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Trick Questioning
January 24, 2022

Trick Questioning

oat milk is pretty decent imo

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Lisa · January 25, 2022

Oat milk is A++ for convenience. Super easy to make -- just blend oats + water and strain out the solids. All the raw ingredients are non-perishable, so as long as you have oatmeal in your pantry and a sink that provides potable water, you can have on-demand milk without having to buy it within a tight expiration date. I'm not trained as a barista and can't comment on how well home-made oatmilk steams, but it's great for my needs.

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Mad Marie · January 25, 2022

So I have been told that oat steams up the best when making lattes and such, so it has become a fairly common alternative offering at coffee shops.

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Rachel · January 25, 2022

Whaaa I don’t get it, oat milk tastes just like bread to me??? There’s no way I wouldn’t know the difference 😭

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Mel · January 24, 2022

Unintentional Triangle Test

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Ashley Ja · January 24, 2022

Lol as an avid lover of all things dairy, I promise you that I have bought non-dairy ice cream by accident or gotten a messed up Starbucks order and I can ALWAYS tell something is wrong. I will say it's not always the flavor that gives it away.....usually more of like a texture issue. Other stuff is not as thick/creamy/fatty (yeah, don't give me skim either, bleh).

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Ash/e · January 24, 2022

i don't disagree, but the right oat milk can actually be quite creamy. I usually get whole milk but I've thought Oatly is pretty decent, and if I were really distracted I might take a few sips to notice

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Onna · January 24, 2022

Panel 4 Marigold is so damn cute! 😍

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Alan · January 24, 2022

I got legitimate feels from this. May has a job she likes & money for her own wardrobe. She's happy. Now we need a romantic subplot where it's My Fair Lady or Cyrano with her trying not to be a shitgoblin.

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Todd Ellner · January 24, 2022

Why Does everyone always have to have a romantic subplot? What is wrong with a character having other things to do in life?

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Noodle Puppet · January 24, 2022

I love oat milk 😍

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Tommm · January 24, 2022

If you make porridge with oat milk it is….?

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Technoir · January 24, 2022

we've tried a couple oat milks...and i didn't like either of them. might have to keep looking...

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Tommm · January 24, 2022

Yup i was surprised, all the other “milks“ taste horrible, but oats is my viable alternative to cow juice.

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Runtripfall · January 24, 2022

I might have to give oat milk a try. Even if like soy milk there is no oat titty so it should be oat juice.

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melloncollic · January 24, 2022

I'm not lactose intolerant and not vegan and still enjoy oat milk (the barista type) in my coffee because it tastes the best in my opinion.

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Darnel D Cooper · January 24, 2022

And now I need to go buy a box of Captain Crunch and a carton of Oat Milk. (sigh)

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SpookyPenguin · January 24, 2022

I hope they don't run out, they might have to resort to the dog's milk. Nothing wrong with dog's milk. . Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

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JourneymanWizard · January 24, 2022

Best 'o all, ya can't tell when it goes off, dog's milk

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Robert Rappoport · January 24, 2022

I really hope that we're beginning a gag where May's boobs get bigger every time she goes off-scene.

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Alan · January 24, 2022

Legend has it, that's what DC comics artist Wally Wood did with Power Girl until someone noticed.

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Daniel S · January 24, 2022

Oh great now Marigold's going to be twice as caffeinated.

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Bagge · January 24, 2022

TREMBLE MORTALS!

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Pejo · January 24, 2022

There's a whole lotta boob in this comic

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Chelsea · January 24, 2022

I think all the well-endowed characters have been getting more endowed with each passing year. By 2025, Marigold, Faye, and May will be 80% boob by volume

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Miyaa · January 24, 2022

How long before May figures out if Marigold’s milkshake brings all the nerds to her yard?

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Sparky · January 24, 2022

I like the oat milk

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Rich Holmes · January 24, 2022

She should try porcupine milk.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 24, 2022

How do you milk a porcupine? Very carefully

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Jekotia · January 24, 2022

On my phone screen in the meh-res email previews, I was reading "oat" as "cat" in the previous comic and was very confused.

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Dean Reilly · January 24, 2022

Dora gets up at dawn every day to milk the cats herself!

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Bagge · January 24, 2022

May should* brainstorm these tings with Pintsize. *) as in shouldn't

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James Olson · January 24, 2022

I gotta call shenanigans on this one. Oat milk is fine, but it definitely does not taste the same as cow milk. Is this a "suspending disbelief because this is a comic where AIs exist, and maybe in this universe they do in fact taste the same" situation, or a "Claire did in fact put the same milk in both coffees" double reverse psychology experiment?

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Some Ed · January 24, 2022

I mean, from Dora's perspective, it was all about the upsell, right? That said, I'd like to think that May watched and paid attention to which cup was which.

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Carl Fink · January 24, 2022

Beverage-related point: They sell lactose-free dairy products, treated with an enzyme that converts the milk sugar into glucose. Will someone with common sense and a lot of chill (Marten?) finally point this out after a huge, pointless argument?

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Some Ed · January 24, 2022

It depends on exactly what is the problem for Marigold. If it's lactose, maybe that will work. If it's other stuff, like milk fats or whey protein, it won't. I mean, sure, lactose intolerance may be more common, but the only testing I ever hear about does not separate out the dairy components, so it only really identifies dairy intolerance, rather than specifically identifies lactose intolerance.

