Okay, Second Best
stay milky, everyone
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ah. nerdlove.
MORE COWBELL, DALE!
That expression change on Mari between 5 and 6. *chef's kiss* XD
S'Moooo've Move, Dale!
I’m against them buying a house, reason: would make them better at adulting than me ☹️
You're navigating real life. They're coasting by on the back of an artist who draws them as fairly successful. Or, at least, draws Marigold as fairly successful, though she's possibly looking for a new boyfriend, and drew Dale as fairly successful until now. Adulting is hard. Also, having a house is not necessarily the best plan for every adult living situation, as my handicapped apartment mates and I found out when we tried it out for a bit. At least in the Boston area, getting a handicapped accessible house is technically possible, but, um, accessing it from Boston may be a bit more challenging than one was led to believe. Accessing anything around it may be more challenging than one was led to believe as well. So we're now back to living in an apartment that's basically on the T, as that lets us get places on those days I'm unable to drive. I don't know your situation, but if you seriously consider it from the perspective of "would it actually make sense for me to do this", I'm going to guess that you'll find it wouldn't for reasons you already knew about and that's why you haven't already made that move. You just have this idea of what is "expected" of you. You're an adult. I expect you'll do what's best for you - which I think you'll find comes closer to what you've been doing than you've really been thinking while going by those expectations that have been put on you by others.
In the immortal words of Alucard from Hellsing abridged: "You done goofed!"
dammit, now i need to do a rewatch :/
Oh, Dale. You sweet, Summer child
I thought B in BFF was Bovine.
Now it's for Baka
Dale, I would suggest begging for mercy, starting right tf now.
I don't remember - did Mortal Kombat also have Technicalities?
Dale should remember what he said about Dora's not telling Marten about the "secret menu" in #1640.
K so how did you drag up a comic from 12 or 13 years ago to reference it here lol. Also wtf who were those characters! :D
Marigold's going to buy a house, but Dale may not get the address.
Does Mommymilkers have some kind of Cameo.com account? Can that be added as a bonus here on Patreon?
Ca-moo-o dot com
Looks like Dale is gonna be put on the bus (duct taped to the front at a crash test facility).
Marigold's face in panel 5 tho 😏
The face is stellar; it's wonderful to see how far Marigold has come with her insecurities! 😄
Dale, George Thorogood has a few words for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpOFXA2lTA
Huh. Didn't realize it day-to-day but, assuming May changes clothes every day, we're still on the same day Melon got re-faced.
DALE NO
Exactly what I was about to say.
oh Dale, you were doing so well
Love the mood whiplash for Marigold between the last two panels.
Sleeping in the kitchen tonight... WITH HIS PHONE....
shiny eye dale :3
Fanbois gotta fanboi.
Simps gonna simp
Dale, please
I wonder if Dale was already a milkmaid before he met Marigold?
the linear progression of time has a few quibbles with that idea
I laughed so damn hard at this. Might have been your funniest strip yet, in my mind.
I'm surprised she didn't keep the coffee cup for him as well
"Y'know Dale, if you had a house, you'd probably have a second bedroom to sleep in for when you fuck up..."
Son, you done farked yourself without the common courtesy of a reach-around.
Meanwhile Momo enters and May asks her for help with navigating Zillows & Apartments dot com so she’d avoid the AI version of Jeff Goldblum. May promises Momo will get a full 1,000 book library room in the new house.
I now want to see the AI version of Jeff Goldblum.
RIP Dale, funeral will be held next Wednesday at 2pm.
'm sure he'll be cowed by her reaction.
Safe to say he udderly fucked up that moment.
Wait, so they ARE already living together?
At least since Dale & Marigold had their first kiss at least 2,000 episodes ago.
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Good news: Solid gold sex futon. Bad news: Alone.
Marigold, you know what Dale's about.
Is that Yotsuba on the poster?
Yes. The other picture is Ayumu Kasuga, better known as Osaka from the manga/anime Azumanga Daioh.
What has two thumbs and a firm grasp of causality? My mans Dale
Strong argument for a house with distant rooms here
don't ask questions like that if you are not prepared for the answers 😂
I had a gf once with the "delightful" habit of DELIBERATELY asking questions like that.
Between Mari and MommyMilker I think it's settled that Dale has a breast fetish... or udder fetish? I'll go sleep in the kitchen. :(
Wasn't Marigold playing a Tauran in WoW when he first started hate-flirting with her? Maybe it's a bovine fetish.
Oh Dale. You tripped a land mine and haven't noticed yet.
I can already hear May giving Dale shit for this!
Oh, dale.... You effed up.
Hope you like sleeping on linoleum, Dale!
Dale, better amend and explain that comment. Or hope couch is comfy. And that May doesn't seek vengeance for dissing her boss.
May would just inform Dale that he was asking for it, and tip him off the couch :P
Tee hee. Panties.
It's been a good run Dale. 😂
Watch your words Dale, otherwise you'll be on the couch
Wrong answer, Dale. Doghouse for you. 😋
Naw, he'll be in the barn with the other milkmaids.
Dale ffs
I forgot Dale had eyes.
Have we seen them before? My memory is short 🙃