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October 4, 2022

Like Falling Off A Log

it's easy to fall off a log

Comments (61)

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Joseph Loder · October 14, 2022

I would be a terrible influence on Yay. All this nonsense about 'don't spy' hell no, dish the dirt!

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George Wirth · October 5, 2022

To be fair, listening in on OPEN channels isn't that big a deal. Anyone who deals with radio and similar comms knows to watch what they say when you're on a party line because anyone could be listening.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · October 4, 2022

Is Yay all of them, or just the part of them interacting with the rest of the cast?

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innpchan · October 4, 2022

I was just wondering the very same thing...

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8-Bit Archer · October 4, 2022

honestly, the fact that Yay is annoyed with themselves once they realised that they had fallen into old habits is actually a nice sign of growth. they've clearly taken things on board after spending time with everyone and decided they wanted to make a change.

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Carrie · October 4, 2022

Shipping Aurelia with Yay is still possible! 🤘🤤🤘

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Stephen Wells · October 4, 2022

Aurelia/Yay/Roko polycule even better :) especially as Aurelia clearly knows her way around a baking oven Edited to add: I've just realised that a scene entitled "Eliot teaches Aurelia to bake sourdough while Roko and Yay watch" now technically counts as erotica for QC readers. We Know Too Much.

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Stephen Wells · October 4, 2022

I was just looking at panel 4 and realised that Yay has the same jawline as the Augustus family and now I need them to get adopted. Yes, I realise that functionally speaking they already have been :) also they can't marry into the family because they need to marry Roko ... QC is so complicated these days :)

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Grumpy Bird · October 4, 2022

Similar nose shape as well

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Stephen Wells · October 4, 2022

In this case, the log is also the wagon.

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Ami · October 4, 2022

Do *NOT* make Elliot sad

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Bagge · October 4, 2022

Panel three mom vibes!

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Chris Crowther · October 4, 2022

In fairness they did specify open comms channels.

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enchantedsleeper · October 4, 2022

(They)

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · October 4, 2022

…and then: aww Hercules

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Duke · October 4, 2022

I prefer my metaphors well-mixed.. 'Like falling off a bicycle.'

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Evgeniy Semyonov · October 4, 2022

Like falling off a rocket surgeon?

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Sean Kinlin · October 4, 2022

Yay is totally uncomfortable with Aurelia's disapproving Mom vibes in panel 3.

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Lionheart · October 4, 2022

For the longest time, I've heard Yay's voice a certain way in my head, never been able to place it. Today it hit me: https://tinyurl.com/5n8nswuw

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Neil Fairweather · October 4, 2022

Explain?

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Bill Silvia · October 4, 2022

"Oh yes, I know Clinton. He's the meatbag whose arrival precipitates extra Hercules time."

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Carrie · October 4, 2022

Exactly, nothing earth shatteringly intense "just" Hercules time supplier.

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William Cole · October 4, 2022

RIP, Clinton.

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Drazi · October 4, 2022

I agree with Yay.

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Andrew L Butula · October 4, 2022

I'm 90% certain Clinton would think Yay was just messing with them. He's too much of a know-it-all to believe that there's a hitherto unknown AI orders of magnitude more advanced than Station and the other top-tier AIs he studies just casually hanging out with his mom.

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Some Ed · October 4, 2022

And it'd be in Yay's best interest to leave him with that assessment. Unfortunately, this is one of those areas in which they're weak.

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Sean Kinlin · October 4, 2022

Clinton's head explodes and then all of a sudden Jeph is writing a reboot of <i>Scanners</i>.

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Mad Marie · October 4, 2022

Not to be confused with the reboot entitled “A Scanner Dorkly”.

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Fart Captor · October 4, 2022

Yay needs to be either less unbearably hot or more three dimensional so I can make out with them 🥺

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Carrie · October 4, 2022

Yes! 🤞🤤🤘

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Nutjob · October 4, 2022

To be fair, Yay has restricted themselves to the OPEN channels. That's progress!