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Dylan Williams · January 24, 2022

Now, a clever woman would put the oat milk into her own goblet because she would know that only a great fool would reach for what she was given. I am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the coffee in front of you...But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the coffee in front of me.

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OldGoat · January 24, 2022

The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

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Yelling Bird · January 24, 2022

So May is tricking Marigold into drinking a frothy liquid... I'm gonna have to go meditate to keep HIM at bay...

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Marc Pengryffyn · January 24, 2022

I had a friend who always said I made his tea too strong, so I finally gave him a cup of hot water with milk and sugar, and he said it was perfect.

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Rob McBobson · January 24, 2022

One guy at work did that with spicy chips. There were two bowls, and a warning sign saying one of the bowls held super-spicy habanero chips and the other one didn't, so choose carefully. I tried both bowls. Turns out, habanero or not, both of them were super spicy!

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Some Ed · January 24, 2022

I could see that going several ways: - one bowl had super spicy habanero chips, the other had regular habanero chips. - one bowl had habanero chips, the other had Trinidad moruga scorpion chips, Naga Viper chips, Infinity chilli chips, ghost pepper chips, or tien tsin chile pepper chips - one bowl had habanero chips, the other had regular chips lightly sprayed with pepper spray.

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Andrew · January 24, 2022

Tomorrows test: Oat milk, Goat milk, and Got milk?

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Todd Ellner · January 24, 2022

Oat, goat, got and stoat

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Barty · January 24, 2022

Oat milk is almost as good as regular milk coffee and matcha and way better than soy or almond.

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Ever Growing · January 24, 2022

I drink vanilla silk, it taste like a milkshake

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Lil' Peepers' crime boner loves a jingly pocket! · January 24, 2022

How is it for cereal and such?

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RobZ · January 24, 2022

Oat milk is also the most environmentally friendly dairy alternative

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Todd Ellner · January 24, 2022

Barley milk is about the same

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Sean Kinlin · January 24, 2022

Marigold suspects that both cups contain iocaine powder.

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William Cole · January 24, 2022

That gambit has been added to the list of classic blunders.

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Finvaara · January 24, 2022

haha! glorious!

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Vilinda · January 24, 2022

Oat milk is coffee is pretty awesome.

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Cougar Draven · January 24, 2022

How tall is May, I wonder.

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Elberik · January 24, 2022

Amazon height

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Joseph Bonnar · January 24, 2022

Wait wait wait... We're all missing something important here. May looks genuinely respectable, like a well dressed office worker.

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Captain Button · January 24, 2022

She is doing a lot better now that she doesn't have to deal with that Hot Gulp machine.

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Elberik · January 24, 2022

My favorite part is still that sweater

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BobC · January 24, 2022

I've been trying to place May's outfit, and I just realized it looks to be straight out of a Mad Men episode.

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Captain Button · January 24, 2022

I was thinking of the Martian dressed as a fake human woman in "Mars Attacks!"

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Bill Silvia · January 24, 2022

Having only tried one brand, oat milk tastes the most tasteless to me.

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Fart Captor · January 24, 2022

I wish I could be on the bewb crewb already but HRT is SO SLOW and so for now I can only admire from afar and think jubbily thoughts 😌

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Drazi · January 24, 2022

Same, same. I need to get back on HRT first 🤞

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Potato Moses · January 24, 2022

Milk protein allergy checking in, I've only had plant based milk for the past 14 years. Oat milk tastes like cereal milk and exceedingly odd in coffee to me. It's popularity perplexes me.

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Bill Silvia · January 24, 2022

I can see it being popular from the POV that the three most popular types of milk all contain major allergens and I think coconut is more expensive.

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Michael Boettger · January 24, 2022

Good Job Claire. Allowed May's test to go forward whilst not endangering Marbear.

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Mordaeus · January 24, 2022

Why were we trying to cut out milk again? Is Marigold intolerant?

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Captain Button · January 24, 2022

May seems to think she is, and is trying to convince her.

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Alan · January 24, 2022

Maybe it's the clothes, but why am I hearing May speak in a Harley Quinn accent now?

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Andrew · January 24, 2022

Maybe it’s the comment, but why am I imagining May in a Harley Quinn outfit now? :)

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Captain Button · January 24, 2022

Regarding allergies, as I recall, Marigold had some sort of skin reaction to stress before her first date with Dale, and took a Benadryl® which left her barely conscious.

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MikeT · January 24, 2022

Inb4 Claire steals that librarian outfit and gives Marten a nosebleed

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Zodiak · January 24, 2022

Where do you think May got it and why do you think it looks so tight??

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Andrea Andrew · January 24, 2022

I like oat milk and soy milk. Currently, I’m taking a break from milk. I might have developed an intolerance to lactose.

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Covox · January 24, 2022

I like mixing them.

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Chris Weigert · January 24, 2022

Agreed! I use it in my coffee. And smoothies. And orange powder mac and cheese (paradoxically with real butter. I am an enigma.)

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Aussie Rob · January 24, 2022

Macadamia Milk or GTFO!

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High, I'm Hope · January 24, 2022

That top, I require it, the HRT is strong today

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Tannerbot · January 24, 2022

Of course it was marigold.