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July 3, 2022

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Edelgard

Comments (56)

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ElliottGasMan · July 3, 2022

I am SO EXCITED for them to meet

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Sean Kinlin · July 3, 2022

Next page: Steve walks in to get some milk for his cereal.

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Miyaa · July 3, 2022

“Wait… why am I getting milk from a bag? How did I end up in Toronto?”

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Steve DeGroof · July 3, 2022

Hanners: "There are 16823 people in the U.S. with the first name Aurelia. It's statistically the 1495th most popular first name. The odds of any given person being named Aurelia are approximately 1:19586."

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Nulgar · July 3, 2022

Please. Hanners would not give you an *scoff* "approximate" number.

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Mad Marie · July 3, 2022

<3 Cute Finger Dimples in panel 2 <3

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Bagge · July 3, 2022

I honestly thought this would drag out much longer. Good on Marigold!

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Sleepy John · July 3, 2022

The spilling of the beans commences in 3, 2, 1...

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Mister Cletus · July 3, 2022

Been up and down the eastern seaboard, a decade of that spent working retail even, and I've yet to meet another Cletus.

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OldGoat · July 3, 2022

There's one on the West Coast. He's an arch-asshole. If you come out here make sure they know you're Eastern Cletus.

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Halloween Jack · July 3, 2022

The anticipation is killing me--whoops, I'm dead.

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William Cole · July 3, 2022

I bet it's more common than "Abyssinia Coelecanth".

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Todd Ellner · July 3, 2022

Maybe in YOUR town

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DonnieRamesJio · July 3, 2022

And there it is

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Mitsuki Ayane · July 3, 2022

I dunno, Hanners could probably answer that question accurately. ~<3

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Katy Meyer · July 3, 2022

Omg I’m so excited for this meetup

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Todd Ellner · July 3, 2022

Marigold "So, Aurelia, what kind of cookies are you making tomorrow?"

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Thisguy · July 3, 2022

I mean, regardless of statistics, this is CoD. The chances of you meeting the person you met online, or a ‘friend of a friend’ is 98% minimum.

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BobC · July 3, 2022

Been out of the loop for a while. We're not shipping anyone here, right?

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William Cole · July 3, 2022

Not yet…

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Frank Wales · July 3, 2022

Missiles/pennies/bombs in flight/dropped/away

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Sarah Weiler · July 3, 2022

I think Aurelia may have been my confirmation name...? But it didn't really stick, obviously. (The name or the confirmation.)

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Andrew L Butula · July 3, 2022

Looks like someone got into Three Hopes.

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ValdVin · July 3, 2022

Doubling up the author's note: A Marigold is asking a Hannelore about name commonality.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · July 3, 2022

Given how the Laws of Probability warp in this town, the possibility of Aurelia running into Marigold at the CoD was 1:1. I suspect an Infinite Improbability generator is in operation somewhere at Smif.

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Charles Fitt · July 3, 2022

this is adorable

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Joseph Bonnar · July 3, 2022

I'd argue that it's adorkable. (Same thing.)

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Dean Reilly · July 3, 2022

Through some fluke, this is the fifth Aurelia who's come in this morning.

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Alan · July 3, 2022

I desperately hope we'll get Aurelia and May in the same room.

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Kristina · July 3, 2022

This is even better than what I expected, excellent excellent

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Matt McLoughlin · July 3, 2022

This whole little arc is so fucking adorable I'm mad at it. And it's only going to get cuter. Jeph, you will be hearing from my lawyers

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JPMK! {verb} · July 3, 2022

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, we're so close to impact!

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Thomas Sturm · July 3, 2022

See https://www.mynamestats.com/First-Names/A/AU/AURELIA/index.html for the answer to the last question.

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Mitch Megaw · July 3, 2022

I do believe the penny may have dropped for Marigold

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Miyaa · July 3, 2022

It’s funny, but my mother has a first name that is pretty common in Thai but outside of Thai it’s not that common. Only know if one person with the same first name as my mom, and she’s like an actress. I have the kind of Anglophone name that used to be very common but now is now definitely uncommon.

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 3, 2022

Aurelia is in the top 600 for names since 2012.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · July 3, 2022

Yeah but this woman seems a little older than 10.

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John C. Kirk · July 3, 2022

I’m surprised (which is good) - I thought this was going to be drawn out for a whole week of strips, with parallel conversations oblivious to each other.

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Yvonne Hanafee · July 3, 2022

A reasonable assumption, frankly

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High, I'm Hope · July 3, 2022

I would like to state that I did in fact buy that tank top about five minutes after the last strip

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Joseph Bonnar · July 3, 2022

Where did you find it?

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NinjaZaku · July 3, 2022

Penny in the air

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Rachel Maeroff · July 3, 2022

Squeeee!!!

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D · July 3, 2022

Now she has to walk over like "this is the worst thing I've ever had to ask a potential stranger but... are you... (cringe) mommymilkers?"

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Czarzhan · July 3, 2022

Nah, just say, "Hi, I'm Marigold. Did we just talk on the phone a little while ago?"

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Lucas Werkmeister · July 3, 2022

I'm sorry for talking like a dated internet stereotype, but, hype intensifies

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Bill Silvia · July 3, 2022

That's good, that's the kind of shit Aurelia is looking for!

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Fart Captor · July 3, 2022

Claire is so cute I wanna boop her nose 🥺

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panpolypuff · July 3, 2022

You are always in here saying my thoughts before I get a chance, lol. ❤️

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Rob McBobson · July 3, 2022

I like Claire's transgender shirt. Good for you, Claire's shirt! You be true to yourself!

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Michael Boettger · July 3, 2022

Tomorrow. Marigold and Aurelia finally meet. Much joy, giggles, and awkwardness ensue.

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Derek Hassell · July 3, 2022

Awkward factor is getting cranked to 11.

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Simpin4Holo · July 3, 2022

Praise Lady Edelgard, long may she reign.

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Buck Caldwell · July 3, 2022

Every damned time I read that name I pronounce it internally as "Edgelord".

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Panic Blitz · July 3, 2022

IT'S HAPPENING.gif

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Rachael R · July 3, 2022

Yessssssssss