She's Got Bars
99 problems but a beeps ain't one
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This makes me a bit anxious. I want things to work out for Roko, but historically, her attempts to relax or cut loose have Not Gone Well.
The Ukrainian flag in the background is a nice touch.
Beeps just has to wear blue and she's all set.
I started wondering just how old the "My name is ___ and I'm here to say" thing was, and I found this old /r/AskHistorians thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/7xlmrz/were_the_lyrics_my_name_is_and_im_here_to_say/
Than you for posting this! I learned so much!
If we’re getting a paralegal added to the cast, May I suggest this lovely character? (Ollie is welcome too of course) https://www.patreon.com/posts/thank-you-31703734
but May already has a job
I want a mix tape collaboration of Beepy Boopz and DJ Phalliz. Only real ganstas know who Im talking about.
"Stab your friends, stab them with a knife!"
When I first read the title I assumed it had to do with one of the characters’ wireless reception.
Did your face-interpretation get cleaned up here or..? ;)
Back in the boardroom, everyone suddenly starts humming Beeps' song.
This comic oddly reminds me of "My Computer Just Became Self Aware" by Trevor Moore. I really miss that guy... He was hilarious the same way Montey Python was; not everything was comedic gold, but there certainly were a lot of shiny gems.
What they need is a legal system where cases are decided by rap battles - I'd much rather hire an MC than a lawyer...
A lawyer'd be cheaper, and they take less drugs!!! ;)
If you're having bot problems I feel bad for you son.
Something something ninety-nine problems but a bot ain't one.
Rap battle between her and DJ Phalluz!
The song was catchy, Beeps, you just needed better choreography for the big dance number.
Oh, Beeps and Roko and Iris and Millefeuille and Yay, taking over the stage and covering Bangles hits.
AND Melon dammit, w/ a side of Lemon!!
Beeps rapping face is amazing.
Beeps is wrong about it being her fault, but she's probably right about the girls night out.
This will end badly….
Gregor’s is where last month’s blue and yellow lamp came from.
Well at least Roko isn't slipping into her angry accent like "Get outta heah"
So which is more likely: we get a new character as a paralegal to help Nelson or is this when we find out that Melon really is a bunny ears lawyer?
Beepatrice is the new Emily and i'm about it
Iris isn't getting any action so I guess Roko has to.
I'm still pretty sure that Roko's preferred action would be with Elliot or Clinton, and ideally both.
It's no DJ Phallus but it'll do
I like the little Ukrainian flag in the background
ISWYDT in the background, Jeph. #ukraine4ever
Слава Україні!
So since she's a robot, can she beat-box? Or would she essentially just be a drum machine at that point?
I see a bakery and a lot of $1's in Roko's future....
I'm hoping we get Secret Bakery Rave with Renee on the playlist and Elliot on the lightswitch
Sadly, May will not be able to attend karaoke night, as dropping bombs is a violation of her release agreememt
Rapping Beeps is best Beeps. You can't change my mind.
I love Beeps so much 🥺
Au contraire, Beepy Boops needs to spit many, many more bars.
We haven't been to a bar in I think twenty years, QC time...
Not counting the one Brun and Elliot work at. Come to think of it, we haven’t seen Steve since he drunk bought that boat.
So, Beepatrice Boop is her full name?
Beepatrice Newfriend. She's Yay's cousin.
It's still better than the Jetsons Rap 🤷🏻♂️
excuse you, the WHAT
Sounds like a trip to a French bakery is in order...
DJ Boopy Beepz?
Technically, she's an MC, unless perhaps she is Jamaican.
Call her Marlborobot, cause she's smokin