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August 10, 2022

Dude Needs A Haircut

some creep

Comments (96)

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White heron · September 6, 2022

Not cannon: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=360

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · August 21, 2022

She did that on purpose so Claire's OCD would kick in and she wouldn't ignore that message.

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CaseyAEC · August 13, 2022

I trust the author. Whatever happens, it'll be QC.

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CaseyAEC · August 13, 2022

Dora's pretty shaggy too you know. I think their haircuts are still dating.

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SursumCordae · August 13, 2022

Now we see the true reason for the timeskip, a self-indulgent hair style redesign. Heck yeah.

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Uniquitous · August 12, 2022

Glad to see I'm not the only one who decided haircuts are bullshit! lol

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n. · August 12, 2022

kind of into the hair tbh

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Kate Cole · August 11, 2022

I have no idea what is going on here.

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Viktor · August 12, 2022

Marten and Claire occasionally do roleplay where they pretend not to like each other. He entered planning that. Claire, who’s stressing about the job, wasn’t in the mod. That left Marten confused until he saw Dora’s sign, which let him figure out something is going on

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FailQuail · August 11, 2022

I was getting ready to rage about the misuse of "you're" until I got to the last panel 😋

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Jahn Olav Naist Øvernes · August 11, 2022

She definitely needs to learn the difference between "Knowing your sh*t, and knowing you're sh*t" 🤣

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Leugi · August 11, 2022

omg, retro marten

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DragonSkin12 · August 11, 2022

Now Marten's original ex he moved across the country for and then dumped him will come in

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SilverbackRon · August 11, 2022

It is kind of amazing that she has never made an appearance in all these years.

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Bagge · August 11, 2022

Oh no, the missus and the ex

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Sam Bak (they/them) · August 11, 2022

Oh no. Marten is so attractive like that.

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AlexKorobeiniki · August 11, 2022

Dora, Claire, you’re worrying the marten. The news could be that Claire won the lottery and Marten can now take up a professional career in testing out dope ass new guitars and he’d be nervous when you start it like this

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Mad Marie · August 11, 2022

Eh. I’ve played a few DopeAss(tm) guitars and they’re not up to the hype.

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Onyx · August 11, 2022

Martin's hair!!!! Emo boy!

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Carl Fink · August 11, 2022

I was going to say Marten looks 10 years younger, but actually it's just the new art style confusing me.

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Onyx · August 11, 2022

And all the hair and hairstyle - he's reverted to emo!

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Mamadoc · August 11, 2022

What kind of employment could Martin find in Cubetown?

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Bill Silvia · August 11, 2022

Intern wrangler

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Morgan Byrd · August 11, 2022

Did he always have those eyebrows!?

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wargrunt42 · August 11, 2022

Nah, he's borrowing those from Steve.

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · August 11, 2022

I think taking Marten's feelings into consideration isn't the worst thing Claire could be doing. Yes, she should know when to prioritize her needs, but her needs also include a stable relationship with a good dude.

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Yohannon · August 11, 2022

If a dude is truly good he would want to know what his mate's needs ARE. But maybe that's just me? [shrug emoji]

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Captain Button · August 11, 2022

He senses the impending "follow girlfriend to a distant land and then get ghosted and dumped" time loop. Faye will be here to throw milk in Claire's face momentarily.

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Matt Pedone · August 11, 2022

I had completely forgotten that was why Marten ended up in Northampton. I don't think he'll have an issue following Claire, but Faye might.

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Timothy Roller · August 11, 2022

Sandman guest appearance.

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Sleepy John · August 11, 2022

That is not hair, that is an evil alien symbiote attempting to take over his brain and not sure where to look.

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Andrea Andrew · August 11, 2022

He’s pulling a Spider-Man 3 Peter Parker, without the dorky strut.

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Sleepy John · August 11, 2022

Nothing like walking in on the conversation you weren't supposed to know about.

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Some Ed · August 11, 2022

Though it can be really trippy if you do this after all the details that indicated who it was in relation to had been disclosed enough nobody felt they needed to be shared again, so you're left knowing something happened with somebody, but you don't know who it happened with.

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ValdVin · August 11, 2022

I'm just gonna leave this here. At least two of my favorite webcomic makers are grammar sticklers. https://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-chaser-849

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panpolypuff · August 11, 2022

I'd imagine that most professional writers have grammar and spelling as some of they're top priorities.

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Clarence · August 10, 2022

he's a creep, he's a weirdo

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Sean Kinlin · August 11, 2022

He don't belong here.

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Drazi · August 10, 2022

A uterus transplant sounds painful. But I should not underestimate some people's desire to be pregnant.

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Todd Ellner · August 11, 2022

If it didn't exist and wasn't strongly conserved the human race would have gone extinct millions of years ago

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Ted Van Roekel · August 10, 2022

I am braced. I don't think it will do any good if the worst occurs, but I'm braced.

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Joseph · August 10, 2022

Marten is wearing The Hoodie, so I’m already concerned lol

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Andrew Mitchell · August 11, 2022

It's been a few months so perhaps it's just cold out?

