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June 16, 2022

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I'm traveling and forgot to title this one! But I will be home tomorrow and will title it then. Thank you for your support.

Comments (76)

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littlebubulle · June 19, 2022

Anyone else wants to roll up Emmett in a blanket burrito and surround them with snacks and popcorn?

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Christopher Wolfe · June 19, 2022

Wow, this was posted at a much higher resolution than usual.

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Mark · June 17, 2022

I wonder why the strip up on the main site is the May-Dale-Marigold one from a couple of weeks ago, not this one.

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SilverbackRon · June 17, 2022

Are we all just going to ignore Emmett's mom in panel one saying "I've never seen the goatse hands used like that..."? I mean what the heck?

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Tim Keating · June 17, 2022

Yeah... what the hell is she a professor OF, anyway?

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Carrie · June 17, 2022

🫂

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Halloween Jack · June 16, 2022

This reminds me of a cartoon that can be found by googling "bobby hill bart simpson chris griffin".

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William Davy · June 16, 2022

Looked it up and WOW. That was a feels trip

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · June 16, 2022

I love how Jeph includes such a wide range of relationships. If only RL were more tolerant of such things.

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · June 16, 2022

I really like your name. That reminds me that I need to read the Requiem For A Ruler of Worlds series again...

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Livy N · June 16, 2022

I love how you approach these sensitive topics.

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FuryoftheStars · June 16, 2022

OMG, that convo in P4 is sooooo like my GF and her (then) teenage daughter: "Can you make me mac and cheese?" "You know how to do it" "Yeah, but I can't do the cheese sauce as well as you." Edit: For clarity, this is boxed mac and cheese they were discussing.

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Miyaa · June 16, 2022

To be fair, making the béchamel/cheese sauce right is more challenging than you think.

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Yamtaggler · June 16, 2022

Makes me miss my mom. The more people you meet, the more you realize how rare good moms can be.

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William Davy · June 16, 2022

Emmett is a good bean. That's all. I like them.

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Comics Ladybird · June 16, 2022

Now, I think you’re a good friend for worrying about Sam in this way Emmett, but in your place I’d reach the conclusion that Jim’s got Sam covered with Veronica these days (and with Faye and Bubbles, to an extent). Indeed, I have no doubt that Veronica does her best as a stepmom, and she’s already established as a Good Mom.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · June 19, 2022

Veronica is a good mom.

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David Howe · June 16, 2022

But Sam's NEW mom makes cookies. just sayin'

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Kevin Brock · June 16, 2022

Uh

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lazymagpie · June 16, 2022

This is so touching. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go curl up in a ball on the floor and cry for the rest of the day, because I was not prepared for *feelings*

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Bagge · June 16, 2022

1. FEEELS. 2. the Professor of the internet seems to work with memes. 3. MORE FEELS 4. Should she really use the microwave unsupervised?

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Nicolas Demers · June 16, 2022

2. And I see why she said the internet's bad for your brain 4. They. But I mean, Emmet's old enough, right?

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Mark Dell · June 16, 2022

Thank you for another wonderful and wholesome comic. I've been freeloading for too long and you deserve all the support for what you do. It's the only comic I couldn't do without.

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Fred Baker · June 16, 2022

The feels.

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Fart Captor · June 16, 2022

"hello.jpg"

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Pejo · June 16, 2022

goddammit no

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Tamara Macadam · June 16, 2022

BECKY WHAT

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Darnel D Cooper · June 16, 2022

On topic: Emmets mom is the goat on parenting. she's the one in the monster movie where the monster charges, she casually kicks the umbrella stand in front of it, picks up the child and exits the house,..... (sound of the monster hitting the closed-door back first as mom puts the kid on her back, kicks it up to 3 quarter speed, pulls out her phone, and calls 911.)

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Darnel D Cooper · June 16, 2022

Bach tip on grilled cheese: Waffle Iron and potato bread,....

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Miyaa · June 16, 2022

*writes furiously*

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ElliottGasMan · June 16, 2022

🥹

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Drazi · June 16, 2022

Untitled Goatse Strip?

