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March 27, 2022

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Comments (66)

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Jim Feldman · March 28, 2022

I mean she was only just DNA stalking him,

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Esca Makes · March 28, 2022

I didn't read this as Claire being jealous - rather concerned that Willow is going to murder him.

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OldGoat · March 27, 2022

God damn it, Claire! He loves you! Don't pull a Dora and fuck it up with jealous insecurity.

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Peter McDevitt · March 28, 2022

she's definitely insecure but her boyfriend just walked in with another woman talking about eating ass. Everybody's kind of an idiot here.

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alphanor · March 27, 2022

Yes, Claire is a little over the top here.

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Randall Norman Pick · March 27, 2022

While Hanners wasn't in her normal frame of mind she wasn't exactly pushing herself on to Marten, Claire.

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Mike O'Dell · March 27, 2022

All out of bright green paint??

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Vince Averello · March 27, 2022

Willow looks like a younger less cranky Faye

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Mark · March 27, 2022

Claire, that's basically how Marten met _all_ his friends (except maybe that one that eats cereal all the time).

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KingAtticus · March 27, 2022

Oh yeah! Forgot about him. Hope he’s eating cereal right now

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Brooks Moses · March 27, 2022

After reading the original Hannelore-meets-Marten storyline, I'm kind of thinking that knowing how they met is WHY Claire is so concerned about this.

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Mad Marie · March 27, 2022

Wow…Hannelore…smoked?!

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Absentia · March 27, 2022

i mean, tbf, it wasn't exactly Marten's choice.

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ValdVin · March 27, 2022

Nor Clinton's choice beforehand.

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Darnel D Cooper · March 27, 2022

Whoa. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=515 I went and looked: 1. Forgot ALL about Darcy. 2. Hanners was more worldly than I remembered. 3. Faye was still a hot mess then. 4. Is as dependable as the tides. (Marten)Takes a lot to weird him out.

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Populuxe · March 27, 2022

Yeah, Hanners character took a lot of fine-tuning to get right. But to Jeph’s credit, he did the work and it paid off.

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Thisguy · March 27, 2022

I wonder. If Willow was a man, would this have the same reaction?

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Absentia · March 27, 2022

probably.

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warbek · March 27, 2022

This is the kind of tension I love to see tbh, good people can still have character flaws like social obliviousness or insecurity

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · March 27, 2022

how are adults <i>supposed</i> to make friends

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Michael Chui (Duiker) · March 27, 2022

The comments section on Patreon threads, obviously.

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TV4Fun · March 27, 2022

Hi Claire, welcome to Questionable Content. You must be new here.

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Darnel D Cooper · March 27, 2022

Hmmmn. (Part two) It occurs to me that Willow coud be pulling a "Palpateen". That Sith Lord had EVERYONE FOOLED. (Of course, this is as ridiculous as Jar Jar Binks being a Sith Lord,....)

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Shane Wegner · March 27, 2022

Darth Darth Binks is a superb fan theory I wish was true. Tricking people by acting the fool they expect to see is delightfully evil.

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Drazi · March 27, 2022

You would have called the police on Marten for being in the ladies room? Claire, I love you, but as a fellow trans lady I think that's kinda judgy. Don't be that person.

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Huntokar · March 27, 2022

Pretty sure Claire's referring to Hannelore's behavior when first meeting Marten as being police-worthy, not Marten's presence in the women's restroom

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Darnel D Cooper · March 27, 2022

Hmmmn. Stand down Claire,... Willow appears to be clueless about these things in ref to herself. Look both ways when you cross the street......

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Andrew · March 27, 2022

Look, as a guy in his early 30's I kinda wish a person would show up out of nowhere and we become friends.

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Dan Curtis · March 27, 2022

Hey new friend

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Ray Cornwall · March 27, 2022

Where can I bet that Willow will be Marten's next gf? Is there a webcomics betting desk I can use? Because this feels like foreshadowing.

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Miyaa · March 27, 2022

I think it’s more likely Willow & Iris will be dating than Willow & Marten. Or that Willow is aromatic and that opens up an Iris & Pintsize pairing which would be the sign that the apocalypse has arrived in Northampton.

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Eldritch Insights · March 27, 2022

Claire, have you met your boyfriend? He's not in control of his social circle, friends just HAPPEN to him.

