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Intestinal Fortitude
June 1, 2022

Intestinal Fortitude

I am willing to negotiate on the burritos

Comments (30)

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Harmony Petersen · June 2, 2022

Didn't realize she's been avoiding hunger too, but now that I look at it, going back, she's been losing weight. It's been so slow I didn't even recognize it! Good job on Jeph for slowly sneaking that up on us. Faye's *almost* as skinny as Hanners at the waist if you actually measure. It was so slow it actually didn't register that Faye had lost weight, but she's actually super-model proportions now. She lost waist weight but butt & bust are rocking, giving her a super-hourglass look. I wonder how long before someone draws her attention to it.

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Sleepy John · June 3, 2022

I bet Bubbles knows it. And knows better than to say anything.

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Miyaa · June 1, 2022

Just saw this today: technology has solved a problem with burritos. (Edible tape to seal your burrito.) https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1531628462431248385?s=21&t=Yhgt8bRBNzolmRipHqhzRA

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Yelling Bird · June 1, 2022

I too suffer from a burrito problem.

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ljdbjlasfbjk · June 1, 2022

They're supposed to go in your mouth, not your cloaca.

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Eric Davies · June 1, 2022

What's a fifth in Canadian?

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Elthon Maria · June 1, 2022

757 milliliters for all of us who have socialized healthcare.

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Katrina Urmson · June 1, 2022

Faye? I am SO PROUD OF YOU. ❤️

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Mad Marie · June 1, 2022

There’s burritos, and burritos, and burritos…the wisdom of such a choice is nuanced, depending on size, quality, and rate of consumption. 7-11 vs frozen vs Qdoba, for example. (The latter, imho, more aptly described as a “burro”)

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Hugh Eckert · June 1, 2022

vs. the eldritch horrors that Scalzi creates

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Ashley Thomas · June 1, 2022

that many burritos would shift the attention to a whole new problem.

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Mortimer Langford · June 1, 2022

Showed this to my fiance who said "Relatable"

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SpookyPenguin · June 1, 2022

root beer and fries?

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BobC · June 1, 2022

Eating haggis is also a gut feeling.

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Miyaa · June 1, 2022

GDI Bob

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Fafner · June 1, 2022

Three good burritos, and some flowers for bubbles.

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Finvaara · June 1, 2022

Not even, like, good burritos. When I'm stressy-depressy I want the convenience-store burritos

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Zodiak · June 1, 2022

Pretty sure if she wants to drink a 5th of bourbon with burritos, she's not thinking the good type of *either* particular thing. We're talking like... bottom shelf way in the back forgotten by time distillery that went out of business because their bourbon stepped on the toes of the nail polish remover patent filed by a salon level of bad. And let's face it... convenience store burritos are too good for that kinda drink. We're going to the gas station.

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skinnybdink · June 1, 2022

i would have given Faye eight burritos am i doing it right

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Ted Van Roekel · June 1, 2022

Good call Faye!

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Thisguy · June 1, 2022

Nice to see how Faye has developed. Once, she would have listened to her gut, got drunk, broken up with Bubbles, gotten more drunk, and wound up in hospital.

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Zak Reichle · June 1, 2022

I believe Faye knows it is likely to be far worse than that outcome, which is amazing growth for her.

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Chauncey · June 1, 2022

I kinda want to know what Hanners said to get such a reaction out of Faye, of all people. What happened on the trip?

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Photon · June 1, 2022

Look back one strip... it's pretty graphic

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Michael Boettger · June 1, 2022

Still hoping for the group intervention, though.

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Fart Captor · June 1, 2022

She's already gotten sober and seems to be handling her urges just fine? A group intervention isn't gonna help her stop WANTING booze when she's stressed

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Michael · June 1, 2022

Eh just get 5 burritos and call it a compromise

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Sean Kinlin · June 1, 2022

Or 4 burritos and a liter of Polar Golden Ginger Ale. (or Vernors if it can be found in New England)

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Michael Boettger · June 1, 2022

It's a struggle. In both senses.

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Nicholas Lopez · June 1, 2022

I'm glad Faye is able to fight her wants for alcohol :)