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July 6, 2022

Multiple Factors

tfw u get 2-factored by ur friend :(

Comments (88)

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Michael · July 7, 2022

As a matter of safety, I can definitely see where Aurelia is coming from, and I can also see where Marigold is probably going to be like '???' about the question. Of course this could all be MM/Aurelia messing with her with the most deadpan face (which I admit, I kind of want because it could totally fit what she might do)

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ValdVin · July 7, 2022

I bake cookies for a number of people too, so I understand where Aurelia is coming from. But that eyebrow in panel three is next level.

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Mitsuki Ayane · July 6, 2022

I just realized... Aurelia wants to keep her secret, but look at her phone, that cow patter tho. ~<3

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Elf Sternberg · July 7, 2022

Aurelia was probably pretty on-line in the 1990s, so she might just be a fan of old Dell computers.

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Sam Bak (they/them) · July 6, 2022

love this

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Randall Norman Pick · July 6, 2022

Remind me at this point what was their planned agenda for the meet-up?

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dcy665 . · July 6, 2022

To do this in private. With cookies.

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supercres · July 6, 2022

Shoulda traded PGP public keys

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · July 6, 2022

It would be hilarious if Marigold's phone had been receiving the text as well in the last panel. XD

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dragonkittyrawr · July 6, 2022

Aurelia is ridiculous and I hate it. Ugggghhhhh

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R. Francis Smith · July 6, 2022

Is it weird that Aurelia's solution seems completely reasonable to me? Maybe I'm ready to retire from IT...

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That Blair Guy · July 6, 2022

Y’know, it occurs to me that one thing only Burger-oni would know is that story about Clinton’s first plane trip. Which would lead to Claire overhearing it (assuming she wasn’t present). I see several directions that could go…..

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Comics Ladybird · July 6, 2022

Considering that BurgerOni has got at least 200,000 subscribers (source: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1-through-68-49372685 ), the stakes are high enough to justify this kind of verification; more so than for MommyMilkers, who’s “only” got 40,000.

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Mad Marie · July 6, 2022

*Steaks.

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Foal Papers · July 6, 2022

Aurelia apparently sticks her phone in a cow-print case before going out into the world (judging by her phone’s different appearance in her call with Marigold a few strips ago). I am so here for that. Go Mommymilkers. Nice touch, Jeph. :-)

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enchantedsleeper · July 6, 2022

She could have used her own name, since only Burger Oni would know that Burger Oni told Aurelia her name was Marigold...

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Pejo · July 6, 2022

I was thinking she could get Claire to vouch for her, & Aurelia trusts Claire... but Claire doesn't know b/c Marigold kept it top secret. 😓

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Stephen Wells · July 6, 2022

And Dora is still convinced she's selling nudes...

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Yelling Bird · July 6, 2022

It's gonna be fun watching these two interact. :)

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Stephen Wells · July 6, 2022

How is it somehow getting worse.

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Bagge · July 6, 2022

"Do the voice!"

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Kinda Squirrely · July 6, 2022

A new experience, truly novel, feels weird bro - 2/10

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Shane Wegner · July 6, 2022

Aurelia, something only Burger Oni could know is that Burger Oni is about to meet MommyMilkers420 IRL, and by extension that you are her, something only like three people IRL know, and the other two have red hair.

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Mark · July 6, 2022

Exactly!

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SpookyPenguin · July 6, 2022

now there's a goldmine, celebrity captcha app

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Todd Ellner · July 6, 2022

If Marigold doesn't have her phone on her she could say "You're calling 413-5558675 x309"

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Pejo · July 6, 2022

Better still! But knowing a number & possessing the device are whole different levels & presumably Aurelia knows that. Might be enough for her though, if "cookies" almost was!

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Czarzhan · July 6, 2022

"Hey Claire, could you tell your mother my name?" "Uh, sure. Mom, this is Marigold."

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Sleepy John · July 6, 2022

In the name of Internet security, I must accept these cookies.

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Grace Serenity · July 6, 2022

Aurelia has both amazing and atrocious security protocols!

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Halloween Jack · July 6, 2022

I'd like to be three-factored sometime, but maybe that's just a silly romantic dream.

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Shane Wegner · July 6, 2022

“MFM OR FMF?” MFA 😍

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TV4Fun · July 6, 2022

Next she will be giving Marigold a box to check saying she's not a robot.

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R S · July 6, 2022

And looking at a bunch of grainy low resolution pictures and choosing which ones have a fire hydrant

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JourneymanWizard · July 6, 2022

...Just noticed Aurelia's phone case is cow print

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MikeT · July 6, 2022

None of this is actually a bad idea. Funny how Aurelia is the one more versed in cybersecurity here.

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Miyaa · July 6, 2022

Maybe Yay taught her a thing or three?

