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Experimentation
May 11, 2022

Experimentation

PEER PRESSURE

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Matt Grayson · May 11, 2022

“We’re now drunk. That makes us only 200 times smarter than any other intelligence in the solar system. Gosh. What fun…”

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Bill Silvia · May 11, 2022

This is the first time that I've explicitly noticed Jeph using singular verbs to describe Yay. That makes language easier.

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Stephen Wells · May 11, 2022

I'm confused - Yay refers to herself as "us" throughout, and Roko uses "you", which is already plural - when was there a singular?

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Michael Keogh · May 11, 2022

They can feel Roko’s smirk. THAT’S peer pressure!

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Donna Flint · May 11, 2022

Other than Faye in #4778, there haven't been any non-AI since #4764.

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Matt Grayson · May 11, 2022

Meatbags. Who needs 'em. Amiright?

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Rob McBobson · May 11, 2022

In this context, I think it'd work better to say "Yay thinks the two of them are peers". Otherwise, it sounds as if it's Yay that "they" refers to.

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Donna Flint · May 11, 2022

It would be weird if Yay wasn't peers with themselves.

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jimbo · May 11, 2022

panel fout is Yay visualizing a drunk afternoon compressed into an AI split second of experience

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Todd Ellner · May 11, 2022

Roko's a peer? I guess we'd better put down sawdust the next time she gets drunk

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Somebody Else · May 11, 2022

Roko and Yay about to go Bonnie and Clyde

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Stephen Wells · May 11, 2022

Yay knows, even with her eyes shut, that Roko is smiling at her in that way which makes her feel all flustered somehow... But honestly, having a Roko/Yay strip with the title EXPERIMENTATION is deliberate audience baiting at this point :)

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Joseph Bonnar · May 11, 2022

And is deliberate audience baiting something new for Jeph? :)

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Robert L · May 11, 2022

You shouldn't ramp a Ferrari off an overpass. You should, however, back a Rover down the driveway, drive it down the highway, and fly that motherf**ker off a bridge.

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Peter Lewerin · May 11, 2022

I was never much for getting drunk. It mostly made me sleepy anyway. Now, twelve years after my stroke, my memory, language facilities, judgement etc are affected to a level comparable to, I guess, a moderate buzz. One that has lasted for years and taken away my ability to work, enjoy a book, or follow a dramatic movie. I'm with Yay in the first panel (but actually also with Roko in the second). Don't diss your sobriety, people.

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Joseph Bonnar · May 11, 2022

I am so sorry about your stroke, Peter. Regarding sobriety? As a sober alcoholic, I would never "diss" or give up mine.

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Darnel D Cooper · May 11, 2022

freaking demi-god AI with the Impulse control of Pint Size? NO,,,, NOPE. Pass.

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Joseph Bonnar · May 11, 2022

Roko ENJOYS bullying Yay. :)

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Andrew · May 11, 2022

Only thing missing is Hanners or Mar to observe “oh, I see how the dynamic is” :)

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Andrew · May 11, 2022

Panel 2: Sherlock Yay.

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Mad Marie · May 11, 2022

Indubitably, my dear Basilisk.

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Yelling Bird · May 11, 2022

I want to see Yay peer pressure themselves into doing crazy shit for a few weeks.

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That Blair Guy · May 11, 2022

We don’t see Yay stealing a Ferrari. But we only see one of their bodies……

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Mad Marie · May 11, 2022

So one of those bodies is Tyler Durden?

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Sleepy John · May 11, 2022

"It would be even more awesome to take a Ferrari down to the docks and - " "STOP PIER PRESSURING US!"

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Sean Kinlin · May 11, 2022

*golf clap*

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Absentia · May 11, 2022

The fact that Yay even halfway associated Roko as their peer is qctually massive character development for them.

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Darnel D Cooper · May 11, 2022

good point.

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Thisguy · May 11, 2022

I completely agree with Yay’s statement in the first panel. Something I live by.

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FuryoftheStars · May 11, 2022

Ditto

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Jason Zions · May 11, 2022

Yay and Roko... Which one is Thelma, and which is Louise? Because that's the picture in my head, and I'm not sure which is behind the wheel.

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Onedavewreckingcrew · May 11, 2022

Please let neither of these two dweebs drive a car. Roko because theyd be stopping at too many bakeries. Yay because someone would actually die.

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GodsInTheCogs · May 11, 2022

Since cognitive function of an individual likely only affects local perceptual hardware, I don't think the others would BE drunk, though they would be aware of how it parses in the node, extrinsically

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Captain Button · May 11, 2022

Wait, Roko and Yay are the bastiges that keep resetting my IRC connections? We hates them forever!

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King Bob · May 11, 2022

Use RETURN key - this comment system isa rather primitive. Yay does not approve.

