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June 22, 2022

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check your area codes, dummies!!!

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legobil · June 25, 2022

I love how quickly they have gone from “have to protect my identity from Internet creepers to “let’s do offline co-lab”. I wonder if they will use online handles to call each other or real names :)

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George Wilson · June 23, 2022

Parents, always saying embarrassing things about their kids.

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awgiedawgie · June 23, 2022

Back in the Dark Ages (before cell phones), and even in the Middle Ages (when cell phones were relatively new), area codes meant something. But once it became possible to keep your phone number - including the area code - when you moved (even if you changed carriers), area codes became pretty much useless for knowing someone's actual location. Sure, they're still relevant for landlines, but you don't really know if someone is calling you (or answering) from a landline, since it is also possible to transfer your old landline number to a cell phone. Of course, if they were thinking ahead, whoever initiated the call would have masked their number. Or better yet, called using a service that didn't even bother with telephone numbers (facebook messenger, for example, allows you to make an audio-only call to another user - no phone numbers required at all).

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Michele Williams · June 23, 2022

Of course, facebook calls require you finding/friending that person, which means to keep their anonymity they'd have to make fake accounts

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dragonkittyrawr · June 22, 2022

Marigold's secret continues to not be safe

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dcy665 . · June 22, 2022

They are connected by one of our favorite link pins. He does connect quite the range of people in that little town in Mass.

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Ronald Lugge · June 22, 2022

Area codes aren't really a good indicator of where someone lives anymore. I still have my old CA mobile number, with it's area code unchanged, despite having moved to NY.

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Michele Williams · June 23, 2022

Same. PA area code in FL lol. They don't even question it down here.

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Mad Marie · June 22, 2022

So did anyone else look at the title and instantly think of Grover from Sesame Street progressively exhausting himself while singing “Around, around, around, around, over, and under, and through.”

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 22, 2022

No... I thought of the Celine Dion song "My heart will go on"

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Florob · June 22, 2022

Considering at least one of them doesn't show their face online (or do I have that wrong) I am a bit surprised location is the first concern they have about an offline collaboration…

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Stephen Wells · June 22, 2022

They both don't show their faces online, one of them is a multiboobed anthrocow and the other is an oni, and I assume the plan for them to meet has been vetted by Yay and May :)

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Dean Reilly · June 22, 2022

"It was right after he blew his hand off with a firecracker. That wasn't a good year for him, really."

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Miyaa · June 22, 2022

Poor Clinton lol

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Lucas Werkmeister · June 22, 2022

in this thread: phone number discussions. many phone number discussions

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enchantedsleeper · June 22, 2022

Here we gooooooo

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Chris Crowther · June 22, 2022

I don't know if US mobile phones are like UK ones, but our mobile phone "area codes" are non-geographic; they generally just tell you what carrier someone is using.

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Brooks Moses · June 22, 2022

As discussed in previous comments, US mobile-phone numbers use the same area codes as landlines. They do use different exchanges (the second set of three numbers in the US 3-3-4 pattern of digits), but it's not like anyone pays attention to that. Also, because our phone numbers are portable between carriers (you can change carriers and keep the same number), the number doesn't say anything about what carrier someone is using.

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Lightsabr2 · June 22, 2022

I SAID TO LOOK AT THE AREA CODES YESTERDAY!

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Joe · June 22, 2022

perhaps you've never noticed how often a line from the comments one day shows up in Jeph's captions the next ...

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Bagge · June 22, 2022

This fucking town...

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NinjaZaku · June 22, 2022

*CACKLES* ITS TIME

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Populuxe · June 22, 2022

I’m going to enjoy it when they discover there is only one degree of separation between them.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · June 22, 2022

Y'all goin' on about area codes, both of them are so afraid of phones they prolly don't even remember what an area code is other than "the first part of the phone number"

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Absentia · June 22, 2022

Marigold strikes me as the type of person who doesn't know what her area code is, meanwhile Aurelia probably just didnt look.

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 22, 2022

We know they are going to meet up at Coffee of Doom!!

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Diptych · June 22, 2022

OK, they've worked out they live in the same town. Now one of them needs to turn around and see the other in the window of the building across the street.

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Clifton Royston · June 22, 2022

I think we can't, sadly. Marigold lives in an apartment building, and thanks to Aurelia's initial Yay encounter, we know it's all single family houses across the street from her.

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Frank Wales · June 22, 2022

Cell phones having geographic area codes is so confusing to those of us from countries where all mobile phone numbers are drawn from a separate pool of numbers from all geographic numbers.

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JoDK · June 22, 2022

That works unless you move and keep your cell number. I've had the same number for 21 years and I've moved out of the area the number is from.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · June 22, 2022

(Grover voice intensifies)

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Alex H · June 22, 2022

Omg they're in Williamstown aren't they...

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Sean Kinlin · June 22, 2022

Westfield. ;)

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The Shadow's Lair · June 22, 2022

My area code is Maryland i live ... Not in Maryland

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Katrina Urmson · June 22, 2022

A) area codes don’t mean anything anymore other than that’s where you got your cell originally, but more importantly B) Marigold is clueing in!!!