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William Burns · June 16, 2022

Perfection

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Ash/e · June 16, 2022

❤

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Jason Zions · June 16, 2022

"Emmett has hands"

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Todd Ellner · June 16, 2022

We still have no direct evidence for hands plural

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SmoresGobbo · June 16, 2022

Just now noticing the takodachi on the shirt 10/10 Jeph

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Sleepy John · June 16, 2022

Stuff that Mom makes tastes better. Everything from toast on up. It's a founding principle of the universe.

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Miyaa · June 16, 2022

1. I have problems making a grilled cheese sandwich without burning the kitchen let alone popcorn. 2. I don’t like popcorn. Even the tri-split Topsy popcorn barrels with buttered, cheese, & caramel popcorn. (The metal barrels make great wastebaskets tho.)

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Grace Serenity · June 16, 2022

The trick with grilled cheese is to cook on medium to medium-low. It takes a little longer, but your chances of burnage go down significantly!

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Peter Ellis · June 16, 2022

Proposed title "Mom and pop"

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Mad Marie · June 16, 2022

eh. too corny.

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MikeT · June 16, 2022

Rob Sheridan's goatse awareness campaign is leaking over

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Law the Fox · June 16, 2022

Mom food always tastes better.

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William Burns · June 17, 2022

I salute your username.

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obw · June 16, 2022

d'awwwww

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Finvaara · June 16, 2022

Goatseeing with Eyes Unclouded

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Mad Marie · June 16, 2022

“Sokath, his eyes uncovered!”

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Alan Wiggs · June 16, 2022

The professor is working hard on meme studies

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Simon Green · June 16, 2022

"Thank you for your support." - Well, I think you already *have* titled it.

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Greg R. · June 16, 2022

The request for popcorn makes this so realistic as well as so sweet.

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awgiedawgie · June 16, 2022

Title: Goatse Popcorn And no, you can't un-see that mental image.

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William Cole · June 16, 2022

NO!

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Mister Cletus · June 16, 2022

Ffs I googled "goatse hands" like a moron and now THAT'S in my search history.

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Zak Reichle · June 16, 2022

So glad someone fell for that, and admitted it. ♥️

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Tracy Cassella · June 16, 2022

New title, Good mom’s make popcorn and know memes.

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schmod · June 16, 2022

Also, I didn't notice it earlier, but I love that they look alike.

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Carl Fink · June 16, 2022

It's interesting how Jeph keeps things varied. The Augustus family and Emmett's are near-identical in facial features. OTOH, Dora and Sven look very different (and Dora explains it in an early strip). I seem to remember that Faye and her sister are also very different, but we haven't seen the sib for so long that I've forgotten her name.

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Michael Boettger · June 16, 2022

And let's set Sam's mom and Emmet's dad. Could get a virtual whirlpool of dysfunction.

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Matt Grayson · June 16, 2022

Yay has a satellite they can drop on the two of them!

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Vilinda · June 16, 2022

They're not wrong. Popcorn does taste better when mom makes it.

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Bartley J Drood · June 16, 2022

Same is true when she makes your sandwiches and cuts them diagonally. It's just better.

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schmod · June 16, 2022

Emmet and Elliot can never be allowed to meet. The world wouldn't be ready for that level of purity.

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Miyaa · June 16, 2022

So… do we know if Elliot has a last name? Couldn’t find the answer on the cast page or tvtropes. Just wanted to make sure Elliot & Emmett aren’t related.

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Richard · June 16, 2022

Dang, I need to make popcorn now.

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Michael Boettger · June 16, 2022

Sam is going to wind up with 2 moms, isn't she?

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Zak Reichle · June 16, 2022

Not sure if Veronica and Jim will get married or not. I certainly hope they do.

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Nicholas Lopez · June 16, 2022

Popcorn is always better when someone else makes it

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Kajsa Anderson · June 16, 2022

I'm not allowed to make popcorn unless it's air-pop, I always think it's still popping and burn it. :(

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Tannerbot · June 16, 2022

You adorable goon Emmett. Also, it looks like you got some trauma there. Do we know about Emmett's other parent?

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · June 16, 2022

WHAT ARE THE GOATSE HANDS DOING?!

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Serene · June 16, 2022

I is concerned

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 16, 2022

Emmett is telling the truth there.

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C-Cubed · June 16, 2022

Indeed, popcorn is always better when a parent makes it.

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CorruptDropbear · June 16, 2022

The 'it's a good thing your dad got divorced and got custody' talk is always hard.

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Benson Kalahar · June 16, 2022

😭