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Neil Fairweather · October 4, 2022

That was my thought. It doesn't count as as snooping. What's the problem?

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kupo · October 4, 2022

Oh my God. Clinton meeting and being friends with Yay... the implications of that idea is beyond terrifying.

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Joseph Bonnar · October 4, 2022

I suspect Yay would need to take... Steps. (*Hannelore, RELEASE THE VIRUS!)

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OldGoat · October 4, 2022

Marten knows his (for all practical purposes) brother-in-law well.

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Some Ed · October 4, 2022

Back before I got married, the term I used was 'future brother-in-law'. Though that term really only makes sense if one is willing to commit to that stuff and doing so doesn't freak out ones partner.

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Spot & Tabbie · October 4, 2022

Is it me, or does Cubetown kind of need Yay?

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Jonathan V · October 4, 2022

No, because Yay will Point And Laugh, rather than fix anything

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BobC · October 4, 2022

Clinton's head wouldn't explode. He has an outlet.

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MikeT · October 4, 2022

I feel this should be a Bloodtrocuted reference #metalocalypse

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Daniel S · October 4, 2022

Claire is going to be the only competent being on the staff. She’s either going to thrive or die.

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Some Ed · October 4, 2022

At least for a bit. Maybe. I expect with her on the staff, things will change: - She's going to hire some other competent library and IT staff. - She's going to provide some training that will... reduce the least competent impulses in some of the rest of the staff. That having been said, what about the janitor?

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David F · October 4, 2022

Open comms channels are open

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Yelling Bird · October 4, 2022

"And this is our Administration AI GLaDOS..."

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Temba His Arms Wide · October 4, 2022

THE CAKE IS A LIE! ABORT! THE CAKE IS A LIE!

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Mad Marie · October 4, 2022

eh. Let them eat cake.

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Neil Fairweather · October 4, 2022

Have your kayak and heat it.

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Michael Boettger · October 4, 2022

Very good Claireface, panel 2. I dub it "Doubtful Claireface".

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tagno25 · October 4, 2022

Hopefully the "cake" won't be uranium cake

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · October 4, 2022

or even a urinal cake D=

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Mad Marie · October 4, 2022

There are safety brochures about the “public facilities”? ie the restrooms?

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Nicolas Demers · October 4, 2022

If the place is run by AIs but they're hiring organics, they should advertise all the amenities and safety features we squishy meatsacks will need!

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Dean Reilly · October 4, 2022

When Claire arrives at Cubetown, the place is a blazing ruin. In the centre of the wreckage is a sponge cake, with 'WELCOME CLIARE' written on top in wobbly icing.

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Mad Marie · October 4, 2022

The icing is made from Moray’s goo. Yay hacks in and corrects the fact that they essentially misspelled “AI” (but not before laughing uncontrollably).

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Matt Grayson · October 4, 2022

Hey, "open comms channels" is not snooping! Now "encrypted comms channels", or "we've installed intelligent autonomous agents in their security systems"...

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Mad Marie · October 4, 2022

better than unintelligent autonomous agents.

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 4, 2022

As soon as I saw the title I knew Yay was going to be spying on someone!!

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Amy ☣ · October 4, 2022

Don't make Elliot cry. I forbid it.

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Katrina Urmson · October 4, 2022

This is awesome. That’s it. Just had to say it. Also, Marten is soooo accurate.

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ValdVin · October 4, 2022

"There is talk of baking a cake" may lead to reassessing "don't worry about Cubetown collapsing"? Did they borrow Melon's secret "cake" recipe?

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OldGoat · October 4, 2022

Yay said "risk assessment" without specifying just what risks. I read it as referring to the edibility of said alleged confection. It may indeed contain leaking carbon zinc D cell flashlight batteries, the kind Arthur fixes for Melon. (For you younger folk who have never had the sublime experience, a leaking alkaline battery is but a mere shadow of the equipment destroying capabilities of spent carbon zinc cells.)