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September 25, 2022

OG Game Boy

Boy that sure was a storm! We still don't have power and I'm not sure when it will be back. Hopefully not too long. Thank god for cellphone data tethering. And rechargeable backup power banks.

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dragonkittyrawr · September 26, 2022

This might be silly but there are these lovely little movement lines in panels 5 & 6 and I just love how they're both subtle and effective

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Ursus Ridens · September 26, 2022

We have noticed the following: Hurricane hits Nova Scotia, and JEPH COMES THROUGH. Well done, Jeph! but I think we'll understand if you have to take time to deal with the wreckage. (Wait -- what? Hurricane + Nova Scotia? This is not an association of words which we want to see any more of.)

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Wafer99 · September 26, 2022

Yay square speech bubbles?

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Stephen Wells · September 26, 2022

She doesn't bother to emulate human speechforms when she's with Roko.

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Douglas E. Smith · September 25, 2022

I don't know why but I really like the simple single motion lines of Yay plopping down and sitting up suddenly. It adds to their drama!

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Fart Captor · September 25, 2022

I love how sincerely Yay seems to like Melon, despite their personalities being so wildly different. Best throuple

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Joseph Bonnar · September 25, 2022

Oh, EVERYONE loves Melon. They just don't want to be near her when she's cooking, or making volcanoes, or otherwise indulging her harmless passions for acids and fires.

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Kid Meier91 · September 25, 2022

Wait, how long has Yay had square speech bubbles? I swear they used to have the rounded human ones?

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Some Ed · September 26, 2022

I'm not sure if Yay has square speech bubbles when the mood suits them, if it's dependent on which particular instance of Yay is depicted, Jeph's whims, or something more complicated. But yes, sometimes they have rounded bubbles, other times they're square. I tend to imagine that Yay having rounded speech bubbles is when they're demonstrating that they really can produce a human-like voice. But if she's hanging out with Roko, she doesn't have to go to that effort, so she doesn't.

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Robert Wilson · September 25, 2022

I was wondering how you weathered the storm. Thanks for the update and here's hoping for a speedy restoration of your power.

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Steve DeGroof · September 25, 2022

Weirdo, yes. Harmless? That's pushing it. I mean, Yay pretty much stomps all over Asimov's first law. Especially the "through inaction" clause. Given that they are essentially omnipotent, allowing anyone at all to come to harm violates the first law.

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Some Ed · September 26, 2022

I think stuff's a lot more complicated than you seem to think it is. It's true that Yay has multiple bodies, but they do not appear to be literally everywhere. It would take more than just being everywhere to prevent anyone from coming to harm.

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enchantedsleeper · September 25, 2022

Yay: "ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND 𝔇𝔈𝔖𝔓𝔄ℑℜ but also don't look at me" (I got that fancy gothic font from a site called yaytext.com, which is far too appropriate 😂)

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Leak · September 25, 2022

ITYM " ̸̖͂̈D̷̢̅ ̸͉̇̉Ξ̷̫̙̓̀ ̸̪͘ͅS̴͔͍̊Ṗ̸͚̐ ̶̱̲̆̇Λ̷͙͝ ̵̹̒I̷̠͂̌R̷͎͆̌"

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Rik Kershaw-Moore · September 25, 2022

Reminds me of that old SOE war time adage - "three people can keep a secret as well as one, as long as two of them are dead!" Hope you are safe and okay. It looks scary...

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Dean Reilly · September 25, 2022

Originally a Ben Franklin quote, I believe.

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William Cole · September 25, 2022

Stay safe, Jeph!

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OldGoat · September 25, 2022

Ah ha! So you AREN'T omniscient, Yay!

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Bill Silvia · September 25, 2022

In my head, Roko has been knitting this whole time, and I could not figure out what the Game Boy reference was about. It took until about the third time to realize what she was doing. Have we seen Roko knitting in the past or is my brain making up nonsense?

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Vilinda · September 25, 2022

You're brain is making up nonsense, bro.

