set up bills for the extra bouncer work time. But who will he send the bill to?

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Andrew · November 1, 2022

Now I kinda want to see Neil deGrasse Tyson give a lecture on Romantic Entanglement at Cubetown.

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Sean Kinlin · November 1, 2022

Is he merely giving the lecture at Cubetown, or is he specifically examining the romantic entanglement that happens there?

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Vilinda · November 1, 2022

Yay wants Roko to admit they're friends so badly it's adorable.

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Ktulu · November 1, 2022

After seeing this episode I don't know if it's just friendship that Yay wants ;)

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Lightsabr2 · November 1, 2022

Today's comic is brought to you by the letter T. For Tsundere.

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Andrew · November 1, 2022

Chaos teaching method #73: teach the alphabet using words with silent first letters.

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Todd Ellner · November 1, 2022

I have no idea what AI-AI romantic conventions are. Neither does Yay.

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Captain Button · November 1, 2022

Maybe ask Jeremy and Seven? (How are they doing, anyway?)

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Bagge · November 1, 2022

"Does she think I'm hot and/or annoying?"

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Stephen Wells · November 1, 2022

"I can be hotter! And more annoying! Whatever it takes!"

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Carl Barrett Jr. · November 1, 2022

We're all shipping Yay and Roko, right?

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Sean Kinlin · November 1, 2022

The problem is, all Roko wants is a loaf of bread, another loaf of bread, and a third loaf of bread.

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Mordaeus · November 1, 2022

They do have a crush! I knew it!

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Randall Norman Pick · November 1, 2022

I was like who taught Yay about tsundere, but since Yay is more or less the Internet...

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Granite · November 1, 2022

Is Yay crushing on Roko?

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Jaime Burns-France · November 1, 2022

Haven’t they always been?

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Adam · November 1, 2022

"Yes" is my favorite answer to "is it this or is it that?" questions.

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Doug DeJulio · November 1, 2022

I like to reply with "or" in quotes, or air quotes if I'm speaking.

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NinjaZaku · November 1, 2022

Youre in the man's bubble, yay

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Bill Silvia · November 2, 2022

At least Yay doesn't have breath for Elliot to smell.

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Joseph Bonnar · November 1, 2022

Now: Yay MUST meet Emmett. And Sam. And Bitey.

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Yelling Bird · November 1, 2022

Oooohhh, the thought plickens...

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SpookyPenguin · November 1, 2022

WHAT is the best answer to yes/no questions, I must use that next time.

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Czarzhan · November 1, 2022

Or, if the person is in a position of authority over you: SPLUNGE

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Miyaa · November 1, 2022

I bet Hercules has that uncommon cat trait of actually loving water, especially in the shower which is where he is with Clinton. Clinton probably has mistaken Hercules for a bath towel more than once.

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Vilinda · November 1, 2022

Every time I run a bath for my kids, my cat demands fresh bath water specifically.

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Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde · November 1, 2022

Someone needs to tell you that cocaine is also known as "yayo" (phonetically) which is often shortened to "yay". Cocaine is also known as "soft" (heroin is "hard"). so this; "Yay didn't kill him...soft Yay..." is an unintentional pun.

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legobil · November 1, 2022

Now I’m imagining Elliott doing cocaine and have so many questions.

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Tamara Macadam · November 1, 2022

I SHIP IT

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Michael Boettger · November 1, 2022

Did Elliot steer Yay back out to the hall? Yay is becoming more accustomed to physical contact, especially with meatbags. AFAIK, Yay doesn't have a body count, do they? And Elliot is surprisingly blase about dealing with AIs with boundary issues.

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enchantedsleeper · November 1, 2022

He IS a bouncer in his day job xD (When he's not at the bakery, anyway)

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Fart Captor · November 1, 2022

This is so absolutely adorable and as usual I love their outfit 🥰

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Fart Captor · November 1, 2022

OH MY GOD IS IT HAPPENING?? YES! HA HA HA! YES!

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Matthew Van Gangelen · November 1, 2022

Do you mean Yay hinting that they have feelings for Roko?

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Douglas E. Smith · November 1, 2022

Fishing for compliments is beneath you, Yay. Fishing for Hercules time is the right path.

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Vic or Vyxter · November 1, 2022

wow, so Yay doesn't assume the cat prefers them to Elliot. that's, like, remarkably generous for Yay, yeah?

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Fart Captor · November 1, 2022

Well, what they said doesn't suggest Hercules prefers Yay to Elliot, but also it <i>isn't</i> mutually exclusive with Hercules preferring Yay to Elliot :3

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Sparky · November 1, 2022

I just want them to all enjoy their best lives

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Zig Justice · November 1, 2022

Yay's face in the last panel... . o O (🤌)

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Stephen Wells · November 1, 2022

That is the well-known "Did sempai notice me?" face :)

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Tannerbot · November 1, 2022

A little too thirsty there yay...

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ValdVin · November 1, 2022

Hey, Yay is Herculeees' favorite non-biological life fo-- Oh, that's what you mean.

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ValdVin · November 1, 2022

"I have heard of something called belligerent sexual tension and would like to...run a few experiments with Roko."

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Elf Sternberg · November 1, 2022

"Uhhh, let me teach you how to make a good sourdough bread."