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Where Everybody Knows Everybody
January 12, 2022

Where Everybody Knows Everybody

small towns, man

Comments (69)

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Todd Ellner · January 12, 2022

Bubbles is surprisingly good with kids. But then, she is used to dealing with small, fragile creatures who are afraid of her.

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Pxtl · January 12, 2022

So that answers my question as to whether Dented Head Joe is an AI or not.

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Jax · January 12, 2022

You are thinking of Dented Head J03. Easy mistake to make.

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OldGoat · January 12, 2022

Hmmmm....a reference to Bubb's former place of employment and Miss Calculation is identified as a particularly vile AI - are we being set up for The Return of Corpse Witch?

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Randall Norman Pick · January 12, 2022

I'd have figured Miss Calculation as the Lit teacher honestly.

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Daniel Drazen · January 12, 2022

Foreplay = pulling each other's jerseys over their heads.

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Damian · January 12, 2022

Plot twist. Zamboni Ricky and Snowplow Tommy are secret lovers xD

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Stephen Smoogen · January 12, 2022

Wait what about Dented Head Joe? I guess he lives in the town suburb (aka that farm nearer to this town than the next one.

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Chris Crowther · January 12, 2022

I don't think Dented Head Joe is an AI.

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tamtheotter · January 12, 2022

So i wonder when Ricky & Tommy will realize the true enemy is the mayor & join forces

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Matt Pedone · January 12, 2022

For some reason, the mayor hates hockey, so he continually schemes to pit the AI who keeps the ice fresh and the AI who keeps the roads clean so that players and spectators can get to the rink against each other.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 12, 2022

There were a few comments about Emmet's hair in the last comic. Looking at it closely, I wonder (I am NOT sure) if it's really a hair band with the same color as Emmet's hair. Anybody got any other guesses?

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Amy Hansford · January 12, 2022

Looks like they have their bangs (really thick, chunky bangs) not pulled back into their ponytail to me. It was all the rage at my middle school (in the 90s) to wear your hair that way.

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JourneymanWizard · January 12, 2022

"a couple" [lists three] ... *twitch*

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Chris Crowther · January 12, 2022

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

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Adam · January 12, 2022

I'm getting strong The Great North vibes from this kid.

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Alex · January 12, 2022

Dream Academy - "Life In A Northern Town" -- this came to mind when I read this comic.

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Populuxe · January 12, 2022

As soon as I read the name of the song, the opening chant immediately popped into my head.

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setite · January 12, 2022

It took an hour before I got Miss Calculation.

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Dimitar Bounov · January 12, 2022

It took me till I read your comment...

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Brianna Hinricher · January 12, 2022

Now I want a Ricky/Tommy episode

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Shane Wegner · January 12, 2022

That's odd, her sister, Miss Management, is as sweet as maple sugar candy. (But lives in Manhattan.)

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Professor Harmless · January 12, 2022

I've heard good things about their cousin Miss Information though.

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Bagge · January 12, 2022

Sam maintains her usual level of drama when it comes to announcing she's going to pee.

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Nancie · January 12, 2022

I wonder if Miss Calculation lives in the school, like every young kid imagines their teachers do.

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Jeffrey Anderson · January 12, 2022

She probably does have eyes in the back of her head.

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Uniquitous · January 12, 2022

"I don't know aboat that" quality Canadian content there! Lol

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The IT Guy Eh · January 12, 2022

I feel so seen! 🇨🇦

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Vic or Vyxter · January 12, 2022

ok, I laughed so hard at the part about the snowplow and the zamboni that my 17yr old asked if I was okay 😂

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Rob McBobson · January 12, 2022

"I did meet a human and a .jpeg who were dating. *pause* My brother doesn't get out much, or shower."

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Simon Green · January 12, 2022

But on the other, uh, *hand*, he does get five girls at once.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 12, 2022

All hail Mayor David George Alexander Fulton

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pieps · January 12, 2022

"It's all water under the fridge." - Zamboni Ricky

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David Durant · January 12, 2022

Not related to this strip but I've got a question that's been on my mind for a few days. We know AIs start off in VR creches before they're embodied where they're looked after by other AIs who volunteer to do that kind of thing. Does anyone else think it's odd that none of them refer to those folks as family at any point? I ask because if Bubs and Faye do talk about adopting at some point I wonder what it would be like if it was an AI rather than a human. All the AIs we've seen seem to have embodied after they were already the equivalent of adults.

