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September 1, 2022

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Bollthorn · September 21, 2022

Moray is too cute 😊

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legobil · September 4, 2022

I’m actually surprised Moray got down both living quarters and food for humans out of “accommodations” and, yay them!

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Bill Silvia · September 4, 2022

"FOR HUMANS"

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SilverbackRon · September 2, 2022

I just love Claire in panel 5. "Yes, right, the dome, of course you have a dome. I'm going to hang up now...' and she is rubbing her head like this is all just SO MUCH. I mean I love Moray but I can see how this would all be so overwhelming.

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SheepFace2000 · September 3, 2022

Christ I've been in Claire's position.. potentially a dream job but there are just *so many* red flags

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Ísabel Pirsic · September 2, 2022

what if the camera drone IS indeed an emergency 🧻 supplying machine as well? neutrino janitor had requested it on account of certain frequent leaks, with an added cam to document the incidents, for the company’s video newsletter

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Joseph Loder · September 2, 2022

I find it curious in a post-Singularity world where Technology has clearly advanced quite a bit, the drone still has a full sized USB plug on it.

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · September 2, 2022

Okay, I was worried, but Claire is being a boss here!

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legobil · September 2, 2022

”Do not contact me, I will contact you.”

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Halloween Jack · September 2, 2022

Is anyone else still taking the webcam as a hovering roll of toilet paper?

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FuryoftheStars · September 2, 2022

I am now….

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Ursus Ridens · September 2, 2022

Jeph seems to be having fun showing how to get AI/world interfaces well, just wrong. (Webcam in a little helicopter??)

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awgiedawgie · September 2, 2022

Yeah, most of us just call that thing a "drone camera", but hey, you do you.

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Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde · September 2, 2022

Jeph, check out these pointy friends: https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/x3cwmb/theyre_twins/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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Joe · September 1, 2022

love the adorable little bandaid on Moray's shoulder.

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SilverbackRon · September 2, 2022

Yeah, what is that all about?

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Kuragari · September 1, 2022

I really like Moray. She's so enthusiastic and bubbly (pun intended). I would love to talk to her.

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Chapel · September 1, 2022

*save as PDF*

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dcy665 . · September 1, 2022

I admit, I found her notepad funny.

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Cole Blackblood · September 1, 2022

Claire has realized she has signed up for babysitting goo ladies as well as building an entire department. She's become Roko

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Harmony Petersen · September 1, 2022

Awww..... I feel your pain, this definitely was a fun conversation.

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legobil · September 2, 2022

I imagine Claire collapsing in Bubbles chair now after this. She deserves it.

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OldGoat · September 1, 2022

Time to ask Station what he knows about these people. Asking Yay may or may not yield an unambiguous answer, for they will tell you both yes and no.

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Ursus Ridens · September 2, 2022

"Go not to the Spooky for counsel, for they will answer both no and yes."

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Sleepy John · September 1, 2022

Can’t wait to see what kind of job they offer to Marten.

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Miyaa · September 1, 2022

Marten is going to be Cubetown’s best hospital radio DJ ever.

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J.E. Melton · September 1, 2022

I dunno, it looks to me like Moray has something on her mind.

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

Moray’s prior employment includes temp work subbing in for a vending machine that ate dollar bills (the vending machine had saved up enough extra cash to finally use that vacation time it was owed).

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Stephen Wells · September 1, 2022

Claire: I have these requirements. Moray: I'll bear them in mind.

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Chris Crowther · September 1, 2022

I see what you did there...

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enchantedsleeper · September 1, 2022

Claire: ~professional~ ✨ Moray: friend???

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Stephen Wells · September 1, 2022

Remember when Roko ended up running the AI rights org because Beeps needed to be rescued from her own incompetence? Same vibes :)

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Miyaa · September 1, 2022

And because it’s a nonprofit, we didn’t kvetch over how incompetent Beeps was or ask why would Roko accept a leadership position or even work there. I think you are definitely on to something here.

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Onedavewreckingcrew · September 1, 2022

woof, Moray needs some lessons in establishing and respecting boundaries.

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RyanNerd · September 1, 2022

I'm going to be honest here. If I had a phone interview that went like this I'd nope my way out of there. I've worked at a enough places with incompetent staff and leadership to know better. Even if it were to work somewhere cool like cubetown.