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Hawkeye · September 25, 2022

I love Yay. They are the best.

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Yelling Bird · September 25, 2022

I could teach Yay. They are to computing power what I am to weird.

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Runhildr Zaetl · September 25, 2022

Yay is a they, not a she.

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Andrew · September 25, 2022

Melons step 1: install explosives in your butt.

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Sleepy John · September 25, 2022

Come up with new and ingenious ways to set your head on fire.

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ljdbjlasfbjk · September 25, 2022

Is Yay losing hairs in the last two panels?

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Cathal Mc Ginley · September 25, 2022

I think it's motion lines, for flopping back in the seat, and then sitting forward.

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Thisguy · September 25, 2022

...Wait... What if Melon's weirdness is all an act... What if Melon is an All Powerful Super AI pretending to be a weirdo!?

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PixelThis · September 25, 2022

Oh no, the secret is out. Now it is up to Emily to save the world!

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Sleepy John · September 25, 2022

Perhaps Yay should become a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

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Bill Silvia · September 25, 2022

Yay? Mild-mannered?

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Fart Captor · September 25, 2022

These two are so married I can barely take it

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Wednesday · September 25, 2022

The Atlantic provinces are a friggin’ mess right now. Glad you’re okay and that at least the cone missed your area, Jeph.

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Thisguy · September 25, 2022

Simple. Just explain that Yay was having an emotional crisis, Aurelia talked to her and helped (technically true), and Yay pledged loyalty to her and helped with security. Because many AIS are already weird like that.

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Nicolas Demers · September 25, 2022

Not just technically true, but 100% true. Best part is, people won't want to ask for details! They'll probably assume Yay is a Milkmaid or something. Uh, which may raise whole new concerns about them being a creepy superfan who found out MommyMilkers' real identity...

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Onedavewreckingcrew · September 25, 2022

Yay is a whole mood

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Cory Thorp · September 25, 2022

Stay safe, bud! Loving this arc!

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Daniel S · September 25, 2022

Faye, upon finding out from Marten: how the balls did Spookybot meet your girlfriend's mom? Marten: Random chance, apparently. Faye: This fuckin' town, I swear...

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Carl Fink · September 25, 2022

Faye: how the balls did Spookybot meet your girlfriend's mom? Claire: CubeTown just endowed a professorial chair to investigate synchronicity related to ... um, to this friend group.

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TV4Fun · September 25, 2022

I'm totally stealing panel 6.

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Rich Holmes · September 25, 2022

Did the CubeTown* dome work properly? *It's a working title

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Miyaa · September 25, 2022

Preemptive “Hello Melon” (Socially Appropriate Greetings!)

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Malachy NG · September 25, 2022

I appreciate that my ISP installed a battery backup for my fiber install, but also...doesn't do me any good when everything else in the house, including the wifi router and any hardwired PCs, don't have power

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Ian Wolfe · September 25, 2022

This is why I have my modem and router on a battery backup. Power may go out, but the wi-fi? The wi-fi stays up.

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Jeremy · September 25, 2022

I love the whiplash mood change from the thundering denouncement in panel 4 to the calm consideration of an previously unthinkable (due to silliness) plan.

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Sean Kinlin · September 25, 2022

I love how Yay is all villainous "You Dare?!" in panel 4 and Roko is totally unimpressed.

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Tamara Macadam · September 25, 2022

i was literally looking to buy an og game boy when this was posted, get out of my head jeph

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schmod · September 25, 2022

If you want weirdness lessons, Pintsize is your boy.

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Ian Wolfe · September 25, 2022

Different weird, not more weird. I don't think it is fundamentally possible to be weirder than Melon is.

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Andrea Andrew · September 25, 2022

Are they living with Roko now?

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Ted Van Roekel · September 25, 2022

No, they leave one of their bodies in a charging pod downstairs if I remember correctly.

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Greg R. · September 25, 2022

This would make me love Yay even more than previously, if that were possible.

