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Messy Joseph
June 9, 2022

Messy Joseph

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Mad Marie · June 10, 2022

…refrigerator when you get back from the market, and then go make a regular latte, only not up to Hanners’ clean-as-you-go standards.

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Nash Wolfe · June 9, 2022

*Jayne voice* I could stand to hear a little more.

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Paul Parten · June 9, 2022

I've always called my ridiculous elevated sloppy joe creations 'Joseph Deshabille'.

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Damien · June 9, 2022

Finishing that sentence... "... in a cup and froth it like steamed milk"

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Andy Kailhofer · June 9, 2022

"Frothing the beef" is hardly an euphemism.

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Joseph Houk · June 9, 2022

Okay, I am DEFINITELY not going to CoD if I ever go to Northampton.

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doorbender · June 9, 2022

Bubble’s last speech bubble will be the tattoo I get if ever I get a tattoo. I will say “Don’t make me point at my tattoo”

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Comics Ladybird · June 9, 2022

First: as I said earlier to Chlove https://www.gogetaroomie.com/comic/what-does-it-mean#comment-4752731059 ; second: by this measure, these two have the best afterglows; third: in this kind of situation, one compounding aspect is handling the consequences of finding out this late about an issue, more so than the fault of failing to detect it the first time, even if the former is left unsaid (e.g, this might have required Bubbles to redo some of the prep work for the dermal covering, on top of the maxillary change that the issue proper required). That is why when challenged in such a way I focus on “well, since I’ve been involved in the mess anyway, I will help you figure out how to clean up the fallout”, as a deflection if nothing else. Sometimes in the process, we can even find out the fault wasn’t mine in the first place (e.g. it came from an earlier intervention)!

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Stephen Wells · June 9, 2022

But did they remember to vent out the smell of fixative gel beforehand? And will they remember to vent out the smell of an excited Faye afterwards? The olfactory peril is intense.

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SpookyPenguin · June 9, 2022

To answer your question Faye, I'm guessing "flung with gay abandon"

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · June 9, 2022

They actually did it at the shop! 😂 Also, I'm glad to see they're following Hanners's advice!

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Matt Grayson · June 10, 2022

Long ago... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3856

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Zak Reichle · June 9, 2022

I think Bubbles should expand her horizons a bit by switching from the one piece as her undergarments/base layer. I think she would enjoy it, and the human-standard undergarments would facilitate wearing even more clothes too. I'd love to see her wardrobe grow. 👍

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Elf Sternberg · June 9, 2022

Yes! More rounds of dress-up, please! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3789

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Yelling Bird · June 9, 2022

I'm sure there's a certain masochistic crowd that REALLY misses Faye at Coffee of Doom. Also; Hey! They fucked!

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Hawkeye · June 9, 2022

A sloppy latte sounds like either a version of poutine in a cup or a sex position. Could go either way.

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Ye Olde Phart · June 9, 2022

Poutine in a cup sounds like a good market niche. I'd be my best customer. :D

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · June 9, 2022

ACTIVATE SELF-RESHEVELMENT PROTOCOL

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Ye Olde Phart · June 9, 2022

What on earth does "reshevelment" mean? Pardon me as I'm not a native speaker, and I couldn't find it in the dictionaries.

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Jeremy · June 9, 2022

Poor Bubbs. My ex sometimes ran into that issue asking about my work (health care) and needed to halt one horror show or another. LOL To whatever extent I put myself in their shoes, I always pictured myself more as Bubbles, not Faye. Apparently not!

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White heron · June 9, 2022

Bubbs keeps looking hotter and hotter, and I totally approve! At some point, you are going to have to go Alice Eve, and show us what bubbles helmet looked / looks like...

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Todd Ellner · June 9, 2022

It's just hamburger and Red Eye gravy in a cup

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Andrew · June 9, 2022

The sloppy latte sounds like the outcome of someone walking into CoD demanding a cup o’ joe then standing there tapping on the counter.

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High, I'm Hope · June 9, 2022

As someone who hates coffee, I'll cheerfully drink meat instead

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Elf Sternberg · June 9, 2022

I remain distressed that in the depths of winter you can still get a calorie-laden ice-cold "nutritional" smoothie of a zillion varieties, but your choices for warm are coffee, tea, and hot chocolate. When I said I wanted something savory and warm for winter time, my girlfriend said, "Soup. You want soup." Which, yeah, but there a million smoothie places but there's nowhere you can go with your travel mug and say, "Gimme some soup."

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Eldritch Insights · June 9, 2022

Lol seggs

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Leah Webber · June 9, 2022

We always called them Untidy Josephs in my house!

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Trans4Life2021 · June 9, 2022

Ground beef latte? Surprised someone didn't call the CDC. And a priest.

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Chris Olstrom · June 9, 2022

Associative memories are fun! The combination of beef and CDC took me back in time… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dead_Cow

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Fart Captor · June 9, 2022

I'm choosing to believe Melon left totally nude to frolic her way home

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Andrew · June 9, 2022

Would walking around with no dermal covering be more or less scandalous?

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Celine Chamberlin · June 9, 2022

Sex at work? How scandalous. (I'm waiting for the Slipshine, kthxbai.)

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Celine Chamberlin · June 9, 2022

Geez, I come in a minute late and realize someone already made pretty much the same comment. Bummer.

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Andrew · June 9, 2022

“Should we talk about this first?” ... “nah”

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · June 9, 2022

Sloppy joe. Slop. Sloppy joe!

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Brian Mann · June 9, 2022

You too, huh?

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Michael Boettger · June 9, 2022

Ground beef in a latte? And CoD kept it's health code rating? Sorry. Hard pass. Although i do appreciate the forthright and reasonable way they're talking the whole thing out.

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Andy Kailhofer · June 9, 2022

As long as the beef is pre cooked and kept either above 140F or below 40F, should be ok.

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Andrea Andrew · June 9, 2022

Make up sex at work, and a decent conversation. Only thing missing is a slipshine.

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Eldritch Insights · June 9, 2022

That's gotta be some sort of Osha violation, yeah?

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Drazi · June 9, 2022

It sounds sexual.. possibly because it appears Faye is stripping

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Buck Caldwell · June 9, 2022

Reverse stripping, I believe. We missed the make-up snoggings.

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Absentia · June 9, 2022

Guess Melon paid and left.

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Panic Blitz · June 9, 2022

Until we see confirmation one way or the other, she’s both there and gone. Schrodinger’s Melon.

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Ever Growing · June 9, 2022

My favorite couple xD

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Tamara Macadam · June 9, 2022

ew

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Absentia · June 9, 2022

Ew what?