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Pejo · May 11, 2022

Wait 'til you discover you can edit messages! Shift+Enter for blank lines for me.

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King Bob · May 11, 2022

Note to self - Do not use to try to insert whitespace into reply.

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Mad Marie · May 11, 2022

One does not simply “Enter” to add a line break. It is folly.

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King Bob · May 11, 2022

Ah, yeah. How many of us have said that? Repeatedly?

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Afunnythinghappedtome · May 11, 2022

It depends on who you wake up next to.

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King Bob · May 11, 2022

"I'm never getting drunk again."

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Afunnythinghappedtome · May 11, 2022

Oh Yay, you poor deprived....larval-stage God AI. Do you really need to ramp a Ferrari off an overpass with all the simulations you are obviously doing?

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Mad Marie · May 11, 2022

One does not simply “ramp” a Ferrari off an overpass…it is folly.

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Am Queue · May 11, 2022

Is that like simply walking into Mordor?

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Tamara Macadam · May 11, 2022

d'awww

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Christopher Wolfe · May 11, 2022

I just realized the comic has only featured one human character (Faye) in almost a month, and that was just for one strip. For some reason this amuses me.

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Sean Kinlin · May 11, 2022

The AIs are slowly taking over the content of the strip. They already took over its creation - the being we knew as Jeph has been replaced by a stack of server blades in a trenchcoat.

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BobC · May 11, 2022

If one instance of Yay cranks it to 8, will it affect all of them? Yeah, this'll be a great livestream!

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Greg R. · May 11, 2022

Oh dear, this will not end well.

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Shawn K. Younkin · May 11, 2022

You have a funny definition for how this will end in AWESOME!!

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Fart Captor · May 11, 2022

I'm love them so much

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Pxtl · May 11, 2022

Okay but Yay is a capable of large scale destruction to the wider AI network and the global economic system. Maybe don't get a sentient Ethereum blockchain drunk.

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Katrina Urmson · May 11, 2022

Roko panel 5 is ADORABLE and amused and also somehow definitely not laughing at Yay (maybe WITH).

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Miyaa · May 11, 2022

Now I want Roko & Yay hijack the general e lee & jump it off a ramp while the local county sheriff department is bewildered and flummoxed.

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Andrew · May 11, 2022

Reverse-peer-pressure!

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Chris Heg · May 11, 2022

Yay probably has a combat grade chassis so the risk of launching a Ferrari off an overpass is acceptably low. Either that or they just merge back into the collective if the instance is destroyed.

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Mad Marie · May 11, 2022

Perhaps like a cylon?

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Matt Grayson · May 11, 2022

I will never forget Yay's first appearance in CoD. The contrast with the current Yay is quite dramatic!

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Leaflemming · May 11, 2022

Can Yay run a simulation of themself trying it? I feel like doing it IRL could produce some large and awkward consequences.

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Joseph Houk · May 11, 2022

And a surreptitious visit to Union Robotics with the "dead" body...

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Peter McDevitt · May 11, 2022

...Yay's actually DONE that last one, haven't they...

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Hugh Eckert · May 11, 2022

Note that they said "you don't see us doing that"... which could be taken as literal rather than metaphorical...

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Zig Justice · May 11, 2022

I think we've discovered Yay's weakness. . o O (Of course, not really having had the experience of having peers/a social circle will do that.)

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Carl Fink · May 11, 2022

It's not just peer pressure - mom rays worked, too. It's social pressure in general, because they are very lonely.

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NinjaZaku · May 11, 2022

If...if Yay gets drunk do all the bodies get drunk?

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Pxtl · May 11, 2022

Right? Where does she fall on CAP theorem of distributed databases anyways (consistency, availability, and partition tolerance, pick 2). Can she be partitioned or must all nodes be consistent at all times?

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Michael Boettger · May 11, 2022

Next up: Yay and Roko in a Ferrari, doing donuts as a prelude.

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Photon · May 11, 2022

Ferraris don't do donuts. They only do Bomboloni.

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doorbender · May 11, 2022

Squeeee

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Cute_Fuzzy · May 11, 2022

So wait which peer of theirs is pressuring them about the Ferrari thing?

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Michael · May 11, 2022

So Roko is a peer you say, maybe even an equal?

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chili sunrise · May 11, 2022

DRUNK YAY BOTTOM TEXT

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Tannerbot · May 11, 2022

They have, in fact, stolen a Lamborghini and ramped it off a skyscraper.

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Populuxe · May 11, 2022

Which is why they said Ferrari. That makes it a factually correct statement.

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Desy · May 11, 2022

Yay is the best.

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Populuxe · May 11, 2022

I know it’s true because Yay told me themselves.