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August 25, 2016

This comic was inspired by a particularly horrible conversation between @thekarlapacheco and I

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CassieWasRight · July 14, 2025

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS POST FOR TEN YEARS

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Edward Greenberg · September 1, 2016

I don't want to read the strip on patreon either. I want it with my morning comics and coffee. Jeph, can you post a notification when you post something for Patreon only?

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ducksauz · September 1, 2016

@Jeph - OMG. Have there been more Patreon only posts that I haven't seen?! Is there an index of them somewhere?

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Rie Sheridan Rose · September 1, 2016

I am interested in that answer as well! I don't like to read the next day's comic the night before, because it gives me nothing to look forward to, so I just ignore the notifications, but if there are Patreon only strips slipping by...I may have to change my policy.

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Trigon Manthree · August 26, 2016

IT'S TOO DARK TO TELL WHAT NUMBER WE'RE ON

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Em Gravesong · August 26, 2016

The best part is having gone through this myself.

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David Paul · August 26, 2016

Dammit, Dale! How could you be so careless as to throw a "mumble mumble" in the heat of the moment!

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Mark Hechim · August 26, 2016

I called my wife a "mumble mumble" once. Luckily I reduced the font size so she couldn't read it.

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Sian · August 25, 2016

Did anyone else carefully zoom in on the image to read that? hahaha.

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Brad Knowles · September 1, 2016

Yup. I was impressed that the font was so small you could just barely make out the "mumble mumble".

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Hedgie · August 25, 2016

Poor Dickmouth Stinkface.

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Sean Fhearsalach · August 25, 2016

*And ME*

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lil anansi · August 25, 2016

Come to find out he said "great beautiful girl"

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Eric Beauregard · August 25, 2016

Very funny. Also the art on panel 2 is AMAZING!! It really capture that dark room feeling :)

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R. Francis Smith · August 25, 2016

Panel 6: the real deal laughing out loud Panel 3: slightly disappointed it wasn't a tiny easter egg text of calling her something Alliancey (I'm not into it enough to come up with something specific)

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Trigon Manthree · August 26, 2016

Eager egg: When a girl really really really wants to get pregnant.

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Ricardo Bittencourt · August 25, 2016

Doesn't May live with Dale? If so, why Dale wants to go home? Isn't he already home? I'M CONFUSED

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P. Kirkendall · August 25, 2016

I'm confused about that, too :/

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Andrew · August 25, 2016

I'M GOING TO GO CUT OUT MY TONGUE SO I CAN'T SAY IT EVER AGAIN!

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Philip D Jones · August 25, 2016

May is annoyed at everything. QC 2495shows Dale naming her. She doesn't like "May" so he proposes Dickmouth Stinkface. She replies,"May it is!" Suggesting May is offended is ironic. Or sarcastic. I've never known the difference.

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Bob the Fish Productions · August 25, 2016

Well this was easy to draw

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Philip D Jones · August 25, 2016

I hope May was not offended.

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Chuck Dee · August 25, 2016

annoyed. I think the word is annoyed.