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Paddlin'
March 16, 2022

Paddlin'

merit badge for summoning demons

Comments (43)

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George Wilson · March 17, 2022

One of my favorite things in night time canoeing. So many crazy things have happened doing that. True, it can be dangerous but that is what makes it fun.

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KingAtticus · March 16, 2022

So we know exactly what sort of counselor Claire would be, and this revelation was to nobody’s surprise 🤓

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kk · March 16, 2022

Jeph is making an Analogy. https://www.oglaf.com/canoe/

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Frank Wales · March 16, 2022

Find a comic character who looks at you the way Tai looks at Dora in panel two

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Dypstych · March 16, 2022

What about *supervised* night canoeing? If you could get a counselor to go along with it, does that make it better?

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Brooks Moses · March 16, 2022

It's at least considerably less risky if you have someone to call for help and provide a locating light.

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Halloween Jack · March 16, 2022

Unsupervised night canoeing is dangerous, but also wonderful. Ask me how I know. (Spoiler alert: I did it.)

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Robin Kuehn · March 16, 2022

But did you know!? https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/love-boats-the-delightfully-sinful-history-of-canoes/

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Rictusempra · March 16, 2022

Ok that was fascinating!

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Trip Space-Parasite · March 16, 2022

Makes me think of the Blood Pact Scouts from Nightvale.

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Hugh Eckert · March 16, 2022

Tai's expression in panel 2... <3

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Pejo · March 16, 2022

I missed that! Glad you pointed it out. 😊

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Ted Van Roekel · March 16, 2022

Paddling a canoe. *snorts* I wonder if that still means what it used to.

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Mad Marie · March 16, 2022

Along that line of thought, what would “up the creek without a paddle” mean?

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Eric Sieck · March 16, 2022

Dora, aren't you like five years older than Tai? Not a huge deal if you're both in your 20s but if they were in scouts at the same time then meeting then would probably make a future relationship impossible.

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Todd Ellner · March 16, 2022

Or at least a felony

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Mad Marie · March 16, 2022

The goth scout cookies are made from real girl scouts.

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Jeffrey Anderson · March 16, 2022

Wednesday Addams would approve.

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Hambone Fakenamington · March 16, 2022

Canoedling It was going to bother me if I didn't type it.

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Stephen Wells · March 16, 2022

Thank you for your service. Somebody had to throw themselves onto the live pun to save the rest of us.

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Chris Reed (aka Animeraider) · March 16, 2022

"Unsupervised Night Canoeing" would make for a GREAT album title.

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Andrew · March 16, 2022

Canoeing... hur hur

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Unkn0wabl3 · March 16, 2022

Canoeing without permission? That’s a paddlin’

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Sean Kinlin · March 16, 2022

Ah, yes. Fond memories of singing campfire songs like "This Corrosion" and "Bela Lugosi's Dead."

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Marc Moskowitz · March 16, 2022

They sound great on the counselor's all-black electric autoharp.

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Miyaa · March 16, 2022

I know enough from Goth TikTok that the woodworking badge has to do with coffin making, science badges involves mortuary work (among others), and there’s at least two mechanical badges involving repairing a hearse and knowing if a hearse can maneuver through the Jack in the Box or Dunkin’ Donuts drive through.

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Daniel S · March 16, 2022

She's been to camp. She knows what happens when you take a canoe out at night.

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Crushogre · March 16, 2022

Sneakin' away to smooch the goth scouts? That's a paddlin'

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Todd Ellner · March 16, 2022

One of the best parts with those self-possessed take-no-nonsense women being all stern and concerned....

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Zig Justice · March 16, 2022

Paddlin' the camp canoe? That's a paddlin'. Smoochin' all the other scouts? That's a paddlin'. . o O (Although that would be a popular activity for some, now that I that I consider it.)

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Alex Borders · March 16, 2022

I confess, that's where my mind went as well. I mean, Goth Scouts? There's considerable overlap in the Goth and BDSM communities. But then my brain seized up. 'Cause, well, Scouts. Underage. Ick.

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Andy Kailhofer · March 16, 2022

Goths can bake. It is known.

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Todd Ellner · March 16, 2022

I have yet to meet one who could

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Douglas E. Smith · March 16, 2022

As a longtime camp kid and counselor I can see both sides to this argument.

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Todd Ellner · March 16, 2022

I mostly see Claire's. Explaining drowned tweens and teens to parents and attorneys is always a pain

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Michael Boettger · March 16, 2022

Claire is right on this one. You never know what is hiding under the surface.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 16, 2022

I misread the title to this one. My bad. I thought it said "Paladin." Now I have the them song to "Have Gun Will Travel" running through my ears.

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Joel Bateman · March 16, 2022

Claire, my dude. I think they're fucking with you.

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Fart Captor · March 16, 2022

She's no dude and I'm fully confident that Tai really did wanna make out with ALL of them 😤

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Rob McBobson · March 16, 2022

Oh, if only all wedding panic could be solved with a breakaway tutu and shorts...

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Alan Wiggs · March 16, 2022

I prefer to believe Goth Scouts aren't real and they're just doing a bit to see how long Claire plays along

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Nicolas Demers · March 16, 2022

But in the QCverse, who knows? Maybe the existence of Goth Scouts is a side effect of the Singularity

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R L · March 16, 2022

They K N E W