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Mad Marie · August 10, 2022

All you’re priorities are belong to you.

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Ami · August 10, 2022

That's an odd looking robot

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Wednesday · August 10, 2022

Why is Marten so hot now

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Todd Ellner · August 11, 2022

Because he's unavailable?

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Solomon Garland · August 10, 2022

That hair is giving me nostalgia for the old old comics (that I read at least ten years after they came out, but still close to ten years ago)

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Flutterpriest · August 10, 2022

So, thinking It through. I feel like they'd have a "take it a day at a time" sorta thing. But it Claire gets the job... Marten moving for a girl is literally how the comic started. I imagine that's gonna gnaw at the back of his brain

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Bozo The Hunk · August 10, 2022

True, and idk how long it's been since he moved to Massachusetts. Idk what year it is

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Rosilin · August 10, 2022

This strip has brought me so much joy. Marten's hair is fantastic. And those last two panels are so good. 😁

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Kiula · August 10, 2022

Love the hair looking hella

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Orion Rhine · August 10, 2022

I like Marten's hair, it's the look I want but can never achieve because I'm too ADHD to put that much effort into my hair.

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Todd Ellner · August 11, 2022

Too ADHD to ignore your hair and not comb it?

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Yelling Bird · August 10, 2022

God, that's one of my biggest pet peeves.

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Carl Fink · August 11, 2022

Yeah, God is also one of my peeves.

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Rachel Avila · August 10, 2022

Those last two panels had me legit laughing out loud

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Emma Humphries · August 10, 2022

I have a physical reaction to mixing up your and you're.

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Sebastian · August 10, 2022

That dude looks Canadian

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SpookyPenguin · August 10, 2022

that is the lamest save but I'll let it pass.

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Michael Boettger · August 10, 2022

And today is the end of the week! We'll remain on tenterhooks until Saturday. Oh fudge.

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Matt Grayson · August 10, 2022

Kind of expecting "I'm pregnant!" Not gonna lie.

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Rob Vary · August 10, 2022

There... are a couple of reasons we know that's not the case.

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Andrew Judd · August 10, 2022

Ahh the shaggy boy is back ♥️

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · August 10, 2022

RPG hair! MARTEN 576/620 HP ⬜️ ATTACK 🔳 SPELL ⬜️ DEFEND ⬜️ ITEM

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Scott Vogel · August 10, 2022

I don't know if his hair is spiky enough to be a JRPG character. :3

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Andrew · August 10, 2022

Whoa whoa whoa, grammar should always take priority!

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Nicholas Lopez · August 10, 2022

I wonder if we're gonna see Marten with a top-knot

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Miyaa · August 10, 2022

And blond hair.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 10, 2022

And she is the one in charge folks....

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Peaceful Cat · August 10, 2022

lowkey forgot about marten ngl

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Eldritch Insights · August 10, 2022

That's okay, we all do.

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Miyaa · August 10, 2022

If Marten is like me, he has a haircut when his 1 liter pump bottle of Tea Tree Hemp Restoring Shampoo & Conditioner (two separate bottles) are completely out, which usually takes about 4 months if used daily.

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Fart Captor · August 10, 2022

Pouty Dora 🥺

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Zodiak · August 10, 2022

I think that is more "scowly Dora"... You can practically *hear* the unspoken "ahem!" to get her attention to the blackboard and to prioritize her needs.

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Runhildr Zaetl · August 10, 2022

Prioritize your needs is something we all need to hear more frequently.

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Celine Chamberlin · August 10, 2022

I'm prioritizing my needs by saying I don't want Marten and Claire to leave.

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D · August 10, 2022

Can't imagine they'll fully leave. At the very least I think they'll stay in the comic.

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BobC · August 10, 2022

Marten's preparing to audition for the Shaggy Rogers role in the next live-action Scoobie Doo movie.

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Nancy Boutwell · August 11, 2022

Wait! Shaggy has a last name?!?!

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Unkn0wabl3 · August 10, 2022

That hair though

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Bill Silvia · August 10, 2022

Prioritize, you are needs.

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Leak · August 10, 2022

Oh, how were longing for the days of youre...

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Miyaa · August 10, 2022

GDI

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marty aka spockblocked · August 10, 2022

MARTENNNN i missed you king

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Vilinda · August 10, 2022

MARTEN'S HAIR!!!

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KCkittysnores · August 10, 2022

Dora just did that to diffuse the situation.

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Rich Holmes · August 10, 2022

To good affect.

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Alexander Rueda · August 10, 2022

Marten's hair is getting longer and it looks good.

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Elberik · August 10, 2022

This is the best drawing of Marten I've seen in years.

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panpolypuff · August 11, 2022

You misspelled "first."

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Sammitch · August 10, 2022

You are needs.

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Some Ed · August 11, 2022

Which is Dora's mistake, not Jeph's, as clearly indicated by Claire's final speach bubble.

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chili sunrise · August 10, 2022

Marten rocking my college “haircut” of just giving up

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Tannerbot · August 10, 2022

This is a fantastic friend group. I hope it doesn't get broken up.

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Skyler · August 10, 2022

Marten's hair!!