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January 17, 2022

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Zain Redding · January 17, 2022

Social media is a plague worse than covid. IMO

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Todd Ellner · January 18, 2022

Social media is one of the main reasons it's hard to get ahead of the plague. Every bit of stupid that would flicker out finds dry tinder on facebook, parler, and reddit

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Maurice Kessler · January 17, 2022

Emmet's mom ain't wrong.

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Matt · January 17, 2022

Her T-shirt is your winningest design in a while.

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Finvaara · January 17, 2022

Presumably the new telescope is both more awesome because of, and slightly delayed by, advances in AI. I doubt it would be ethical to send an AI on a telescope, but they probably still had to have that argument with a BUNCH of people, and some of those people were probably AI. Then came all the really cool measuring devices and the careful process of testing and redesigning and iterating. Then probably somebody tried to have sex with it and it had to be cleaned, re-measured, and like $10,000 of imperceptibly microdamaged gaskets replaced because you can't fix them after it launches.

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David Durant · January 17, 2022

Ethical is an interesting discussion. Did the previous mentioned AI choose to be a Zamboni rather than to be in a free roaming human-body kit (putting aside the fact that it was obviously just a quick joke)? The whole process of how AI consciousness is created, nurtured and then enters the real world is still pretty nebulous in QC. Back when the strip first started I was under the impression that all anthro-PCs had to be buddied up with a human (Pintsize with Martin, Momo with Marigold, etc). We don't hear anything about that kind of relationship any more. The kinds of AIs we come across now seem to be assumed to have gone directly from their creche to being self-supporting in the real world - think Roko becoming a cop.

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Zaki · January 17, 2022

What year is it in QC? I had the impression it was in the 2040s

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Fart Captor · January 17, 2022

IT IS THE FUTURE THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND

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Fart Captor · January 17, 2022

I'm love Millibeeps 🥰

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Fart Captor · January 17, 2022

NO NOSE GANG

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Melanie · January 17, 2022

I bet that's the same janky feed aggregator I still use, LOL. I still like it though.

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Peter Lewerin · January 17, 2022

I don't know if I'm prejudiced, but it seems to make so much sense that female-presenting AI friends know each other's software fairly in-depth.

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Peter Lewerin · January 17, 2022

When I was young I was looking to get a spray, but I got no offers. Except from the skunks on 7th Avenue.

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

I do declare there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there…

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Bagge · January 17, 2022

Now I want a matching space telescope spray with someone

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Emma Humphries · January 17, 2022

Also, RSS is 💖

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Emma Humphries · January 17, 2022

I hope the machine intelligences are on a fork of Live Journal where everyone has unlimited user icons.

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kupo · January 17, 2022

I always feel like internet is like any other tool. It can be bad or good depending how it is used or abused. That's why constructive moderation and responsible application is important.

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Todd Ellner · January 17, 2022

By its nature it amplifies bad, out of control behaviour, and anonymous abuse, spreads ideas with a minimum of critical thought, rewards the loudest voices, reinforces insanity, and thrives on immediate attention above all.

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Yelling Bird · January 17, 2022

I'd ditch my social media if there weren't so many people that I only see that way anymore.

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

I see you, YB.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 17, 2022

LOL- to paraphrase a wise man- "I was raised on internet and turned out internet."

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Todd Ellner · January 17, 2022

Getting rid of bookface, twatter, and dreddit gave me 2d8 SAN back. Now I just post pictures of local street art on instacramp and am much happier.

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I am the captian now · January 17, 2022

She is right. The internet is bad fir you. I saw so much messed up stuff back in the early and mid 2000s, stuff even adults of the time shouldn't be looking at.

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Brooks Moses · January 17, 2022

Aw, Emmett's hood is back unscrunched, and they're talking again. It was only a temporary and brief re-enhoodening.

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Maurice Kessler · January 17, 2022

I've seen turtles do that, too.

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Jason Zions · January 17, 2022

Emmett's mom ain't wrong...

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Rob McBobson · January 17, 2022

Social media is like Nickelback. It's a huge hit, but pretty much nobody actually claims to like it.

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

Bob McBobson ain’t wrong…

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

Ha! Just realized: The mirror looks like stylized honeycomb, so that fits “Beepatrice”; and isn’t the heat shield a bunch of thin layers of reflective material, ie Milli-foil?

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Jeff Gedney · January 17, 2022

THAT is an amazing thought you had there!

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Paul Zagieboylo · January 17, 2022

In fairness, Emmett's mom is not wrong, and she ought to know!

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

Webb on the web.

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Photo Raptor · January 17, 2022

Rip Google reader

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LH · January 17, 2022

i mean emmett's mom is not wrong ...

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Unkn0wabl3 · January 17, 2022

Same. I’ve almost left Facebook two or three times, but it’s where I interact with 90% of the people I know

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Abioticgawd · January 17, 2022

It was google reader, wasn’t it

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Brian Mann · January 17, 2022

Too soon.

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Miyaa · January 17, 2022

Emmett’s mom’s PhD thesis was about the impact C# had on the rapid development of Web 3.0. Once she got her PhD, she focused on the power of Bodega Cats and internet visual search algorithms.

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

Would a musician studying C# at the doctoral level earn a PhDb?

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Mad Marie · January 17, 2022

This, right here, on the qc patreon comment section is literally my closest approach to social media these days. Leaving FB behind several years ago has been better for my soul than regular exercise and yoga.

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Miyaa · January 17, 2022

So were you more like Hanners or Marigold when you started yoga?

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BobC · January 17, 2022

Isn't a "feed aggregator" something on a steer ranch?

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Chad Freeman · January 17, 2022

I feel ya, man. The book of face is so toxic that i don't even log on anymore, but still keep it active because family and friends still use it, especially for party invites and such.

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Ash359 · January 17, 2022

I don't care where my friends are, social media is a cesspool

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Matt Grayson · January 17, 2022

It may look like the Webb, but it will be bigger. And have lasers.

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Anthony Gaglianese · January 17, 2022

Dammit, Beeps, now there's a small part of me that actively misses the days of RSS feeds.

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R L · January 17, 2022

Google Reader.

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Bill Silvia · January 17, 2022

Emmett's mom main character confirmed.

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Tannerbot · January 17, 2022

Emmett's mom is right.

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Seadrake · January 17, 2022

Honest, sounds like a smart decision. The internet is a horrible place

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JD · January 17, 2022

Professor of internet sounds fun.

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Uniquitous · January 17, 2022

Probably not, given the state of the internet

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Cody Renton · January 17, 2022

My head canon is that the QCverse is still a couple decades ahead of the real world but the James Webb telescope has just been getting delayed the whole time. Just like in the real world.

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Peter Jensen · January 17, 2022

Nah, they're up to LUVOIR-A with a free-floating starshade addition.

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Mark P. · January 17, 2022

I mean, mom ain’t wrong

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Sparky · January 17, 2022

Great kiddos

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Michael Boettger · January 17, 2022

Gee, what else of note happened that year?

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Michael · January 17, 2022

Nah most social media is a waste and makes you feel bad