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JD · September 1, 2022

I too wish I could eat all of my notes so that I didn’t forget everything

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Bagge · September 1, 2022

I mean, you can eat all of your notes. It remains to be seen if Moray forgets or not

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Uniquitous · September 1, 2022

This job seems like more aggravation than it's worth.

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Simon · September 1, 2022

im imagining moray play like. reversed printer noises, as she inserts the note

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SpookyPenguin · September 1, 2022

Now I can't get Zappa's Goblin Girl out of my head. Darn.

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Andrew · September 1, 2022

Ah, so that’s how googirl notes works!

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enchantedsleeper · September 1, 2022

Okay, very good xD

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Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts · September 1, 2022

ok i withdraw my previous wariness about Moray, i would officially die for her

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kaitou · September 1, 2022

Instead of PostIts, she uses PostProcessIts.

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William Cole · September 1, 2022

PANEL 6 IS A TRIUMPH!!! Literally cackled over this one.

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Quasitling · September 1, 2022

She's eating a note here; "Huge success"

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Bagge · September 1, 2022

I want to see Moray interview Beeps next

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Bagge · September 1, 2022

"also, you will give me a salary three times to median for librarian entry positions in Canada, the right to pick my own staff, a fancy office and a pony."

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Andrew · September 1, 2022

With power and influence like that she could create the Canadian Mounted Librarian Corps.

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Alex Thompson · September 1, 2022

I *just* clued in that the drone is the camera

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Pejo · September 1, 2022

It took me a not-insignificant amount of time as well.

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Andrew Mitchell · September 1, 2022

Good on you, Claire! That's the sort of decision making and direct communication they need.. The conversation between Claire and Marten is going to be interesting.

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enchantedsleeper · September 1, 2022

I think he'll just be like 👍😄👍 I'm imagining her telling him how she took charge LIKE A BOSS

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Pete Hanson · September 1, 2022

Why does the toilet paper roll have a propeller on it?

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Michael Hofmann · September 1, 2022

It's a camera!

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Dev · September 1, 2022

How does one GET there? I assume flying, but how often do they have runs? I have QUESTIONS. I have SO MANY QUESTIONS and I'm SO EXCITED to learn more!

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Bagge · September 1, 2022

You and Clinton both

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NinjaZaku · September 1, 2022

*snapping at Moray like a cat* SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW

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AcheronYYC · September 1, 2022

Don't squirt her with water, she just gets bigger.

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panpolypuff · September 1, 2022

The fact that Jeph hand-draws every instance of the camera-drone's WHIRRR sound is so goddamn charming to me.

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Andrea Andrew · September 1, 2022

Claire will be running this company in the blink of an eye.

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Adam · September 1, 2022

I'm pretty sure she's already moray's boss.

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Jeremy · September 1, 2022

I mean the place is made of red flags but if Moray is representative of folks there it kinda feels like they will fix things as fast as Clair can explain why X is a truly bad idea. Ignorant and willing to change is much better than how human things made of red flags generally progress. Not to say Claire will or should last to seeing red flags reduced to an appropriate percent of existing flags.

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Kate Cole · September 1, 2022

yeah, it seems like honest incompetence rather than actively garbage.

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Bex · September 1, 2022

FUCK. YES. CLAIRE. GEDDIT.

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Rich Holmes · September 1, 2022

My brain mashed up "Moray" and "Mad Marie" and got "Mad Moray", which turns out to be the title of a song that was posted in 2020 to YouTube and has gotten 4 views. Counting mine.

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That Blair Guy · September 1, 2022

But was it good?

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skinnybdink · September 1, 2022

Moray better not awaken something in me but who are we kidding this happens w/ALL QC characters

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 1, 2022

QC is a long-running experiment to see what interesting... things can be awakened in human readers

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DVW · September 1, 2022

I like how FOOD FOR HUMANS is all caps on the note

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Dan Curtis · September 1, 2022

it is an important note

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Ash359 · September 1, 2022

A new AI mage of goo? Interesting. Was wondering what her deal was.

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

Also, Jeph: the mini-moray on the phone in the first panel is a delightful touch!

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

I like how Claire takes charge in the 5th panel.

