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May 5, 2022

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Nelson has a little bit of Pintsize energy

Comments (60)

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Todd Ellner · May 7, 2022

I've been wondering. She seems so nice. Earnest. Compassionate-if-grumpy. An activist for good causes. What makes her become the horrifying, murderous, torturing, all-powerful AI nightmare we know she will end up as? I am putting my money on unprotected sex with Yay with black-market drugs programs and the smell of ergot-infested rye bread.

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Ursus Ridens · May 9, 2022

Well, yeah, there is that possibility. (Wait -- "unprotected sex"? Unprotected from what??)

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Bill Silvia · May 6, 2022

I think my timeline spreadsheet is ready to share: https://t.co/ypOGhw1FuA

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William Cole · May 6, 2022

WOW! That's an epic undertaking!

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Chelsea · May 5, 2022

Where does the coffee go when Nelson drinks it, do you think?

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

All over. Sorta like Cookie Monster eating a cookie?

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Tim Keating · May 5, 2022

I wonder whether Nelson still has his lasers...

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

It’s downscaled to a laser pointer that he uses for presentations and playing with the 4 rescue cats he keeps at home.

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Jay MacKinnon · May 5, 2022

I maintain what I said yesterday about Nelson being the anti-Pintsize.

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cakecake · May 5, 2022

I love Nelson lmaooooo

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

[ . .] | [• ] [00 ] | [0 ] —————— [ōō ] | [ ōō] [~ ] | [00] Mo | #

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Jon · May 5, 2022

I love that Nelson is now a Societal Functioning Pintsize now that Pintsize has a human chassis.

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Zach Elwyn · May 5, 2022

Any idea what the mug says? It looks like "I (heart) dadums" or something like that.. I cannot seem to zoom in enough with clarity to read it..

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

“Mondays”. Someone receives a case of them every week.

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Sarah Buisson · May 5, 2022

I seem seeing à pattern with the type of body.

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

I seem seeing à pattern with the posts.

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Sarah Buisson · May 5, 2022

I seem seeing à pattern with the type of body.

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

I seem seeing à pattern with the posts.

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Boots McGoot · May 5, 2022

is Nelson ex-military too? would Pintsize find it weird to meet him?

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Jeffrey Anderson · May 5, 2022

Nelson may be a good lawyer, but the 'bot has a drinking problem.

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Zain Redding · May 5, 2022

Did nelson have a choice about his body? Did he pick the one without fingers?

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pfreya · May 5, 2022

Nelson is a whole-ass vibe, what a legend

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Leak · May 5, 2022

"Whole-ass vibe" sounds like a job for Beeps...

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Miyaa · May 5, 2022

Man, to have an office with access to the roof.

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Jon · May 5, 2022

Check into it. It's surprising how many buildings have access but nobody uses it because everyone assumes it's not allowed.

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Jono Hayward · May 5, 2022

I wonder if Nelson also accidentally ended up with the prototype M-31 battlefield robot chassis. I’m just saying that laser could come in handy in court…

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Czarzhan · May 5, 2022

Judge: "You're in contempt of court!" Nelson: (laser out and firing) "I'm in contempt of EVERYTHING!"

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Dean Reilly · May 5, 2022

If you think that's bad, you should watch him try to eat a jelly doughnut.

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Jennifer Doyle · May 5, 2022

That's not a jelly donut...

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FuzzyDragon Cosplay · May 5, 2022

I would not be surprised at all to learn that the pintsize chaos energy had to do with a conflict between hardware and software, especially since his personality shifted when he changed language packs. Nelson being a lawyer is probably another module that effects personality.

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Dave Van Domelen · May 5, 2022

F**k-tion follows form.

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · May 5, 2022

Are we sure that chassis isn't involved in making the AI wearing it into chaos goblins?

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Yelling Bird · May 5, 2022

What's he drinking?

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Todd Ellner · May 5, 2022

I don't want to know

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Crushogre · May 5, 2022

Now I'm picturing that image of Kirby with human feet

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MiaKitty · May 5, 2022

How does Nelson hold that coffee mug?

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Grace Serenity · May 5, 2022

The same way Strong Bad types

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Jonathan Smith · May 5, 2022

I have a feeling when Nelson engages lawyer mode even Pintsize would be afraid.

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Cizeta8088 · May 5, 2022

Shades of Pintsize and the cake mix

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Mad Marie · May 6, 2022

“50 Shades of Pintsize”?

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Leaflemming · May 5, 2022

Now that Pintsize has changed his body up, I'm getting weird time warp feelings looking at Nelson. I keep expecting him to turn out to be a crazed little friendly diasterbot. Plus, separately -- it seems weird he's kept those hands, after seeing Pintsize's response to his new body.

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K C · May 5, 2022

I love Nelson so much. He's like Pintsize with the training wheels on, a secondary chaos goblin.

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Etienne M.J. Dubourg · May 5, 2022

I'd rather call him an... order goblin. Sneakily manipulating stuff so it all works out for the best, while he remains just (in his own words) "the capable underling".

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Chauncey · May 5, 2022

Nelson is the chaotic good entity that holds the entire office together. Can we get an alignment chart of every significant character in the QC universe, btw?

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Noodle Puppet · May 5, 2022

LG-clair, NG-dora, CG-Emily, LN-Bubbles, TN-Marten, CN-Faye, LE- Yay, NE-May, CN-Pintsize

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KCkittysnores · May 5, 2022

So he’s not ENTIRELY unlike Pintsize.

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Miyaa · May 5, 2022

I’m dreading the idea that Pintsize could be a professional medical specialist elsewhere.

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Douglas E. Smith · May 5, 2022

It's the face. So innocent looking that there must be something devious going on behind it...

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Joel Bateman · May 5, 2022

Didn't Pintsize fantasize about human hands?

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Michael Boettger · May 5, 2022

A nice heart(?) to heart talk between colleagues. And I absolutely agree with Nelson here: Roko is still a great asset to the foundation. Opponents will think twice before crossing her.

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Dan Curtis · May 5, 2022

I wonder if that body model by design encourages pintsize energy.

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Quinn · May 5, 2022

pintsize has had... maybe not a different energy but a different flavor since his body change. whatever this chasis does to an anthropc, its permanent

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doorbender · May 5, 2022

For Nelson 🖕🏽🖕🏽

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Blake Manor · May 5, 2022

those original model anthroPCs must have been designed to be "quirky" as a default

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Grace Serenity · May 5, 2022

I think it's more they didn't know what they doing when they built them and the hardware is buggy

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Ozzy · May 5, 2022

It's not a bug, it's a feature

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Kurt · May 5, 2022

I love Nelson so much

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Todd Chaikin · May 5, 2022

Bad at drinking coffee (oil?) too 🤣

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Mad Marie · May 5, 2022

Reminds me of Strong Bad with the “double deuce”…

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doorbender · May 5, 2022

Virus = yes