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AND SOME KIND OF DOG TOY???
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I'm desperately hoping this arc isn't leading to you ending the comic
He's apparently tweeted that it may look like the end, but it isnt
Marten's expressions are the best in this one.
OMG! I legit forgot about Marten's mom's shenanigans xD
I totally forgot that Sam is now Marten's de facto stepsister... Please don't take that to dark places Jacques. =p
No harness, beads, training plugs, or cage? Whew. They really lucked out!
The terrible, landslide inevitability of a child who won't stop "helping" :) "It's OK! I'm just doing the thing you are telling me very specifically not to do! It's fine!"
The only down side to the time skip is that we missed more opportunity for these characters (plus Jim, Emmett and Emmett's mom) interacting.
you gave Veronica the cutest hair
I just imagine Martin's hair is being blown across by the urgency of the conversation.
You see, I keep that carry-on LOCKED. For basically this reason.
"OH, IT'S LOCKED" "Whew." "HANG ON I'LL GET A BOBBY PIN" "No, don't..." "GOT IT OPEN"
SAMANTHA BEAN. I will never stop chuckling when her full name is used.
Do we know Sam’s middle name?
Sam's grown a bit during the timeskip.
She has! She's getting tall!
God I've missed Marten's mum. She's the best. In fact, this whole comic is full of awesome mums. Jeph, thanks for writing such great examples of positive parenting.
Especially positive *divorced* parenting. Break-ups don't have to be toxic resentful nightmares. 🤷🏻♂️
4900!
It's been such a wild ride... really hoping I'll make it to see #5000. And #6000. And beyond, to infinity!
And that night, the TMI Fairy leaves a $20 under Marten's pillow
I mean Marten knows what his mom does/did, he just avoided anything his mom would have been in growing up
If the USS Enterprise had Sam's kind of impulse control, they'd be ramming into planets all over the quadrant.
Can confirm that airport security will not allow you to take handcuffs into the terminal.
what about the silky rope ones ...not that I know anything about those
Neither of those is likely to cause a problem going through security.
There are two comments by two Dans in a row, each stating totally opposite viewpoints.
QC as Prince Valiant origin story theory confirmed
In the immortal words of Louise Belcher, Release the personal massagers!
"What's the yak lube for?" "Uh..., squeaky yaks. Now, GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!"
My 5:30AM-sleepy brain just had the funniest thought process... "YAK lube? What the heck is... oh! Zippers! YAK like the zippers, that makes sense. Hmm, wait. Wasn't that YKK actually? Oh, yeah. WHAT THE HECK IS YAK LUBE?! I should google it. ... naaaaaaaaah."
"This other one is full of light sabers?"
She could have found SO much worse...
Reminds me of a recent Ashens video where he bought 10 unclaimed packages off eBay for 1 or 2 UKP each, and upon opening them on camera (as he does) the very first one turned out to be a furry buttplug tail - which meant that that part of the video went straight to Patreon to please YouTube's algorithm (and the shy, fickle advertisers)...
Marten's face in the bottom left panel is priceless.
The whips I make are mostly* non-metallic, but I still don't think I'd advise packing them as carry-on. * Okay fine, the handle is wrapped over a 3/8" steel eyebolt. But I'll have you know the balance is *fantastic*.
So youre .. Rowe-your-own whips..?
Marten's eyes tell the whole story.
And I thought she retired from all that. Keeping things around out of nostalgia, or does Jim like the occasional stroll on the wild side?
I believe she retired from doing it professionally for money, but she was doing what she loved so I imagine it's still a hobby
I can definitively say those WILL clear security though. 😅
Just remember to always use the indefinite article - it's always "a dildo", not "your dildo"
I need more moments in this house.
*WUBBLE-WOBBLE* and a bunch of rubber snakes! Hopefully Sam avoids having her picture taken while holding a dildo, unlike Marten , but I don't think so..
I forget. Was there a strip with marten holding a dildo in a picture as a child? There is too much backlog to search it right now.
Marten's mom is the best.
"And lots of weird colored rubber bananas!"
Peel slowly and see.
And seven dwarfs?
LMFAO
Aww Sam's just helping
And its been along time since we've seen Veronica. And hi Sam!
What's this weird egg shaped thing? Ohh! Is this a unicorn horn you can strap to your head?! Why is it round at the end tho?
Why do you have all these collars? Did you used to have a dog?
It's almost like an unstoppable force meets the immovable object... with sex toys!!
What sound does that make?
Veronica, you know there are locks for your luggage?
This. Physical security!
Well, here comes the talk...
"So when a person likes getting kicked in the butt-butt very much....."