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I grossed myself out with this one
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this should be in the louvre
I feel like Pintsize became more anthropomorphic just for that one panel.
Pintsize reminded me of the scene in Airplane II where they talk about blowing up the computer. Elaine: "Blow ROK?" The computer screen prints a giant smiley face. *ding!*
🎂Happy Birthday Grandma! 🎉
Wait... Happy Birthday Grand.... What?
Martin won the "What's the worst thing to say during sex" contest a while back.
I do not like that smile.
Read this one sooo many times, before I noticed Marten’s mug ❤️
Ok, but, they put the cookies in the oven before they got online, and cookies only take about 10 minutes to cook. I have been anxious for DAYS.
They set up their streaming stuff while the cookies were baking, then took them out before they actually started streaming.
This would be a weird time to arrive as a new reader to QC.
i choose to believe these comics are Jeph's gift to The Olds
Of all the things Pintsize has done, THIS is honestly what should get him dismantled and put inside of a Roomba 😂😨
On *this* record, you think that someone would entrust Pintsize with *cleaning* things? That's like hiring an arsonist to work at a match factory!
Questionable Content, indeed.
How did Marten come by that mug?
On the first couple readings I completely missed Burger Oni's manga/emoji eyes in panel 1, take a moment to admire that.
Somebody give Burger-Oni a handful of Lactaid tablets, STAT.
Twitch is going to *de-monetize* them at this rate.
De-MOOnetize them. ^_^
animorphs fans represent
I love the hand drawn accessories lmao, real Korone or Nene vibes
Pintsize and May are having the time of their life with this stream XD
proof that some lines dont have to be crossed.... yeow.
How is Aurelia so nonchalant about this!?
Probably mom powers. Babies and young children are amazing sources of grossness, which can really set your tolerance for gross talk and gross imaginative play.
Wait. So it isn’t BurgerOni who is going to eat MommyMilkers butthole, as the react-videos from yesterdays comic suggested, but the other way around? I see.
So this is Pintsize finally getting even with Marigold for mocking the breast jihad.
🙋Minority opinion here, who is not really that ROFL re this arc (it’s OK) and’d prefer to see it move on
I think you mean moo-ve on
D E A D
I wrote a WoW fanfic of my human paladin dueling my Tauren hunter irl pal on an RP server. The story included the line “as he struck the final blow, she mooed her death moo and fell dramatically to the ground”. My literary work has already peaked, as this shall never be surpassed. As an aside, that in-game relationship became the basis for in-game item Steamy Romance Novel: Got Milk?
OMG i love that and was cackling hysterically and at least 5 people were so grossed out and confused by me. Thank you!
Pintsize is a chaos goblin... the stream has nigh-infinite chaos energy. Do the math people!
Pintsize writing it makes so much sense.
jeph, jeph i am dying. i am deceased.
R.I.P. See ya for tomorrow's page! ^_^
what did i miss
Senpai noticed him.
Oh my god
The beautiful perversion continues! Jeph has become too powerful!
We didn't stop him after "Happy Birthday, Grandma". We didn't stop him after "Prolapse Monthly". We didn't even stop him after "Colo-Rectal Mecha Dorm Room". We have only ourselves to blame.
This is making me laugh hard as the Marty metta the Bianchi’s arch
I have forgotten about that! Do you have a link? I mean, that must have been a long time ago!
Jeph: I think a "Squeee!" is missing from the last panel.
It's there - but it's so high pitched it's ultrasonic, so you can't <strike>hear</strike> see it...
It behooves me to mention that Aurelia is closer to the age demographic of Animorphs than her kids
closer but less likely to start reading them at ~20 years old
And it all comes crashing down.
Burgermommy is so much more wholesome than OniMilkers.
OniMilkers, surprisingly, is 2%
This storyline has been wonderful so far. ROFL
I salute you Jeph, for going beyond your own boundaries as part of your commitment to character authenticity. This comic is absolutely pure Pintsize and you pulled no punches. Thank you. Now please have mercy on our souls.
Ok, but Pintsize in that yellow tank? Love that he's still trying out looks. ❤️
YES, his fashion is truly reflecting his horrible soul 😌
I was just wondering where Pintsize was in all this. I knew he couldn't be far off...
Jeph, your butts disease is flaring up again
I love Animorphs.
Pintsize's gallon-sized grin makes it great!
Okay, that was a twist I wasn't expecting.
OMFG!!!!
This comic makes me regret paying you $5 a month. I wish I could afford more.
All together everyone. God dammit Pintsize!
okay this is actually worse than Marten's coffee mug
I lost it at "toiletmorph" - and I haven't even read the Animorphs books.
This has got to be against all KINDS of ToS
Yes, but what matters is, is it against the ToS for whatever vtubing service Aurelia is using? Is it still against those ToS after they've seen the kind of traffic she's driving their way?
Pintsize doesn't know who's behind either vtube account, does he?
