This Door Won't Open
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<3 I Jana
Is it just me, or in the framed picture on the wall, is Beeps' race number 420?
Also, DEM BOOTY SHORTS!
I'm really surprised that she didn't go with "POUND MY HOLES."
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Didn’t Melon used to have pink ears?
She used to have pink ear cups but hasn't had those in a long time.
it's cute that Roko turned the I HEart ANAL shirt inside out.
"I <3 Lana???"
I like where this is going...
Naked pillow fight!
Melon with a crank in her ear looks *amazing*!
I like how you can tell the " I <3 Anal" shirt is inside out.
I love that! Jeph, you're so smart!+
Beeps is the speed dial friend we all need.
Some tigers have a blue eye and an A EYE
Robot Sex Disco is actually just a Daft Punk cover album, and everyone is fine with that.
The creche "familly photo" of the Lemon Line...
OK, the flipped pajama *is* funny XD
Krank it, Hextech style! *Fzzzt*
I love that Beep's PJs are entirely plain, but her 'spares' are... not.
❤️ I JAVA
For a moment I thought that it was a Reverse Polish joke.
LOL I was going to ask if the shirt Roko was wearing was mirrored for some reason, but I realize she turned it inside out ~<3
It's.... an actual crank.
I am also noticing that we never got an answer to Roko's question from the previous strip.
The background bonuses here are amazing. Beeps broke the tape at a race at some point. Her awful PJ sets were prob’ly freebies from a sex toy con.
"International adult novelty convention" must be an absolute blast.
However, the crank only fits 5-sided bolts
I found the Mithraic! If Melon ever gets the Necromancer’s eyes we’re hilariously screwed.
Ok, I love _all_ of this, but by _far_ the best is Roko wearing the "I <3 ANAL" shirt inside-out.
The crank could be an adult novelty for AIs.
Is this what the Stones meant by "Start Me Up"?
took me a second, Roko IS wearing the I <3 Anal shirt, but she is wearing it inside out :D
That just means she loves Lana then
heh. the same creche makes sense all the same AI developing under the same conditions, though you have to wonder now much of Melons is an act. We know Pint size, (Who needs a new name), is a lot more serious on the inside and not as irrational as he acts for yucks. Melon for all we know could be an upper-tier hyper-intelligence that leaves her body with a version of a screensaver function to stay in contact with the "real world".. (Wait, Yay might have noticed,....) ...... Nevermind.
Soooo Yay shows up when? ;D
The blue gem is for dropping behind you if chased by Candy Crush demons.
Flawless survival horror logic is FLAWLESS!!
It is impossible for me to love Melon any more, because if I DO, my cat will sue me for divorce and they'll take at least 63 purrcent of my estate. :P
You need a better Cattorney.
Heart I LANA--sounds much better than the reverse
Is that a portrait of Beeps creche in the background? Does she has siblings a la Melon and Lemon?
Is one of them, um, what was the evil robot’s name? Corpse Witch?
I love the detail of the t-shirt tag sticking up, because it’s predictably inside out.
Four AI ladies, only two noses...
Melon's face in the last panel is a big damn mood. No thoughts, head empty
I want that for me...
I love Roko wearing the shirt inside out!
mille returns after a year. now just need her to run into brun please thanks. ive been waiting very patiently... 🙏
I love that she put the pajama shirt on inside out.
Robot Sex Disco. Is that the AI cousin of Ninja Sex Party?
Exactly what I was wondering!
AI's can opt to have a human-standard number of holes. The better models come with an orifice management utility!
Orifice 365 is the standard package, I understand. There's also the free version, LibreOrifice, which used to have another name
And Beeps is apparently a runner, judging by the picture of her breaking the finish line...and suffering doing it. Makes me wonder how much an AI can actually train vs. limits of hardware...
Now I'm imagining a scenario where the more you train, the more you can unlock the safety protocols. Prove you can use the hardware right without damaging it, and the shackles fall away.
Dos the crank hook up to Grindr?
Or a hurdy-gurdy?
do AI bodies have Anals?? since a lot don't have Noses, i figured none except a sexbot body would have one.
There are models with human-standard holes and both fewer and extra holes. Not only sex bots want to sex sometimes, after all.
A Clockwork Melon
She's getting a bit of the old round n' round.
And a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
The reasoning is sound. There's reasons why our home contains a lantern, a stereotypically-decorated firstaid kit, a claymore sword...
The crank in the ear!! Reminds me of the old joke about the second Linda Lovelace movie, the one after Deep Throat. In this second movie men screw her in the ear. It was named "Come Again?"
Was there a third movie called "I'll Keep An Eye Out For You?"
A) It’s Melon, of course you need the crank B) The fact that the “I ❤️ Anal” shirt is inside out is 👨🏻🍳💋
Well she didn't want to give people the wrong perception.
Melon face!
So… Beeps is the crazy prepared bunny ears lawyer girl now?
WOO SLIDER CRANKING
WHO IS LANA?? 🧐
Daaamn......Millefeuille those shorts ♥️
Now I need to know what "Robot Sex Disco" sounds like
or possibly "Fiasco"
Does turning an "I Heart Anal" shirt inside out count as a prolapse?
She'll be this issue's "Girl Gone Wild" in 'Prolapse Monthly.'
I see she chose the "I love anal" shirt. Very good.
I see Melon gets cranked in the ear, the way the good lord intended. . o O (Everything's better in the ear.)
No, not everything is better in the ear. Trust me on this one.
Goddamnit Beeps. Stop being so perfectly you.
love, i, lana
Sigh. A harbinger for yet another new QC character, Lana.
She turned the shirt inside out, but we could still read it :D
Bless her heart, she tried 😂
Don't forget the rare herb that fully heals you that you'll never use the entire game cause "you might need it later"
I only found the red gem
I think Mad Marie has the other ⅔ parts of the medallion.
I wonder if May, Bubbles, or Faye will show up.
Man I hope so