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 6, 2022

Code is 6969

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Pejo · July 6, 2022

nice

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Andrew Mitchell · July 6, 2022

Can't be too careful.

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Bryan Freehan · July 6, 2022

I'm guessing Marigold will realize she left her phone at home in the next page...

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That Blair Guy · July 6, 2022

I came here to write that exact comment.

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Blake Manor · July 6, 2022

gotta protect the money

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Jay · July 6, 2022

My headcanon is that cowprint phone case was a gift from a Milkmaid.

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Andrew · July 6, 2022

Probably Dale, the way things work around here!

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Wednesday · July 6, 2022

You ever just want Ina to show up and explain how an off-collab works

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Carl Fink · July 6, 2022

Nobody mentions that Marigold is an enormous computer nerd, and was established to be systems admin before switching over to livestreaming. I'd expect her to be impressed with Aurelia's ability to improvise.

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Pejo · July 6, 2022

I think she would be if she wasn't so mortified!

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Thisguy · July 6, 2022

For someone who was very ready to admit her secret identity, she’s very paranoid about accepting others. Especially since the only reason Marigold knows she’s mommymilkers is because she told burgeroni her real name.

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Michael Boettger · July 6, 2022

But props to formerly painfully shy Marigold for identifying herself first. But, jeez Aurelia, lighten up?

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KCkittysnores · July 6, 2022

“Formerly”?

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NinjaZaku · July 6, 2022

TFA Two Factor Aurelia

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Abioticgawd · July 6, 2022

I’m gonna 2FA my friends when they get drunk and want to start calling their exes

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BobC · July 6, 2022

I'm picturing Aurelia tossing her cookies.

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Nancy Boutwell · July 6, 2022

like frisbees?

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darklion · July 6, 2022

does she wear a tinfoil hat in her spare time

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Autographedcat · July 6, 2022

"Prove you're not a robot. Harm a human, or through inaction, allow a human to come to harm."

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Chauncey · July 6, 2022

Momo, a robot, has tased/emp’d people and things on multiple occasions. And, I’m pretty sure she performed an anime-style finishing move on a squirrel at some point.

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Dean Reilly · July 6, 2022

'Now click on every image that includes a car."

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Two Wheels · July 6, 2022

I think it's "Every image that includes a cow."

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salixOS · July 6, 2022

Hopefully the code isn't 12345.

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Øyunn Hagland · July 6, 2022

That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · July 6, 2022

Security is tantamount

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Chauncey · July 6, 2022

The fact that Aurelia has a cow print phone case though…

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R L · July 6, 2022

Udderly ridiculous istg

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Katrina Urmson · July 6, 2022

*facepalm* Aurelia….

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Tim Eldred · July 6, 2022

I cackled at this

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Magic Beans · July 6, 2022

Would anybody else know that she’s there to see Burger Oni?

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · July 6, 2022

She's not there to see Burger Oni. They were supposed to meet at her house.

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Lawrence David Thompson · July 6, 2022

If I were in this comic, I'd SO want to eat Aurelia's cookies. Oh yeah.

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Sean Kinlin · July 6, 2022

I... cannot tell if you're being figurative or literal.

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Kristina · July 6, 2022

Lmaaaooo Aurelia nooooo

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Tannerbot · July 6, 2022

Marigolds "oh god, this is happening" face is perfect.

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Beth Bruce · July 6, 2022

The difference between being recognised by a fan, or recognised by a colleague.

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chili sunrise · July 6, 2022

The Marigold torture will continue until morale improves

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Tamara Macadam · July 6, 2022

that is something i would *totally* do

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Andrew · July 6, 2022

Panel 2 needs 200% more trenchcoats and dark alleyways.

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Derek Hassell · July 6, 2022

This is amazing. I would probably do this, too.

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Fart Captor · July 6, 2022

Suspicious Aurelia is ADORABLE

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Chauncey · July 6, 2022

Is it weird that I want Aurelia to scold me? I think that last arc with Roko awakened a new kink in me.

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JPMK! {verb} · July 6, 2022

Damn Aurelia, poor girl worked up the courage and now you're grilling her 🤣 Poor Marigold.

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Mad Marie · July 6, 2022

Grilled burger oni?

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Buck Caldwell · July 6, 2022

Oh my god she's security conscious. Please let me marry her.

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Todd Ellner · July 6, 2022

If you're over 25 you're probably too old

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Chris Sims · July 6, 2022

I'll have to start doing this

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R L · July 6, 2022

Aurelia has really good OPSEC instincts, not gonna lie.

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Brooks Moses · July 6, 2022

Sometimes. I'm not sure her reaction in the previous two pages ("Why, yes, I am Mommymilkers!") is evidence of that being a consistent thing....

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Drazi · July 6, 2022

Seems legit to me.