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CorruptDropbear · June 22, 2022

Area codes don't apply to mobile phones really

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King Bob · June 22, 2022

They mean even less in college towns.

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Thisguy · June 22, 2022

Ask if they Know a Martin Reed. Cause EVERYONE knows of Martin in this town…

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Dean Reilly · June 22, 2022

What do they mean by 'offline collaboration'?

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Todd Ellner · June 22, 2022

Dealing with other people as actual real-life people instead of electronic fictions.

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Shawn · June 22, 2022

Yes, check the area code so that you know where the other person lived in 2005

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Fart Captor · June 22, 2022

LMAO, poor Clinton

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Miyaa · June 22, 2022

I can not wait until Clinton & Elliot heads up to Station (Hanners’s dad needs Clinton’s expertise with robots; Elliot has a sister on Station named Georgette) and Clinton has to face his fear of flight on the space flight to Station.

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Adam · June 22, 2022

Poor Clinton, getting owned in a comic he's not even in.

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Chris Gallaty · June 22, 2022

It's 2022, I know very few people with cell phones that have bothered to get new numbers were ever they go. I got a cell phone to always _have_ a 'local' number before 'long distance' was no longer a 'thing'. I can also go out right now and get a 'burner' number anywhere. Area codes are so early '90s. 🤣

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Todd Ellner · June 22, 2022

"Check your area codes". TOLD YA!!

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Todd Ellner · June 22, 2022

Uh, Zak. Think for a second. They know each other's phone numbers. They know what State that is and what part of the State. That means they know they're within at most a couple hours' drive in bad traffic. "I don't know about tiny State people" but you should be smart enough to realize that a small State is small.

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 22, 2022

Honestly, w/ cell phones; area codes are more of a suggestion really.

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Tamara Macadam · June 22, 2022

oh theyre stupid!!!

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Randall Norman Pick · June 22, 2022

I hate to think what Mommymilkers has let slip about her kids on stream.

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Stephen Wells · June 22, 2022

Claire guested as Bovinia Delavache and said a LOT about Clinton...

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Yelling Bird · June 22, 2022

Oh, this is gonna be FUN! :)

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Jacob Rorick · June 22, 2022

I have a Texas area code. Haven't lived there since 2005

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Vilinda · June 22, 2022

I plan on keeping my Alaska area code when we move.

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Czarzhan · June 22, 2022

I thought about the area code thing yesterday, but then I thought if they were calling through Google Phone numbers (is that still a thing?), the area code wouldn't tell them anything.

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Bitter Donald · June 22, 2022

Or a whole host of other reasons, like moving, or getting a phone on someone else's plan so have their area code..

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David Jackson · June 22, 2022

itshappening.gif

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Zach Elwyn · June 22, 2022

I’m having a very hard time differentiating between Claire and Aurelia in terms of their appearance. Obviously the context makes it clear but it’s still confusing.

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 22, 2022

Claire has a tiny nose ring.

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Drazi · June 22, 2022

Yah, who called who? Shirley doesn't have one area code for everywhere, likes Jenny does, right?

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BobC · June 22, 2022

What was Jenny's area code? All I remember are the last 7 digits: 867-5309 Operator, now would you help me place this call? She's living in LA, with my best old ex-friend Ray.

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Chauncey · June 22, 2022

The gleeful look on Aurelia’s face is something I didn’t know I needed tonight.

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Bill Silvia · June 22, 2022

Please let that knowledge come back around in meatspace

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Zak Reichle · June 22, 2022

😍 It's happening!!

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Double · June 22, 2022

A call between streamers that isn't taking place over Discord? Truly the most fantastical thing about the comic thus far

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Noise · June 22, 2022

Honestly, that (admittedly small) time lag in Discord drives me crazy.

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Alan Wiggs · June 22, 2022

I've had the same cell number since 2003, area codes mean nothing

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Paul Zagieboylo · June 22, 2022

Yeah, seriously. "Where you lived in 2005." https://xkcd.com/1129/

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aetherspoon · June 22, 2022

Maybe one of them isn't from the area and is using their cell phone from wherever they were at before?

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aetherspoon · June 22, 2022

Old holdover from our plain ordinary telephone system (POTS) - we had area codes for each area that you came from, so "local" calls could use fewer digits to dial. We actually had to use our international code to call people outside of our local area (and it cost more). Cell phones would take the area code of wherever you lived at the time you got your cell phone, but porting those numbers across the US happened pretty quickly once cells became more popular. For instance, my cell phone uses the area code that I went to college at, since that's where I bought it at.

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Michael Boettger · June 22, 2022

The dawn of enlightenment in Marigold's face. Love it.

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marty aka spockblocked · June 22, 2022

ahh knew that was comin!! called it lol

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Sparky · June 22, 2022

Amusing

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SpryPunk · June 22, 2022

Gotta remember to make popcorn for when the next comic drops