Just To Be Safe
is this a Dune thing? it's a Dune thing isn't it
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Hanners-lore forever
Hanne(lore^2)?
She knows it is only a matter of time before her Final Metamorphosis
> Dora leading Marten out by the arm > Marten’s look of concern … huh. What’s Dora’s plan here.
Hannelore can call in orbital bombardment.
I first read this as Dora making an excuse to put Claire in charge (knowing that Hannelore would pass the baton right back to Claire when granted it) so that she'd gain confidence and get a little leadership practice. I think the other commenters also have a point when saying that she's trying to talk to Martin alone, but it could be a two-birds-one-stone situation.
I think she was aiming for at least three birds with this stone.
Hannelore could turn a coffee shop evil
Last time she was in charge, she had a panic attack and froze, and Marten had to Google how to make espresso
Just for pun, Claire uses her temporary command to rename the shop to 'Coffee of Dune'.
Would 100% go to Coffee of Dune if a branch opens near me.
Correct Clinton, 'Hanners-Lore'
She is the quick-shot haderach
yessss Hanners let the anger run through youuuuu
I could see Hanners starting with CoD and propelling it to be more successful than Starbucks but not with everyone staying happy with it. If she became evil Hanners and tapped into family connections.
Hanners would not look good with a goatee, just saying...
She could maybe pull a goatee off. Big twirly moustache, though...
Hannelore is the shortening of the way, the Caffeine Haderach. Edit: I missed @Chris Heg above. Sorry for the repeated Dune joke.
Hanne(lore²)
We know how that worked out on ST:TNG don't we??
Hanners might become the Coffee Empress of Doom
This is a Doom thing, isn’t it?
The U.N. is totally different; if you get someone's name wrong there, it could lead to an international incident.
The jeans I will inherit from my mother have the potential to turn me evil. Well, maybe not evil as much as cranky; the dear woman is like a size 2 and when comparing clothes I always feel like a clydesdale. And yet she asks every single time she cleans out her closet if I might want something.
Maybe I live in the mirror universe version of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants…
This is why Hannelore must never drink The Water Of Life, lest she become an Abomination.
Maybe her father drank the Water Of Single Malt and that begat the AIs!!
Oh God PLEASE give me some Evil Hannelore...
Right, Claire. It's a coffee shop. If you can't handle being in charge here, you have no hope of running an IS department.
Time for Clinton to update the Hannelore wiki.
The Kwisatz Hannelorach
kinda starting to get the impression that Jeph likes Dune
I want to see Evil Hannelhore
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443
The bad end has been avoided, for now: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443
Still one of my favourite ever QC strips!
DUNE JOKES! Now that's classic qc.
Far too long since the last one, which was Hanners using the Voice on her mother's minions, I think. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3637 I also thought of the Kwiscotch Haderach one, but that was WAY earlier. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2400
Don't turn down free training! Also, I'm now remembering the first time Hannelore was left in charge.
That was when Claire got to use the sword for the first time!!
Bi-lal kaifa.
Tomorrow: Steve goes to Vermont to find out who sabotaged the state’s maple syrup reserve and turned it into an evil AI entity. But first, he needs to eat his cereal. And get fresh milk.
He's getting the milk today, so he can eat his cereal tomorrow. And maybe we'll see the return of C.E.R.E.A.L.!
Not the time clinton!
Yes. Definitely the time.
There’s a reason they don’t offer spiced latte’s
"HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS, ohhhhh pumpkin....."
He knows the Wierding Way!
I dunno, Clinton's gotten a lot less weird than when we first met him.
Moral support in talking to Tai? Getting him alone to find out how he really feels about this? Reveal her alter ego as the shadow director of Cubetown?
Making sure he's not gonna go the way of Faye?
There is so much to love here, joke-wise. The hanners pun. But most especially the Dune joke. I never tire of the rare but always welcome Dune joke.
Evil Hannalore is an identical Hannalore except she had emotions from the the moment she came online. A Hannalore Lore if you will.
That analogy doesn’t hold up—it’s not like her dad was a robotics and artificial intelligence pioneer or anything.
Sorry no abdications allowed. It must be trial by combat.
or wombat
...Aren't we forgetting about assistant manager Penelope? Or is she not in?
A business the size of CoD, usually only one manager will be there at a time, except maybe for the shifts that are too busy for small pests such as significant others to be tolerated.
I love them all
I love to know more Hanna-lore!
LOL- make it a little LESS obvious you want to talk to Marten alone Dora...
Both? I bet it's been a while since the copy room saw any action.