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September 14, 2022

Cold-Blooded Matrimony

with this kingsnake, I thee wed

Comments (62)

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Todd Ellner · September 16, 2022

A Crawling Kingsnake at the wedding? Only if the band plays Big Joe Williams or Muddy Waters. But Lucille Bogan, Ma Rainey, or Alberta Hunter would be more appropriate

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Todd Ellner · September 16, 2022

Alberta Hunter, Lucille Bogan, Bessie Smith, and Ma Rainey, for those who aren't Blues geeks, were famous for loving the ladies in a very homophobic era. And I would love to see a wedding where they played "Shave 'Em Dry." Sam and Emmett are probably too young for that.

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Bill Silvia · September 15, 2022

Veronica moved into town shortly over a year ago, by my estimate. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112981367981111984591&rtpof=true&sd=true

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Diptych · September 16, 2022

What a fascinating study!

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Eryn Manela · September 15, 2022

“snake now or forever hold your snake” is still making me laugh

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Diptych · September 15, 2022

So, the wedding is being hosted by a guy one of the brides once dated and that same bride's ex's mum?

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William Cole · September 15, 2022

That freaking town…

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fluffy · September 14, 2022

Yeah Patreon is definitely having issues, like so many others I've been missing Patreon emails

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Mad Marie · September 15, 2022

I wouldn’t say I’ve been “missing” it, Bob.

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Steve · September 14, 2022

me 2 last two days it looks like!

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Brent Catherman · September 14, 2022

I see that a lot of other people are missing updates so apparently I'm not the only one.

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dcy665 . · September 14, 2022

Mine came in fine.

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TV4Fun · September 14, 2022

Too many long-running stories end with a wedding, implying all the interesting stuff is over. I hope this will not be one of them.

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OhhCrapGuy · September 14, 2022

Ball pythons can actually have blue-ish eyes if they're leucistic, they're even called "Blue-Eyed Leucistic Ball Pythons"

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Mad Marie · September 14, 2022

Is that a word-additive grading system, like “Special Finest Tippy Golden Flowery Orange Pekoe”?

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Laura Curry · September 14, 2022

So it's not...it's not balD python then?...Huh...

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Mad Marie · September 14, 2022

bald pythons are difficult to detect in the wild, due to their excellently-crafted wigs.

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Jeffrey Jacks · September 14, 2022

I was thinking the same, wedding coming up, Martin and Claire maybe moving away.... but maybe we are just moving to QC the next generation featuring Sam and friends :)

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Mad Marie · September 14, 2022

The old proto-muppet show? https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Sam_and_Friends

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Check out www.galenacomic.com for a cool webcomic · September 14, 2022

Two weeks until “the wedding” is giving me “is Jeph wrapping up the strip?” heebie jeebies…

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Rich Holmes · September 14, 2022

He's not

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Phil A · September 14, 2022

Not sure why, but I've stopped receiving these in my inbox.

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Gary Schmidt · September 14, 2022

Same here. :(

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panpolypuff · September 14, 2022

But has Skullmaster RSVP'd yet?

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Mad Marie · September 14, 2022

Skullmaster did, but nobody got the email.

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Veronica VanCleave-Seeley · September 14, 2022

I've also missed emails 2 days in a row. But I've had Patreon emails for other accounts.

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Michelle Harvey · September 14, 2022

No email 2 days in a row

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NickPG · September 14, 2022

Also didn't get the email, it's been off and on for a while now.

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Da Nargh!! · September 14, 2022

Didn't get the email. And it just seems to be QC, the other ones come through

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Steve DeGroof · September 14, 2022

Also, they should totally use hand-crafted ouroboros snake rings for the ceremony. Whole snake-themed wedding.

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Miyaa · September 14, 2022

Noodles for the wedding reception. All kinds of noodles.

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Steve DeGroof · September 14, 2022

Yeah, the feed seems to be mucked up.

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Ian McDowall · September 14, 2022

I wondered if it was just me. I'm getting emails from other creators but I haven't had Jeph's for a couple of days.

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Jeffrey Anderson · September 14, 2022

Why are we no longer getting the email from Patreon?

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Aine Dooley · September 14, 2022

This is why Holly, Molly and Polly believe all the rumours about Tai

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Jim Feldman · September 14, 2022

As a photographer, I concur. Harsh direct sunlight can be fixed but it's a pain and your candid shots will look like you invited racoons over.

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Miyaa · September 14, 2022

Raccoons would be an upgrade from weasels and snakes.

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Bagge · September 14, 2022

If they are lucky they might get a cermonial snake

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Sleepy John · September 14, 2022

Is that like Something, something, something, gazpacho?

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 14, 2022

more like "Shed now or forever keep your skin"

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · September 14, 2022

As Linus might say, Just make sure not to get chomped by a Queen snake.

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Michael Boettger · September 14, 2022

Yay!! Sam (and possibly Emmet) appearances. Veronica and Jim Marten and Claire Bubbles and Faye Spur to proposal? Jim, of course, does the cake. Any thoughts?

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Yelling Bird · September 14, 2022

Have you been stalking me Jeph? Been an awful lot I can specifically relate to in the strip lately. I'll just be over here tending my pet snake...

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · September 14, 2022

mushroom mushroom

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will davison · September 14, 2022

Plis coninue drawing Tai floof edit:continue

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Emilia · September 14, 2022

I wonder who'll get to toss the garter snake

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William Cole · September 14, 2022

Brava!

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Eric Lusby · September 14, 2022

Huh, Tai's been in the cast since the page count was in triple digits and this is likely the most we ever learned about her family.

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Nicolas Demers · September 14, 2022

We still haven't, we're just learning about Jim & Sam's (& Marten's mom's) house, and Dora's dad

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Sean Kinlin · September 14, 2022

Maybe Sam will be FLOWER MASTER - MASTER OF FLOWERS!

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legobil · September 14, 2022

I mean, this is Dora’s wedding. I’m sure there will be a time and place during it for SKULL MASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS!

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Miyaa · September 14, 2022

So ouroboros wedding rings?

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Todd Ellner · September 14, 2022

Ewww. Have you ever seen a snake with Ouroboros Syndrome?

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Fart Captor · September 14, 2022

This is gonna be the cutest wedding and I'm probably gonna cry

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ValdVin · September 14, 2022

I notice Marten didn't tell Tai and Dora about Sam's propensity to grab frogs. Then again, won't the snakes have eaten them all by that point?

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KCkittysnores · September 14, 2022

Wait wait, is Sam going to ask Emmet to be her date for the wedding?

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MikeT · September 14, 2022

Worked for Marten...

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David Durant · September 14, 2022

Tai's dad is a herpetologist? Sam's going to lose her mind - unless she's too busy holding hands with Emmett to notice.

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Carl Fink · September 14, 2022

I want to see Sam geek outwith TaiDad.

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Unkn0wabl3 · September 14, 2022

This one didn’t come in the mail, as usual. Did Patreon fire the people that run the e-mail servers too?

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 14, 2022

No, I get every other email about people I support... :/

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Tamara Macadam · September 14, 2022

awhohohoho