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The Tree Knows Where The Apple Has Fallen
March 7, 2022

The Tree Knows Where The Apple Has Fallen

8/10 would be a CPA job

Comments (48)

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Paul Hodges · March 8, 2022

I happen to love this guy. I'm a little nervous about how much I *identify* with him...

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ValdVin · March 8, 2022

"While you were becoming Burger Oni, I studied how to be your old man who's not completely out of touch."

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VoxOrbisBrad · March 8, 2022

I am convinced that May's bustline changes with her mood. When she says, "I like your dad", she's _definitely_ increased in cup size by one or two.

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Stephen Wells · March 7, 2022

"I was fine with the choking, let's change the subject"

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Darnel D Cooper · March 7, 2022

I still want May to convince the reformed slime boy to get back with her. He deserves her for growing up. May also deserves good w/o penalty. EVERYBODY ELSE IS HAPPY EVEN PINTSIZE. (Btw,... is he going to change his name, since y'know, "Pintsize" was a descriptor that no longer fits.)

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Nulgar · March 7, 2022

Maybe it fits in certain... parts?

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Brad Kirkwood · March 7, 2022

I swear May has found the boob slider for her new body and is slowly and gradually edging it up so people don't notice

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jonesnori · March 7, 2022

Except we are all noticing!

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Todd Ellner · March 7, 2022

Mar-Mar takes after her Dad bigtime

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Sparky · March 7, 2022

Dad approved here

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Andrew Mitchell · March 7, 2022

Oh, I like her dad too! What a guy.

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W H Sparkman · March 7, 2022

Nice mommy milkers on the AI

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Shane Wegner · March 7, 2022

It’s not hot tub streaming. …I’m not personally against hot tub streams or anything. May can cameo. I dunno what I’d actually consider a weird stream. ASMR streams maybe.

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Buck Caldwell · March 7, 2022

Most ASMR streams, I agree with you. All the ear-licking shit is just weird. Head scratching, though, just tingles the fuck out of me and is very relaxing. Like anything, it's all in the performer.

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SpookyPenguin · March 7, 2022

10/10 would be an economist on CNN

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FuzzyDragon Cosplay · March 7, 2022

The really good CPA’s get to fight monsters and collect the bounty’s on them.

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jonesnori · March 7, 2022

Nobody told me! Though I did catch a fraudster once.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · March 7, 2022

The dad’s secret weapon: actually getting it

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Marc Pengryffyn · March 7, 2022

Reminds me how surprised all our friends were when we gave our daughter a 'normal' name.

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Mad Marie · March 7, 2022

With your last name, you are clearly not a muggle, and I’m betting that the daughter’s name is most likely Penelope. Yes. Very normal. -_-

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Uniquitous · March 7, 2022

@Mad Marie just combat. Otherwise May seems down for a no-strings good time.

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Tyler · March 7, 2022

I swear May's tits get bigger every page she's in

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Angela Cesnik · March 7, 2022

Thats what I thought!

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Uniquitous · March 7, 2022

Huh. May's not Bubbles-level, but she's a big'un. I wouldn't tangle with her lightly.

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Mad Marie · March 7, 2022

Are you referring to physical combat, or the above comments about a potential ‘ship?

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Yelling Bird · March 7, 2022

So is Mar's Dad single? I could see him and May becoming a thing.

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Chris Warren · March 7, 2022

Until we see proof of wife, I'm assuming he's free to date robot girls.

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Absentia · March 7, 2022

He knows his daughter.

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Chris Warren · March 7, 2022

May needs to start dating Mar's dad.

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William Cole · March 7, 2022

Oh god, that would get weird

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Ashley Thomas · March 7, 2022

i like her dad. he seems supportive.

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Mad Marie · March 7, 2022

Bonus points for the Ukraine-colored lamp

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Pejo · March 7, 2022

Oh nice! Good catch. It's upside down (the sky is below the wheat on the lamp) but still counts. 🇺🇦

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Cory Rowley · March 7, 2022

Does anyone else imagine Mar's dad having a very Midwestern accent?

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BobC · March 7, 2022

I stick with the metric metric.

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Miyaa · March 7, 2022

Pouting May is the best May.

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Hakurei06 · March 7, 2022

But does he understand Steampunk?

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Christof Ley (Bradley) · March 7, 2022

Dude probably played Shadowrun back in the day. Close enough

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Darth Hypno · March 7, 2022

Mays chest disappeared in the second panel and reappeared in the last panel. It doesn't just disappear if you cross your arms

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Jennifer Doyle · March 7, 2022

No, but they do get squished down - you can see her cleavage deepen. It's hard enough to cross my arms over my boobs - I wouldn't want to draw it.

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Elberik · March 7, 2022

Having an anime obsessed gamer for a daughter, I'm sure he has been made aware of all sorts of weird stuff.

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Some Ed · March 7, 2022

Including steampunk. God damn it.

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Tannerbot · March 7, 2022

This is good dad energy.

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Bill Silvia · March 7, 2022

Marigold's dad is unexpectedly chill. Or he just likes to keep us guessing.

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Michael Boettger · March 7, 2022

May has given her seal of approval.

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R L · March 7, 2022

I like Mar's old man, that's for sure.

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Peter McDevitt · March 7, 2022

so, a Mari-gold standard.

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R L · March 7, 2022

Pete.