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Paul Zagieboylo · September 1, 2022

I feel like Claire took charge yesterday, when she realized how mind-bogglingly incompetent Moray was at this.

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Chris Keiser · September 1, 2022

I’ll be honest, I forgot Claire wasn’t face to face with Moray.

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

“Stenography is a dish best served cold.”

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

Moray enjoys the texture of a well-written note.

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Sean Kinlin · September 1, 2022

She often ends up eating her words.

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Katrina Urmson · September 1, 2022

… why does Moray have a bandaid on her shoulder? Claire is extremely, EXTREMELY patient and is practicing a degree of managing already that’s … well, par for a librarian but she doesn’t work there yet.

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Dean Reilly · September 1, 2022

She sprung a leak in yesterday's strip.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · September 1, 2022

I am so confused. If her mouth is a portal to all that goo, and her goo is under pressure. Why doesn’t it leak out when she talks? Where do her eyes go when her eyelids close? Her skin is transparent so we should still be able to see them. Do her eyes only exist when she wants to see? Do they dissolve when she closes her eyes and then resolve when she opens them? Or are they an illusion created on the surface of her skin to help her communicate with others.? How does she read the note once it is inside her head? Does she think with the goo or is it just for moving around?

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

Yes.

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Elberik · September 1, 2022

"food for humans" will be either 2 bags of hot pockets or a 5-star chef hired specifically to prepare all their meals.

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Mad Marie · September 1, 2022

a 5-star chef who is only supplied with 2 bags of hot pockets.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · September 1, 2022

mmm gooo...

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Leaflemming · September 1, 2022

She processes text by eating it. Of course she does.

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Rich Holmes · September 1, 2022

Unless there was some redaction, there seems to have been no discussion at all of Claire's studies, areas of interest (other than Marten), what kind of food she requires to live, or if she has a fear of drowning. Whether they think she'd be a good fit there at Cubetown* does seem to have been answered in the affirmative. *it's a working title

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ellafine · September 1, 2022

Okay but like have they discussed pay yet??

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Stephen Wells · September 1, 2022

It's quite possible that the salary was listed in the job advertisement.

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Scott Hilton · September 1, 2022

I am VERY nervous about this.

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Zig Justice · September 1, 2022

This is the best possible end to this mini arc. (And my mini arc, I mean jorb interview.) . o O (Chef's kiss.)

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Kenneth · September 1, 2022

I wish i could look as happy about anything as Moray looks eating that note.

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Jon Delfin · September 1, 2022

AccoMModation

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MikeT · September 1, 2022

What does the janitor eat then???

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LH · September 1, 2022

janitor food, duh

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Omnithea · September 1, 2022

This place has no guard rails, the signs are exclusively in Braille, and Muzak plays in the microwaves.

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Sean Kinlin · September 1, 2022

No one knows what it reads On Moray's note The one she wrote Behind green eyes.

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Zak Reichle · September 1, 2022

And now Moray is voiced by Roger Daltrey in my head.

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The Bard Gang · September 1, 2022

scrompf

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Maurice Kessler · September 1, 2022

Food for humans. Maybe sanitary facilities and a breathable atmosphere, too?

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Miyaa · September 1, 2022

Hopefully the sanitary facilities includes a bidet.

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Ken Carlile · September 1, 2022

Does Moray have a bandaid on their shoulder?

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The Bard Gang · September 1, 2022

from where she started leaking

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Sean Kinlin · September 1, 2022

I see that a patch has been applied to her wetware.

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Michael Boettger · September 1, 2022

Food for humans. Hopefully not a bag of "Librarian chow".

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Populuxe · September 1, 2022

“It’s educational!”

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Fart Captor · September 1, 2022

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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Miyaa · September 1, 2022

Claire or Moray?

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ValdVin · September 1, 2022

Stands to reason that Moray would write something on paper, as we've seen lots of AIs who like that "analog touch". As far as swallowing it for safekeeping, I have no explanation.

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Sean Kinlin · September 1, 2022

Maybe her gel has OCR capability.

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Miyaa · September 1, 2022

“Food for humans” very important Moray. (Also one of those meals should be poutine!)

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Sammitch · September 1, 2022

It's off the coast of Halifax, so that means donair.