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“German Pizza” would probably be Flammkuchen, which can be delicious 😋
I think I now want the top thaf Claire is wearing
Aurelia can’t go back to the shop for at least six months after that 😆
“Authentic German pizza?” 😳
I like the ambiguity resulting from part of it being covered - it COULD read "Authentic E. German Pizza"
You need to know I have a thing about redheads, Areola, err...Aurelia.
Or Eloi
Ohh, no. Oh Aurelia, no.
An excellent Aurelia face to cap off an excellent Aurelia moment. 😂
ROFL
No, no, you're doing fine
I guess her milkshake brings all the calves to the yard (cannot believe no one already made this joke)
“Woah! Nice calves!” “Well thanks! I’ve been lactating!”
That could have been an udder disaster.
Had to be said.
😋😂
The Talmud teaches us that about smell and flavor not even the Almighty should give an opinion on anyone's preferences
2 girls 4 cups
Well, 6 in this case!
I love Aurelia so much, LMAO
Insert obligatory "they only want me for my milky" Smosh TntL reference here.
Good to see Steve again. (Like that person you graduated high school with but didn't know well and you somehow moved to the same town later in life and occasionally see each other about town but never ever speak to each other and you both understand this.) Glad he's well.
The hair color looks a bit muted and the shape of his nose is slightly off. But the resemblance is pretty strong. I had to go to the wiki and check the last seen strip for reference to tell.
Read that as "can't even tell the difference between cow milk and cat milk." And I probably couldn't.
It is most difficult to milk a cat.
I don't think I've ever had German inspired pizza, let alone Authentic German Pizza. I am intrigued.
It can be good to be intrigued by some things. Exploring the horizon and finding out about the sheer variety of things out there can increase your appreciation of stuff. I'm sure there are people out there who would actually like German inspired pizza. But it's possibly important to also contemplate what exactly "German inspired pizza" might be like. Schnitzel pizza might not be bad for the carnivorous sorts out there, but it's possible y'all might want to have the presence of mind to tell them to either leave off the sauerkraut, or at least go easy on it. I think, overall, it's been long enough since I've been exposed to German cuisine, as I don't really remember any more about it apart from the bit where it's the wurst. To be clear, back when I had German pizza, I was an omnivore, so it wasn't like it was off my diet. But much like Aurelia, it was kind of a lot. It might have been better with a good stout, but I wasn't of drinking age at the time. Also, I didn't yet know about stouts, except in the overall sense that I knew they were a type of beer that Germans tended to be fond of. Thinking about that a bit more... yeah, I'd have to say, if you're going to try Authentic German Pizza, it's probably going to be best with some authentic German beer.
That person looks familiar. Is that one of the bar regulars?
If not, Johnathon, he is now, and we all know what is driving his drinking.
me, too, poor guy. me, too.
Sometimes I forget the Augustus family is cursed with zero chill
Robot hands = 1 Breasts = 6 Freckles = 27000 Awesome Quirky People = 3 Chill = 0
That man might even be a fan of Mommy Milkers and not know that the strange lady on the street was her.
Quick, Hanners, what are the odds?
I see Aurelia spent lots of points in the Embarrass children skill.
So I see Aurelia's Mom energy and Marigold's low self esteem headed for a massive collision. The unstoppable force is headed straight for the immovable object.
The fact that Aurelia is at least as awkward as Marigold probably makes it less a collision than a squish.
Hahaha, I'm loving this so much!
Love the expression in the last panel. :)
The beads of sweat upon the furrowed brow... :)
and if it wasn't for her horse she wouldn't have spent that year in college.
didn't really come to say this but was thinking it at some point while scrolling and just remembered after seeing your comment 👍
In panel 2, it should be 'palate'. Palettes are for paint.
sings: Make me down a palette on your floor. Make me down a palette on your floor. Make me down a palette soft and low, when I'm broke an' I got no where to go.
I mean, with the rest of the craziness going on in town, this fits right in. I'm sure it's just another Tuesday afternoon for that guy.
everyone here making sex jokes and all I can think about is how it's been something like 15 years since I last nursed a baby and I can't imagine building a new personality around once having been a breastfeeder...
^this.
Aurelia's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
And also some of the girls and some of the AIs.
Am I the only one that, upon hearing that line in the real world, would assume the speaker is a cow farmer and not a weird fetishist? "My milk" as in "the milk I sell" is not that far fetched!
Point.
Oh dear...
Now I'm wondering if her Vtuber world and her (real world) taste in younger men have unknowingly intersected.
If I heard that from a hot, older, femme presenting person on the street talking to another hot, femme presenting person, I'd probably walk into a lamppost.
I would probably walk into *something*, but I think statistically speaking, it wouldn't be a lamppost. Sure, I live in Boston's chinatown, and we *have* lampposts here. But we also have a lot of *other* things cluttering up the sidewalk, and I feel like it's more likely I'd run into other sidewalk clutter. Or, well, you know, people, because they're also on the sidewalk a lot for some reason. Wait, that may be my expected reaction like that, but I've heard, well, not exactly that, but I've heard things said by one hot femme presenting person to another hot femme presenting person on the street within this past decade that were probably within the same ballpark of things taken outside of the context of the conversation. And, actually, I just stopped dead in my tracks, and somebody else ran into me. So I think that may be more likely what my reaction would be.
that dude just acquired a new fetish
Okay this had me on the floor laughing.
I'm with Marigold! I love a good snickerdoodle. And for the lactose I tolerant, might I suggest forgotten cookies?
Are those like drunken noodles or forbidden rice?
aurelia is really having an afternoon huh
*grabs the horny bonk stick* Alright comments. Do your worst.
joke's on you, the bonk stick *is* my fetish
I know quite a few people here who would be fine with that joke. And even more who would want it to not be a joke.
I'm...not interested. 🤨
Ok, I have an oral fixation. I'd be up for trying.
Can I just say, I low-key love Claire’s trans flag colored shirt? I wonder if anyone in-world noticed.
My lactose intolerance acted up after that joke, Aurelia.
OH NO
Aurelia, never change.
Aurelia no.
Aurelia yes.
***NO***