Ring-Tailed
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Roku presenting for us some of Jeph's best (and snarkiest) wit so far...
This is very Dead Parrot, and I love it.
Beeps is a skinny minnie!
Oh no, Jeph caught Butts Disease again
But does it show the model plate on her butt?
Beep's smile is amazing.
Genuine unfiltered delight that Roko is going to wear the dress Beeps picked out for her. So justly proud :)
JEPH WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING US LIKE THIS
I am afraid my crush on Roko is about to get much, much worse ...
I really, REALLY want to see this dress.
Hoping that putting herself on display doesn’t trigger a dysphoria episode.
I can't I believe how much I love her comments on how scared she is and then stating I'm still doing it.
as long as it covers your usb port, it's fine
You tease, Jeph!
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Speaking of dresses... I understand it is difficult to draw the exact same complicated pattern on Beeps' dress in each frame, but if it's an universe with AI, why couldn't it be an universe where those AI wear clothes with live, digital, morphing, flowing, patterns. At least that's how I'm imagining it, 'cuz that's just cool.
Alas, they're AI's but they live in a Muggle world. (No, wait...Jeph is about to show us that the dress is an AI too~~~~~~)
Yikes, when did Beeps get hot?
Bread and Lemurs: the Roko Basilisk Story.
Now I really want Yay to see Roko not-dressed in this dress... and realise some things about themselves...
Jeph's skill at teasing and trolling the fan base never fails to bring a smile to my face. I'm calling it though, tomorrow's strip is watching Steve eat some cereal.
Way back in the day, one of my brother's high-school prom dates wore a dress like that (actually probably not quite that short; my mother thought it was fine), and won at prom so definitively that some other students actually circulated a petition claiming that she had ruined their prom.
*Patreon horniness intensifies*
This is an XXS-parr- I mean dress!
The "Also yes" nearly had me in tears, this is such a good and fun comic. Also looking forward to Beeps and Roko shenanigans
Remember when she told Yay "And yet!" - same energy I think :)
🤘😍🤘 💞
You get the feeling Jeph has been spending too much time hate-reading Chickweed?
Oh if Jeph’s social media feed is any indication, it’s more than a feeling.
So today's cartoon is a ... dress rehearsal?
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C'mon Jeph, stop teasing and give us the full Chickweed treatment.
Legs? Legs? Legs?
Yeesss....
Ok. So who are they going to run into at the bar? Sven?
Hahahah this is definitely me sometimes with clothes.
We're gonna see the underwear too right?!
I wonder if the dress is black and blue, or White and gold.
depends on how drunk you are.
THAT WAS AWESOME!
The advantages of having an android body,....
This was great; five panels riffing on how short the dress was. The only riff you didn't use was the tried-and-true, "It's like a greyhound racing dress...a little too close to the hair."
And that's how Jeph invented "fan edging" as a trope...
Quick, better write the entry on tv tropes dot com.
And Roko's body dysmorphia was dissolved...
Dysmorphia definition: deformity or abnormality in the shape or size of a specified part of the body. Dysphoria definition: a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life. people always get them mixed up XD.
So when do we get part 2?
What's the good of having a butt-logo if people at the club can't see it?
lol all this and we've already seen Roko's naked butt. ~<3
i forget when
"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best"
I want a girl with a bread knife that cuts And eyes that burn like baguettes
Short skirt... with a looooong jacket side option, slung over shoulder, security blanket style?
Heck, if she gets up early and stays out late... livin' the life.
Yay gonna be jealous AF
Tease. Great big tease. :P
This is a tease strip.
Beeps appears to have human standard toes, vs what bubbles and roko displayed.
Newer model?
Look you thirsty bastards, there's a tastefully smexy Patrons only shot of Roko earlier on. Drink some water!
We Thirsty Bastards know not the meaning of the word "Quenched"
Will they make it out of the bedroom?
Roko in lemur-print panties is the most Patreon content I've ever heard
I regret that I have but one heart to give.
Maybe we will be Lucky and Deathbot 9000 will be there.
Ooh, imagine how bad it would be if Crushbot showed up, and Roko is wearing something that definitely does not provide a single scrap of security.
Oh I'm going to remember these for the next time I go to the club! I love it!
I am SO looking forward to seeing her dress! (And the resulting Rule 34 edits and fan-drawings!) ^_^
Lemur print panties. Worth a thousand words!
Also yes.
Good for Roko getting out and having a healthy social life.
Let us see it! Let us see it!
Every line of it a gem, you magnificent bastard. "Outcompeted for food" is a standout, I must agree with several other commenters here.
Getting some serious Monty Python Ex-parrot vibes from Roko here...
That's not an ex-dress, it's an XXX dress...
Thank you for the smiles.
I was waiting for her to declare "THIS ... is an ex-dress!"
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Jeph, you magnificent bastard.
Really nice exercise of language here- “abridged”, “adequate raiment” “outcompeted for food by larger nestmates”, definitely a candidate for the Alan Moore school of Asiatic writers!
"This dress was outcompeted for food by its other, larger nestmates." This line made me spray the Thai food I was eating all across my laptop's screen.
i am EXCITED
Why must I simp for every robot lady in this comic?
Like a USB, you're a compatible standard. Presumably not boarded up tho.
Jeph yes
Oh hell yes.
I love everything about this
Everybody ready for "Beeps talking to a door" week? Today: bedroom door Tomorrow: bathroom door at the bar Day after: car door outside the restaurant Final day: bedroom door again. Then Roko is back in her normal clothes, and we never saw the dress
It is either that or prepare reactions to "DAAAAAANG" tomorrow.
LET US SEE THE DRESS, JEPH! RO-KO-BUTTS! RO-KO-BUTTS!
YES! HAHAHA! YES!
It's me, I'm Sickos.
Have to admire the tension-building technique here, both for the dress and the evening out. The dress is synecdoche, really.
Oh, good. When I saw the closed door and speech bubbles I was afraid she was having an episode.
If you raise the expectations bar this high, better be able to jump.
She can't jump or she'll get ticketed for indecent exposure.
This garment has been shortened by the Federal Dress Attenuators
I find the insinuation that the federal government is capable of shortening anything completely ridiculous.
Man, Roko is hyping herself up on that dress. Beeps is always a delight. I hope she finds the thing she is good at soon.
Being a friend? Done and done.
So how long can this go on without a dress reveal? (innuendo intended) If Winslow sees her dressed like that he's going into meltdown, both literally and figuratively.
and now I want my own pair of lemur undies SO BAD
Meundies might have some
I have a dress like that. I usually wear it as a long shirt. I love it.
I have a dress that I bought and wore as a shirt before I even realized it was intended as a dress.
I smiled and laughed through most of that.
Oh just tease us some more, why don’t cha? Lol
This page is what is known as a "teaser"
So is the dress
Can't wait to see where this is going! I have a suspicion...
ok but show us the dress tho asking for a friend
Yes
Long commentary about a short dress.
You need to show us this dress. For science
Damn, Beeps be looking hella cute in that dress
Oh yesssss. Eagerly waiting for tomorrow!
"This dress is abridged" I'm going to pocket that description and use it someday
For me, it's "This X was outcompeted for food by its other, larger nestmates."
Why are they so cute
Yesssssss....!!!