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May 1, 2022

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Comments (91)

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Kenneth Fair · May 4, 2022

I love that the AI equivalent of TikTok is BitBot.

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George Wilson · May 2, 2022

Way worse than a drunk text.

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Matt Pedone · May 2, 2022

For some reason, all I can think of is, "It's a baby fahkin WHEEEEL, dude!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRyUd_5v2lw (Oh, Boston, you're my home, but sometimes, that accent...)

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SpookyPenguin · May 2, 2022

PREACH SISTER!

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TV4Fun · May 1, 2022

Roko just went viral with the AI rights community. She's officially not small time anymore.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · May 1, 2022

So, next logical step is to show us OniBurger or MommyMilkers reacting to new viral video, right?

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Some Ed · May 1, 2022

Future updates will having both OniBurger and MommyMilkers reacting to this, in support of "a respectable AI I personally know", and after they each see the other's reaction posts, they'll start wondering who in their friend circle this other person is.

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Yelling Bird · May 1, 2022

Aw FAHK...

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Salodni Ikkis · May 1, 2022

And in the "LANA ❤️ I" shirt, no less

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Ursus Ridens · May 2, 2022

Yeah, Lana loves her, I'm sure.

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VGreenGoblinV · May 1, 2022

Good!! Fight the power!! Never accept politeness in place of kindness!!! ✊🏽

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Matthew Foweraker · May 1, 2022

This could get awkward if someone pieces enough together to work out who they are talking about.

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Ken · May 1, 2022

Fahkin' hilarious. Call Norm in, he'll rebuild This Old Union House from scratch.

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Bill Silvia · May 1, 2022

Roko lost the Main Character game.

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Chris Heg · May 1, 2022

Fuhgetaboutit.

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jimfromtx · May 1, 2022

Nah, she's Bostonian, not NY or NJ.

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Daniel Farnitano · May 1, 2022

I love the return of Roko's Boston Accent.

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ellafine · May 1, 2022

Perfect May Day story arc

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Mad Marie · May 1, 2022

…but where’s May?

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darklion · May 1, 2022

Next time on Robots Behaving Badly:

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Bruce · May 1, 2022

Was Beeps a featured speaker at the International Adult Novelty Convention?!

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Alan Wiggs · May 1, 2022

No, the certificate is a "5 Star Award"

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Josh Moberly · May 1, 2022

There is something delightful about reading pro-worker dialogue written in a THICC Boston accent. I love it.

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Carl Fink · May 1, 2022

No one thinks it odd for an AI to be calling on supernatural beings?

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Alan Wiggs · May 1, 2022

If machine intelligence popped up from nowhere in particular in our world, it wouldn't make me *less* inclined to believe in God

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fizzlefist · May 1, 2022

this is gonna be a fun week of comics :D

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Jay MacKinnon · May 1, 2022

Also, Beeps totally has number 420 in the picture on the wall.

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Jay MacKinnon · May 1, 2022

Task failed successfully? Here's hoping Nelson is right about them not getting sued.

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Thisguy · May 1, 2022

Not familiar with defamation law, but it does not state that Roko has publicly identified them. And frankly, none of what had been said in the meeting should have been confidential. All this really is is Roko's opinon against an unknown business, which should be obvious. I don't think she can be sued, however, the post can be used to discredit Roko... Although, any drunken online rant could have been used in that case. Roko could have gone on about bread and it could have been used to discredit her.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · May 1, 2022

This is why some people never cut loose.

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Alan Wiggs · May 1, 2022

Loving the return of the Drunk Boston Subroutine

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Alan Wiggs · May 1, 2022

Also glad I'm not the only one who mixes up NLRB and NLRA

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Miyaa · May 1, 2022

Oh no. Roko is now an internet celebrity.

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Todd Ellner · May 1, 2022

The Dropkick Murphys are gonna haveta add another verse to this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Clj8htWcFho

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RosesInBloom · May 1, 2022

Roko is now my favorite

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Grace Serenity · May 1, 2022

I see this as being nothing but good for Roko and her social work! Viral social justice! #powertotheworkers

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Ursus Ridens · May 2, 2022

60 Hz. 120V. (Maybe 240, but it seems unnecessary).

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Brooke Vibber · May 1, 2022

Worker nodes of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your blockchains.

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Zak Reichle · May 1, 2022

You should be very proud of that.

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aetherspoon · May 1, 2022

I totally want Roko to meet Jorts now.

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Tannerbot · May 1, 2022

I love that this ai is from Boston I love it so much.

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Scott Vogel · May 1, 2022

Someone also made a Moveon.org petition. It just needs 10,000 more signatures.

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Thisguy · May 1, 2022

Yay could probably fix this. If Yay cannot delete all copies of a video from the internet, then I’ve overestimated their abilities.

