She went part Zoidberg. That's a slippery slope.

It happens to me when I'm drinking from a straw too

How many ounces in the WTF size?

So, you're saying your food is problematic?

I believe it's the same thing with someone talking about the way you breath. The moment you read about inhaling and exhaling air, you become self conscious and you control your breathing instead of just doing it as an automatism. Now whoever reads this is doing it too.

Classic Centipede's Dilemma there. Poor Hanners (and Jeph).

If ever the phrase 'over-thinking the problem' seemed apt...

Man, sorry to hear that Jeph. I pretty much have every symptom of major anxiety besides the self-consciousness while eating, so I can't relate to that specifically. It's hella bad though, I hope you can manage okay.

Oh, Hanners.