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MiqoRems · March 27, 2022

No joke, off the top of my head I think Pintsize and Steve are the only two friends he currently has that weren't inflicted on him brute force

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Thisguy · March 27, 2022

And if Claire had called the police on Hannelore, Hanner’s mother would probably have funnier Claire’s life. So just as well she wasn’t around back then.

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Jamal Taylor · March 27, 2022

Dang, OG QC is nostalgic af. Kinda miss the old style

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Dean Reilly · March 27, 2022

It's not easy making new friends as an adult, Claire.

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Yelling Bird · March 27, 2022

Has Marten ever met anyone any other way?

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Thisguy · March 27, 2022

Ah, it’s all cool. Neither of you know it yet but she’s Hannelore and Marigold’s yoga instructor. Also, she knows Bubbles and Faye. So All Martin is doing is closing circles. And anything Claire does to stop that will make her look bad later.

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David Johnson · March 27, 2022

This seems a little out of character for Claire but I'm fine with it if it leads to some drama and character development. QC characters are so chill, they never have petty fights, dug-in positions, or escalated consequences from misunderstandings. Everyone is super cool and honest and earnest and understanding. All of the will-they/won't-they plotlines either end with an emphatic "they did" or an emphatic "they didn't and never will and they're friends still and everything is copacetic". Color me basic but I wouldn't mind a little more drama. Then again, maybe I'm still butthurt about the bit with Yay talking shit about a corporate worker bee named Dave.

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KCkittysnores · March 27, 2022

Dude, you’ve completely blocked out Dora and Marten’s entire relationship, haven’t you. See also Faye hitting alcoholic rock bottom. And… all those things happened like a decade ago. Wow.

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Elberik · March 27, 2022

Willow is out-of-panel so she's not aware of what's happening atm. Claire clearly doesn't know she's in a webcomic.

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Andrew · March 27, 2022

Yes... all part of Willow's master plan to sow distrust. I mean, it couldn't possibly be that she's just a nice friendly person, far too obvious!

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AlexisLeBluer · March 27, 2022

Oh boi, is this gonna be a Dora type moment building up? Idk. Just Claire's reaction reminded me of it.

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Dan Curtis · March 27, 2022

I don't think so, I think its less jealousy and more concern about the alarmingly quick rate which willow decided they would be friends.

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Tatiana · March 27, 2022

They both came to a Cafe together it's not like they've made future plans. I'm not sure why Claire is freaking out. At this point I'd say they are just friendly.

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darklion · March 27, 2022

"Someone call the fire department, because she's so hot she's on FIRE."

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Rich Holmes · March 27, 2022

Claire, you're saying this is weird? Have you actually looked at your universe lately?

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Alan Wiggs · March 27, 2022

Would she be more or less suspicious if she knew she's like, the last main character to meet Willow

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Amy ☣ · March 27, 2022

I love Claire, I really do, but she absolutely has not adapted to the weirdness quotient of Martin's social circles yet.

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runrin · March 27, 2022

acab

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Clifton Royston · March 27, 2022

Assigned Claire-ity At Birth?

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Tannerbot · March 27, 2022

Ah, right, you don't know how I've been making friends for the past two decades...

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Michael Boettger · March 27, 2022

Is Claire catching a kind of SWF vibe from Willow? Because she has a point. As bless her for being so protective. If Willow were to show up at the apartment, there'd be Faye and Bubbles to contend with.

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Bill Silvia · March 27, 2022

I can not figure out what you mean by SWF here.

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Wynn Donivan · March 27, 2022

Several good distressed Claire faces in this one.

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Bill Silvia · March 27, 2022

Next panel: "You know I can hear you two, right?"

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Cody Renton · March 27, 2022

Claire makes a fair point but does she know nothing about how Marten's social circle happened?

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Fart Captor · March 27, 2022

Lol, she's not wrong

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Darth Hypno · March 27, 2022

Can someone who knows this comic better than I do post the link to how he met hannelore?

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Bill Silvia · March 27, 2022

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=515

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Andrea Andrew · March 27, 2022

I’ve never seen Claire like this before.

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Ack · March 27, 2022

She has a certain amount of insecurity that pops up occasionally. Marten's usually good at keeping it in check.

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Michael · March 27, 2022

And much of this comic wouldn't have happened.

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Daniel S · March 27, 2022

Marten’s standard for weird is so incredibly different from most people that this doesn’t even register for him

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schmod · March 27, 2022

Yeah, well.... when you live with Pintsize and Faye.......

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