Cold-Blooded Matrimony
with this kingsnake, I thee wed
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A Crawling Kingsnake at the wedding? Only if the band plays Big Joe Williams or Muddy Waters. But Lucille Bogan, Ma Rainey, or Alberta Hunter would be more appropriate
Alberta Hunter, Lucille Bogan, Bessie Smith, and Ma Rainey, for those who aren't Blues geeks, were famous for loving the ladies in a very homophobic era. And I would love to see a wedding where they played "Shave 'Em Dry." Sam and Emmett are probably too young for that.
Veronica moved into town shortly over a year ago, by my estimate. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112981367981111984591&rtpof=true&sd=true
What a fascinating study!
“snake now or forever hold your snake” is still making me laugh
So, the wedding is being hosted by a guy one of the brides once dated and that same bride's ex's mum?
That freaking town…
Yeah Patreon is definitely having issues, like so many others I've been missing Patreon emails
I wouldn’t say I’ve been “missing” it, Bob.
me 2 last two days it looks like!
I see that a lot of other people are missing updates so apparently I'm not the only one.
Mine came in fine.
Too many long-running stories end with a wedding, implying all the interesting stuff is over. I hope this will not be one of them.
Ball pythons can actually have blue-ish eyes if they're leucistic, they're even called "Blue-Eyed Leucistic Ball Pythons"
Is that a word-additive grading system, like “Special Finest Tippy Golden Flowery Orange Pekoe”?
So it's not...it's not balD python then?...Huh...
bald pythons are difficult to detect in the wild, due to their excellently-crafted wigs.
I was thinking the same, wedding coming up, Martin and Claire maybe moving away.... but maybe we are just moving to QC the next generation featuring Sam and friends :)
The old proto-muppet show? https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Sam_and_Friends
Two weeks until “the wedding” is giving me “is Jeph wrapping up the strip?” heebie jeebies…
He's not
Not sure why, but I've stopped receiving these in my inbox.
Same here. :(
But has Skullmaster RSVP'd yet?
Skullmaster did, but nobody got the email.
I've also missed emails 2 days in a row. But I've had Patreon emails for other accounts.
No email 2 days in a row
Also didn't get the email, it's been off and on for a while now.
Didn't get the email. And it just seems to be QC, the other ones come through
Also, they should totally use hand-crafted ouroboros snake rings for the ceremony. Whole snake-themed wedding.
Noodles for the wedding reception. All kinds of noodles.
Yeah, the feed seems to be mucked up.
I wondered if it was just me. I'm getting emails from other creators but I haven't had Jeph's for a couple of days.
Why are we no longer getting the email from Patreon?
This is why Holly, Molly and Polly believe all the rumours about Tai
As a photographer, I concur. Harsh direct sunlight can be fixed but it's a pain and your candid shots will look like you invited racoons over.
Raccoons would be an upgrade from weasels and snakes.
If they are lucky they might get a cermonial snake
Is that like Something, something, something, gazpacho?
more like "Shed now or forever keep your skin"
As Linus might say, Just make sure not to get chomped by a Queen snake.
Yay!! Sam (and possibly Emmet) appearances. Veronica and Jim Marten and Claire Bubbles and Faye Spur to proposal? Jim, of course, does the cake. Any thoughts?
Have you been stalking me Jeph? Been an awful lot I can specifically relate to in the strip lately. I'll just be over here tending my pet snake...
mushroom mushroom
Plis coninue drawing Tai floof edit:continue
I wonder who'll get to toss the garter snake
Brava!
Huh, Tai's been in the cast since the page count was in triple digits and this is likely the most we ever learned about her family.
We still haven't, we're just learning about Jim & Sam's (& Marten's mom's) house, and Dora's dad
Maybe Sam will be FLOWER MASTER - MASTER OF FLOWERS!
I mean, this is Dora’s wedding. I’m sure there will be a time and place during it for SKULL MASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS!
So ouroboros wedding rings?
Ewww. Have you ever seen a snake with Ouroboros Syndrome?
This is gonna be the cutest wedding and I'm probably gonna cry
I notice Marten didn't tell Tai and Dora about Sam's propensity to grab frogs. Then again, won't the snakes have eaten them all by that point?
Wait wait, is Sam going to ask Emmet to be her date for the wedding?
Worked for Marten...
Tai's dad is a herpetologist? Sam's going to lose her mind - unless she's too busy holding hands with Emmett to notice.
I want to see Sam geek outwith TaiDad.
This one didn’t come in the mail, as usual. Did Patreon fire the people that run the e-mail servers too?
No, I get every other email about people I support... :/
awhohohoho
