Yoga Of Doom
Iris is AWFUL
I love her
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I did Iris's attitude. >.>;;
I love QC, but I feel like the “human gets diarrhea” joke has been used a few too many times at this point
butt consider: poop jokes are funny
I can't find the comic where Iris talks about being a groundskeeper. Anyone know what number it is?
"On the upside, she's lost ten pounds."
Shouldn’t an AI be able to essentially become an expert in any topic (yoga in this case) by downloading and installing an instructional program?
Yes, but there are laws about that, lest the economy implode.
Iris may be my new favorite, though curmudgeon Marigold definitely remains in the running.
Both of those final-frame faces remind me of Alice Grove
Please can iris step on me???
queen
Well, seems we're learning a little something about Hanners here...
Namnaste.
I feel like Iris and Pintsize were made for each other
it would be ok, because he likes the abuse
Lol Iris is fantastic and terrible.
Iris : "I don't want to be here. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't give two shits about you and will be a dangerous waste of your time and money."
Marigold: "I have developed enough self respect to know I deserve better."
That's a... relatable reaction to a stranger being mean to you 😂😅
Iris is the kind of person who's a cunt, and wonders why nobody wants to hang out.
I suspect she knows she's a cunt, and appreciates it's why no-one wants to hang out, tbh. The abrasiveness seems quite deliberate.
I like Iris. She's my kind of blunt
Okay, I love Iris.
I think this ends with Hanners and Marigold dragging Iris to Union Robotics in two, possibly three pieces, because she got exasperated trying to show someone an exercise and went way past her chassis' design limits.
Isn’t robot yoga unsafe for humans to practice? Be afraid. Be very afraid.
My first thought is that a bad robot must have hurt Iris and that's why she might be cranky and that probably says more about me than a fictional character.
After watching JJ Abrams’ work, I sometimes feel like a Bad Robot has beaten me up.
One of the videos was some cute puppies, and the other was a cooking lesson. But it will probably be fine.
Thank you for answering the question I came here to ask. :)
🥰🤤🤘😸🤘
Level up!
Iris probably has GIGs of images of Australian wild life she loves, sorted in a specific and refuses to tell anyone. Iris probably buys girl scout cookies because she believes in the cause and that's why she's broke. Iris probably registered her copy of WinRAR. Iris probably meticulously recycles everything possible, including obsolete electronics. I say probably because Iris is not my character, so I dunno, maybe you shouldn't believe a post from someone who clearly isn't the author.
As someone with a registered copy of WinRAR, and who over the holidays recycled a couple bags full of obsolete electronics including a Larscom Access-T3, I feel seen. Disquietingly so.
I'd rather have Iris than some cheerful, infinitely flexible YogaBot5000 who chirps affirmations while twisting herself into literal knots.
perhaps the spider bot…what’s their name?
There's far too many characters in this dang comic that I wanna date and not enough who are real so it is possible for me to date them 😤
Time to start writing the QC dating sim?
Hanners you realize that's just your unconscious feeling disdainful mom vibes as love from her, right?
Sadly, she does not. If she were real I would see bad relationships and abuse in her future
One of the videos was “Squid Games Yoga”. Red light - hold that pose.
Did Iris ever do any work for… …Aperture Science? 😀 😃
So is Iris named after the flower? (Maybe her people are cousins of the named-after-fruit clan of Melon and Lemon?) Or is she named after the device that controls how much light enters a camera? Also known as the ... aperture?
It leads me to wonder if Iris is so cranky that even Yay will be concerned about her. Nah, that's crazy talk; with Faye, Bubs, and others around, Iris can't get too far out of control.
So what would Iris eat if she needed an unscheduled day off?
a byte of something will do hyuk hyuk hyuk
it's that burrito, I tell you.
She didn’t understand the full ramifications of the flavor on the label: “A spiritual cleanse”
Things are getting unexpected!
Oh no. Oh no no no.
Oh yes
Honestly, I could use a yoga instructor like Iris.
I’d imagine an AI could easily install software that would make them entirely qualified to lead yoga, but Iris was just like “nah, fuck that.”
Keanu Reeves: “I know Chair Pose!”
The Dark Souls of Yoga
Nah, that's an incredibly intense instructor who won't tell you how to do anything, just what you're doing wrong and constantly insists on pushing you to your limits, but is also extremely good at figuring out where your limits are. Iris is more like one of those half-baked Steam games that claims to be a survival-crafter in development but mostly just has landscape, some trees, and fall damage.
Willow really should have known that Iris is wholly unqualified to teach yoga!
Willow is not at her best right now, due to being mostly inside-out.
I think I ship Iris and Yay now.
I'm not seeing Iris saved by the love of a good Omega-level Machine Intelligence.
So, Iris is the new May. Got it.
Valid
She's like a horrible combination of Faye and Dora. The cruelest part of each.
This is how I used to teach yoga.
Can’t wait to see what unexpected twist *this* leads to.
Besides ankles?
Iris is who I want to be when I grow up
I can see Hanners and Iris getting along well, like Faye and Bubbles beforehand.
I can get behind this ship
I love Iris. She would be the perfect Coffee of Doom employee.
I disagree. Iris is missing one crucial detail that will forever keep her from being the perfect Coffee of Doom employee. Job satisfaction. Even if she worked there, she wouldn't enjoy her job. As such, Rovak Stas would make a better Coffee of Doom employee. He has a lot of job satisfaction. Of course, his commute to and from work might be especially problematic, and it's possible he'd be a bit *too* harsh on some of the customers.
I prefer soft apathy
YAY BITCHBOT 5000 XL IS BACK
That is not the XL model. Look at her.
Uh, did we just learn something about Hanners?
I think we knew that....
Tag yourself, I’m Hanners completely missing the red flags
I'm Iris, begrudgingly taking on tasks for which I'm unsuited because no one else would, but I'm not going to, you know, care.