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 25, 2022

You take that back about Melon, she's not a weirdo, she PERFECT!!

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Asthmatic Space Gimp · September 25, 2022

Glad you folks are (mostly) all right! That's one of the nastiest hurricanes Canada has ever seen...

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Mad Marie · September 25, 2022

Jeph, I hope you have a well-charged OG Gameboy to occupy your time while you wait for power to be restored!

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Bill Silvia · September 25, 2022

In that case, "well-charged" would mean "a box full of new batteries on-hand"

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Elf Sternberg · September 25, 2022

I am loving Yay's hair. It says "casual themsbian" so hard.

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Bill Silvia · September 25, 2022

The person who monitors Clinton's sex life with a seismometer is worried about whether Claire knows they exist? If anything, this has been past due.

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Becky Landry · September 25, 2022

To be fair, Claire will have no idea that Yay is the AI in question unless Yay announces themself.

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Elf Sternberg · September 25, 2022

The interesting part will be when they invite Bubbles, and the reunion is just kind of like, "Oh."

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Zak Reichle · September 25, 2022

More Yay please ❤️

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Sean Kinlin · September 25, 2022

Yay gets secret lessons from Melon on weirdness? Will this be a Cyrano de Bergerac type of thing?

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Matt Grayson · September 25, 2022

Ask Melon how to be normal. The answers will be far more useful.

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Some Ed · September 26, 2022

I'm not sure about that. I mean, I expect Melon will process the request: - Yay wants to know how to be weird. - Everybody's pretty weird compared to me. - Teach Yay how to be like everybody? But Melon's impression of what the normal people are like is going to be very off, so it'll still be a weird. It's just a different weird than Yay would get from asking Melon how to be normal.

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BigKumaDM · September 25, 2022

okay so I was re-watching some star trek and it got me wondering something about the AI here. Can they breathe. I don't mean like, do they need to but can they manually stop and focus on their intake and output of air circulation for cooling? Can they stop and calm down with breathing techniques?

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Elf Sternberg · September 25, 2022

Depends on how integrated they are with their body, and how faithful they are to the human model. I suspect the answer is yes for Roko, no for Yay.

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Grace Serenity · September 25, 2022

Yay, sweetie, you chose "Yay Newfriend" as your name. You really don't need help being weird!

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legobil · September 25, 2022

But they did need Melons help with that!

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Edmund Schweppe · September 25, 2022

Roko, Yay definitely needs help on the "harmless" part.

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Desy · September 25, 2022

YAY! more yay.

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Elberik · September 25, 2022

it's pretty easy to believe. A young AI meets Aurelia and they bond over dogs. Said AI offers to run security. Simple.

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R L · September 25, 2022

Oh yeah you're in NS. Please stay safe.

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legobil · September 25, 2022

Eh. I bet they just put up… The Dome. 😉

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GodsInTheCogs · September 25, 2022

Panel one cuts off the finest of Yay badonk 😭

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Bill Silvia · September 25, 2022

Technically all of the panels do.

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youneedahug · September 25, 2022

Glad to hear you made it through the storm alright.

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Zig Justice · September 25, 2022

Melon would be so confused by any implication that she's a weirdo. . o O (I'm not sure she'd even understand the concept.)

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Lisa Prolman · September 25, 2022

Good luck with the power issues. I definitely want to see Melon giving Yay lessons on weird.

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Michael · September 25, 2022

Just let the weird come naturally.

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Daryl Sawyer · September 25, 2022

Anything that brings us more Melon is a good thing... especially the new Long Haired Melon.

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Michael Boettger · September 25, 2022

And I just stumbled across today's strip. Neither Patreon or mail have it posted.

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Sean Kinlin · September 25, 2022

I got an e-mail 4 minutes ago.

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Michael Boettger · September 25, 2022

Roko is so over Yay and their sense of self importance.

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Andrea Andrew · September 25, 2022

Their. Yay goes by gender neutral pronouns and is basically non-binary.