Pint-size has a human looking body. Can still be punched and duct taped to the ceiling
........what
Isn't May a toilet in the BO universe?
Well, kinda: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4620
God damnit Pintsize!
Well, we know where this one is going...
...and, therefore, I don't need to say it.
Ok, people... Off the internet. MommyMilkers is trending.
I see your mug, Marten. I see your callback mug.
love it. that is quite the callback, from back back
And that's enough internet for today!
…you just *know* that there’s a music box playing in the background for this segment, too
Are you sure? Arthur doesn't seem to be involved with MM420, and she seems tech savvy. I suspect she's just playing an ogg file or something.
the "Yes... HAHAHA... YES!" Sicko Dude but it's Pintsized
O my God I am literally funding this.
We are all complicit.
I just laughed so hard I about choked. Also: Pintsize's FACE! AAAAH!
The sacrifices we make for our art...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Piiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttsssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*camera pans out to show the whole continent*
"Literature"
This is one of those times when I'm glad I don't know what's going on. I mean, I have enough imagination to know that it's disgusting, but I don't know the details, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to.
Don't google "g...
Holy shit Jeph I can't believe what a roll you're on with this story arc. Just absolutely the gift that keeps giving
May is gonna slip Pintsize $20 for ensuring virality of the stream.
$20? More like $2000.
Pintsize may have become a better person, but there's still a looooong way to go before he leaves "horrible person" territory.
It's my opinion he's not particularly aiming to do that. Also, I'm not sure who in the QC world he actually harmed in producing this enlightening piece of work. In any event, I think he probably enlightened more than he injured.
Ew.
Oh hey, early comic, let me check that out re....eeeeeew!
I'm surprised Aurelia was willing to read this twice, never mind the second time happened out loud in front of an audience.
I don’t think you understand Aurelia yet.
Pintsize is living a dream few can obtain
If Marigold finds out I wonder if Faye/Bubbles would be able to fix Pintsize after.
It's a good thing he doesn't know Momo's connection to BO, because if she was written into this scene nobody would ever find the body.
Oh god, Pintsize! And yet it all makes sense.
I was not expecting this.
I had a feeling Aurelia was less oblivious and more unembarrassed by this stuff :3
This is the funniest arc you've done in a hot minute jeph, really really loving it
It really is exceptional
Why pintsize, why?
They're replacing their urges to engage in sexual harassment with horrific fanfiction
I am CACKLING
Of course, Claire was an Animorphs fan.
God, anyone who was an Animorphs fan and managed to make it to adulthood without being severely depressed and with peripheral PTSD is pretty amazing. That series was body horror that makes Overfiend look tame.
Next they need to break out the weed. Let's see where this goes.
Was this May’s idea?
I'm pretty sure the implication is that this was Pintsize's idea
I felt my soul leaving my body
That is the most appropriate mug for this situation.
See, I definitely see where Marigold made her mistake in panel 3
Yep, if she didn't want to know...
I'm an atheist, but you need jesus.
I'm agnostic and this just proved that god exists and he hates us with a burning passion.
Burger Oni may need to abdicate her role as Chaos Demon after this.
Bwhahahahahahah!!!! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
Pfffffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Damn you, sir.
Oh. Oh my god. 1) that’s horrible and I’m impressed at your imagination, and 2) This little streamers’ arc is capturing the essence of internet fandom so well it’s making my head spin.
Good to know Pintsize is still a goblin. I’m going to bleach my eyes, right after I finish bleaching my internet history
Unfortunately, this is tamer than my demons by quite a bit. My demons would've embellished on the bits that Jeph only alluded to. Also, as it turns out, bleach doesn't actually work like that.
PINTSIZE!!! DAMN IT ALL!
C'mon now. Who is at all shocked that Pintsize is involved in this?
Oh, right, that's Pintsize, forgot about his new body and thought this was Melon.
Good fucking lord xD
Aurelia's power is unmatched... I can't believe she can say all this with a straight face on stream
Aurelia and I are of a similar age, and I have to say that at some point, you just stop giving a f***.
why
Reddit is going to REAAAAALLY hate this one
that's how you know it's a good one
CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST
Meanwhile, on Capital Hill: “What do you mean the DMCA doesn’t cover this!”
...I swear, the noise I just made when I read this was not human. Human's shouldn't laugh like that.
Now I’ve seen everything…I thought I’d seen it all before, but I was wrong.
I haven't seen everything. In fact, I haven't even seen 0.01% of everything. And yet, this didn't particularly surprise me. I mean, Pintsize "reformed" because he's no longer "invulnerable", but online with anonymity? Of course he's still Pintsize. (To be clear, I'm just kinda saying I've seen enough to have some vague idea of what "everything" actually means, and it's really a lot of stuff. Also, I'm only 50, so it's not like I've had the millennia I'd need to have actually seen everything. Or maybe I'm just saying I'm on spectrum so I word a bit more carefully.)
holy fuck (edit: now that I think of it, more like unholy fuck)
unholy shit is more like it :3