Wedding Party
extremely proud of that panty drop line
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It occurs to me that pintsize could be talking about marten or Claires moms...
Wait for the panty drop.
So, uh… When are we getting AI Romance Hospital strips? Patreon bonus content?
I have a feeling that the wedding might be the seed for the event. We need to get Netflix's attention!
OK, but like, getting into a first-to-click war w/ an AI seems like a losing proposition :)
Claire in the last frame is definitely https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsideGlance
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Excellent diacritics!
love the implication that she's bragged to marten about how fast they sell out
As far as she is concerned, there is no such thing as Too Much Information.
I love how banal Martin was to Pintsize in the final panel.
Best way to deal with him, really.
😂😹🤣😂🥳😹😂
You're right to be proud of the line you dropped.
brb checking Topatoco's "other" section
Bottomatoco?
Why, exactly, does Martin know that?
Same reason he knows about naked cowboy smoothie payouts. Veronica is very open about her revenue streams.
Veronica Vance: Absolute Legend
This dialogue is 🔥
Technicality: does the underwear have to be actually used, or can it simply belong to someone else?
Hey. Where are your daily eyes? ;)
The old and new are pretty straightforward. The borrowed is for fertility which through most of human history has been the overwhelming anxiety of brides. The blue is because the color blue is held in many cultures to ward off evil spirits. The one I'm wondering about is where will they find silver sixpences to put in their shoes?
Hiring several celebrity impersonators to come to the wedding dressed as the former vice president is going to be pretty sixpensive.
NOSE GOES!
New panties just dropped.
How many layers is that woman wearing?!
Pintsize should ask Aurelia
That reminds me, we haven't seen Mommy Dommest in a while.
Sign up for her website, and you'll see as much of her as you want.
So according to Insider dot com: Something Old: provide protection for the bride’s baby Something new: no clue; perhaps just a rhyming device Something Borrowed: Something another happy bride has already worn. “Some sources also say the garment was meant to ward off the evil eye… presumably leave the woman barren.” Hence the undergarments from someone who already had children because “clothes ‘communicate fertility to the bride.’” Something blue: another evil eye ward Last line of the poem is “sixpence in her shoe” prosperity ward or symbol, like the red envelopes 🧧 given out at the Chinese New Year.
Sixpences also used to be silver and had that metal's protective mojo, too...
It is good to know that he can talk to his mom about her work.
It's probably more like him going "la la la not enough brain bleach" to drown her out every once in a while...
The fact that Martin both knows that about his mum, and that he can blithely share it in conversation is part of why he is officially the coolest cast-member in the comic.
Maybe Marten is why everyone else has no chill. He's a chill-sink.
"Oh, Claire" is not just a city in Wisconsin.
Kinda afraid to learn what "something blue" is meant to represent, then.
In many parts of the world the color blue is said to ward off evil spirits. This was particularly important for newly married couples to ensure a good start to their new life and, most importantly, to protect their future children. Yeah. that was the source of a lot of wedding traditions. Fertility and children who survive. We take a lot for granted living in a low infant mortality era.
What did Claire think would happen after sharing that fact?
She sought to get the rise, but was risen. Common in a true group of friends.
I’m honestly shocked Martin’s mom’s panties last that long online.
This is just how long it takes to get through the payment portal.
Oh, so Marten's mom is still in the business. Good to know. And Claire's "bleah" face.
You mean Blep face.
In the end, was that fact really fun
Marten both making it weirder and mundane.
Considering his parentage, that is really on-message for him.
As well you should be. It's an excellent line
Came here to say the same thing