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June 5, 2022

Five Bars

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Comments (61)

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Benjamin N · June 8, 2022

The idea of something as insecure as Wi-Fi providing direct access to one's mind and body is genuinely terrifying.

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Diana · July 14, 2022

I reassure myself by just believing that they have like a separation between their consciousness and their browser. Think of it like running all your sketchy stuff in VirtualBox

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Joseph Loder · June 6, 2022

Melon is ridiculously cute.

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Nancy Boutwell · June 6, 2022

Am I the only one that calls this a cowlick?

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Pejo · June 6, 2022

No, but maybe the only one a full day after posting. 😅

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Jere · June 6, 2022

I love how she is still naked and we haven't seen her :D

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Nobilis Reed (personal) · June 6, 2022

Her left boob is kind of in frame on the top one.

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ValdVin · June 6, 2022

"Bubbles, now that I'm better, can I sing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'?"

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Hugh Eckert · June 5, 2022

And her hair was... perfect.

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Michael Keogh · June 5, 2022

More melons please

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Sleepy John · June 5, 2022

I think we should see Yay and Melon sporting “Pinky and the Brain” t-shirts.

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Some Ed · June 5, 2022

Is Yay really that insane? I don't recall her ever once trying to take over the world.

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Sleepy John · June 5, 2022

Hanging upside down in the hair growth tank was probably Melon’s favorite part.

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Pejo · June 5, 2022

In case anyone else could do w/ a before-and-after, here's the first random strip I found w/ Melon after way, WAY too much clicking. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4322

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Pejo · June 5, 2022

Also these AI's appear to have permanent eyeliner. 🤔

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OldGoat · June 5, 2022

Reminds me of Dilbert's necktie. As far as I know, Scott Adams has only drawn it hanging straight down in one strip. That was after a date with Liz. (Dogbert figured out what it meant.) Might Melon's WiFi antenna provide a similar indicator?

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Penguin · June 5, 2022

She is too adorable

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kupo · June 5, 2022

...I am trying to not feel slightly ashamed that I legit imagined/heard the sound effect when reading this one. 🙄

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Spencer · June 5, 2022

Boioioioioing?

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Thisguy · June 5, 2022

Melon. 100% Anime character.

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mooviies · June 5, 2022

I love Melon

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Elf Sternberg · June 5, 2022

Melon is secretly a Dr. Seuss character who wandered into this strip, right?

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SursumCordae · June 5, 2022

Melon is secretly the step above Yay in the AI power hierarchy.

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Yelling Bird · June 5, 2022

Hairboner.

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TV4Fun · June 5, 2022

Melon, yes.

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Kenneth · June 5, 2022

Have Melon's eyes always been different colors? Before the party, I think they were both pink. Maybe something to do with the fire? However, given Melon's history, they may just naturally change...

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Kitty · June 5, 2022

I've been wondering that, too.

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Andrew · June 5, 2022

Millimeter-wave-y hairstyle

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Ben French · June 5, 2022

Long hair is a good look on Melon, but she wouldn't be the same without that idiot hair sticking up.

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Grace Serenity · June 5, 2022

She looks so happy!

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darklion · June 5, 2022

A H O G E

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Eldritch Insights · June 5, 2022

Not to be confused with Ahego. Melon should NOT be making those faces. Roko can when she gets a particularly fresh loaf of Dutch Crunch.

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Captain Button · June 5, 2022

"Ahoge (literally idiot hair) refers to the noticeable slim forelock of hair that sticks straight up from a character's head. Originally a hairdresser term for the "stupid hairs" or cowlicks that will not comb down, it later mutated into a reflection of a person's intelligence. Thus Idiot Hair suggests that a character is stupid, naïve, or strange. " https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotHair

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Niskara · June 5, 2022

I feel like I've learned more from TV Tropes than I have actually being in school sometimes

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Evgeniy Semyonov · June 5, 2022

I've read last panel as "My wifi signal just got stranger!", and was "yep, sounds right".

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Stephen Wells · June 5, 2022

She'll go home and watch season 4 of Stronger Things...

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 5, 2022

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Verteiron · June 5, 2022

AIs run in a remote substrate and don't live in the bodies, right? I wonder if having a better connection helps with their coordination.

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Grace Serenity · June 5, 2022

I'm pretty sure their "brains" are in their bodies. Roko only survived her run-in with Crushinator because she had a hardened casing. Even Yay is tied to their body, they just have a dozen of them that are all networked.

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Joel Bateman · June 5, 2022

Welp. See ya Hanners. Back to Melon as my PFP

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Tamara Macadam · June 5, 2022

and now we know what the sproingy is

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Miyaa · June 5, 2022

I have so many questions about Melon at this point.

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Stephen Wells · June 5, 2022

I think she's an AI bodhisattva or Holy Fool: she has attained such wisdom and enlightenment that she seems ridiculous to the mundane world, but she kindly remains with us to help us improve. SPROING

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Spoogle McGee · June 5, 2022

I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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Mad Marie · June 5, 2022

Now I finally understand why the Aurora Borealis makes me feel all mellow.

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Sparky · June 5, 2022

That totally is Melon

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Michael Boettger · June 5, 2022

So AIs use wi fi, not Bluetooth. Interesting. But I agree, it is cute as hell.

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Fart Captor · June 5, 2022

Bluetooth is horribly insecure and just poorly designed in general. I would be very concerned if an AI used it. It's bad enough that so many DEVICES do

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Fart Captor · June 5, 2022

*Adorable forest nymph vibes INTENSIFY* 🥺

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Stephen Wells · June 5, 2022

Melon is now an awakened fern :)

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Matt Grayson · June 5, 2022

Melon, no! (No reason, just thought I should say that.)

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Stephen Brown · June 5, 2022

Totally read the last pane Fascinating in a Spock voice.

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Am Queue · June 5, 2022

... Dr. Spock is the guy who wrote books on how to take care of children in the ?1950s?1960s? Guy who said "Fascinating" a lot on a 1960s tv show is just Spock. Not sure if you were being sarcastic, but figured someone might be confused.

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Kyle Jenkins · June 5, 2022

Melon is having so much fun just existing and I love that for her

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Fart Captor · June 5, 2022

She's the best. Hanging out with her would be so delightful

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trevorrayne · June 5, 2022

yup, melon just got a whole lot cuter

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fakejsf · June 5, 2022

p o i n g

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Andrea Andrew · June 5, 2022

I guess Melon isn’t an ordinary AI.

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Grace Serenity · June 5, 2022

I think we knew that when she came busting into Union Robotics after launching her literal ass into orbit

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Joseph Bonnar · June 5, 2022

Ok. Hair for wifi...

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Joseph Bonnar · June 5, 2022

Is that like the little curl that used to differentiate Clark Kent from Superman?