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LH · May 1, 2022

Yay *could* do it, sure. but that does not sound like a thing Yay *would* do.

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Sparky · May 1, 2022

Truth to power

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Bozo The Hunk · May 1, 2022

Ok all takers on those 3:1 odds I offered sound off

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Temperjoke · May 1, 2022

I love that she got drunk enough for her accent to come out

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Mad Marie · May 1, 2022

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Sean Kinlin · May 1, 2022

I love that you did eyes for the photo of Beeps on the wall.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 1, 2022

Liking and subscribing

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Joseph Bonnar · May 1, 2022

HOW does one join AI Social Justice Internet?

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Grace Serenity · May 1, 2022

The first step is to live in the QC verse

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Douglas E. Smith · May 1, 2022

I see Yay laughing uproariously when the post was uploaded. Then maybe some discrete data collection...

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Axilon · May 1, 2022

Yep. Yas would have protected her if it went too far, hah.

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JD · May 1, 2022

I see this going well for Roko actually. Everything she said is true. And I'm sure lots of people actually prefer the informal delivery method.

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Jonathan Marinaro · May 1, 2022

YES, DRUNK BAHSTAN ROKO WILL UNIONIZE THE WORLD

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Carpe Nox · May 1, 2022

Please, stahp. My crush on Roko can't be allowed to get bigger.

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Samuel Fout · May 1, 2022

I'm getting such terrible anxiety on rokos behalf for this. This is basically my worst nightmare.

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Ted Van Roekel · May 1, 2022

I'd forgotten that Roko is a Southie when she gets a few drinks in her! I love it!

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Some Ed · May 1, 2022

She's a Southie when she's sufficiently POed, too.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · May 1, 2022

And THAT'S how you affect change. Sometimes the gloves need to come off.

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Matt Grayson · May 1, 2022

This is that weird instance where “effect” is a verb and is the one you want.

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BobC · May 1, 2022

It's not real until the memes appear.

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Jason · May 1, 2022

Uh oh. Roko's gone full Boston.

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Joseph Houk · May 1, 2022

You NEVER go Full Boston.

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BakedCatDad · May 1, 2022

Roko, champion of the working AIs of the world!

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Zak Reichle · May 1, 2022

I can practically hear Roko. 🤣 Also Millefeuille looks great, is something different? 🧐

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Dean Reilly · May 1, 2022

Is it the messy hair?

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Matthew Fox · May 1, 2022

Well shit. That's not good.

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Tim Eldred · May 1, 2022

I mean, this could be perfect. "You didn't want to play the easy way, so now I'm going to get robot-drunk and dump on you across social media. Let the games begin"

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Misha H · May 1, 2022

Roko is officially AI Faye

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Wood · May 1, 2022

Well at least she doesn’t name the company, so they can’t sue for libel

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TwoRavens · May 1, 2022

Truth of statements is an absolute defense against libel in US jurisprudence. It can't be libel if it's true. And if they got them on record? Even better.

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Uniquitous · May 1, 2022

Welp indeed.

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runrin · May 1, 2022

this is so upsetting. i'm so mad at mille.

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Zodiak · May 1, 2022

In fairness, Roko knew she was streaming at the time... And my guess is it just kinda stayed uploaded post stream and Mille passed out cuz she always has her drunk-o-matic turned way too high.

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Dean Reilly · May 1, 2022

90% of the comments on the post were asking who Lana is.

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Some Ed · May 1, 2022

Whomever they are, they're really lucky. :)

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Drazi · May 1, 2022

Yay vs Corporate. Yes, I can see this as something Yay and myself would find very fun.

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Ryley & Megan Walker · May 1, 2022

And already made into a music video mashup by The Kiffness

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John Seiler · May 1, 2022

This is not the sexy freak out that I thought was going to happen. But seriously, it’s sad that she got to cut loose for a night with friends and it really turned on her.

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Lord Crusade · May 1, 2022

Well then.... their screwed

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Andrea Andrew · May 1, 2022

Not necessarily. This could look good for AIs.

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Kajsa Anderson · May 1, 2022

You go, Roko!

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Zig Justice · May 1, 2022

Forgot about the drunk accent. . o O (I'm sure it'll work out. For the better or the worse though, that's the question.)

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Michael Boettger · May 1, 2022

Ummm...Roko knows about the no posting while drunk rule, right?

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SilverbackRon · May 1, 2022

But Roko wasn't the one who posted it...

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EnterTheHero · May 1, 2022

Uh-oh. And with the full Boston accent, too.

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Joel Bateman · May 1, 2022

Oh. Oh no

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Niskara · May 1, 2022

Yay? I think we could use your help

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Carl Fink · May 1, 2022

Pretty sure they don't do time travel.