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Megan Lane · January 12, 2022

Yay is only 2 years old and already has a house and dogs and stuff -- they may be an exception with how advanced they are, but perhaps the average AI isn't in a creche long enough to become very attached to anyone. Maybe "looking after" is much more "oh, hey, there's alarmed beeping coming from this rack, there must be a consciousness in here, let's VR in so they know they aren't alone and can calm down and RTFM and decide what they want to be."

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Clark Wells · January 12, 2022

Why not Zamboni Tony, though?

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Mad Marie · January 12, 2022

In my head, Miss Calculation looks like and has the personality of Loki’s Miss Minutes.

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Yelling Bird · January 12, 2022

I bet she's got a nicely rounded set of figures... ;)

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Crushogre · January 12, 2022

Why does Snowplow Tommy sound like a mob name but Zamboni Ricky doesn't?

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Clark Wells · January 12, 2022

If it was Zamboni Tony it would, though

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Yohannon · January 12, 2022

Great, now I've got "Everybody Knows Everybody" by Oranger stuck in my ears DAMN YOU EARWORM **OUT**!!

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JD · January 12, 2022

Took me awhile to get the Miss Calculation pun.

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Yelling Bird · January 12, 2022

Sounds downright cosmopolitan compared to where I grew up. The entire county doesn't have a single traffic light. Never did. There WAS a temporary one when they were repairing a bridge. People seriously would go look at it. I am the only person (to my knowledge) that has ever ran a traffic light in the county. That traffic light. In the Driver's Ed car. Twice.

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Drazi · January 12, 2022

Are you ok? You aren't yelling. Should I get a doctor? Has the Butts Desease gone terminal?

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Rob McBobson · January 12, 2022

For those who don't know: the B-word is "Beldame".

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Hugh Eckert · January 12, 2022

Now I'm imagining a bot with buttons for eyes...

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 12, 2022

UGH... it took longer than I want to admit to catch on to the name for "Miss Calculation"

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Sean Kinlin · January 12, 2022

Now I want a side comic about Ricky and Tommy. I imagine it would be a lot like DORD.

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Michael Boettger · January 12, 2022

I don't know if Bubbles tracks better as a big sister or the cool aunt. I'm leaning towards Aunt.

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Patrick McGuire · January 12, 2022

Definitely Cool Aunt.

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That Harper Gal · January 12, 2022

I guess putting her in charge of a class was a...poor choice

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Jeramii Martin · January 12, 2022

Fully ready for a side story about Zamboni Ricky and Snowplow Tommy

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David Jackson · January 12, 2022

Side story? If it know anything about this comic they're gonna somehow become the main characters for three months and we're all gonna love it

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Michael Altarriba · January 12, 2022

I <3 Bubbles, now and forever.

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Andrew · January 12, 2022

The measure of a small town used to be horses. What is it now, flops?

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Trans4Life2021 · January 12, 2022

"Miss Calculation" XD

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Hugo Bouma · January 12, 2022

Heads up, there's a typo in the bottomtext: otheR

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jonesnori · January 12, 2022

Wow, I'm losing it. Missed that until you mentioned it. Typos used to leap off the page at me, metaphorically speaking. Or maybe it's my eyes. Age....

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Chauncey · January 12, 2022

Math must be really easy when you come into existence on what is, essentially, a sentient calculator

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Nicolas Demers · January 12, 2022

People skills, though, that's another story

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Elberik · January 12, 2022

So Dented Head Joe is NOT an AI? Pretty strong skull, apparently.

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Populuxe · January 12, 2022

The former military murderbot sure has a warm motherly side to her.

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Chauncey · January 12, 2022

I wonder if Bubbles had a chassis prior to her current one. Or did she go straight from server, to big buff battle bot?

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Maripier · January 12, 2022

but WHY did the mayor made them switch jobs??

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Hugh Eckert · January 12, 2022

The mayor is a chaos goblin.

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Runhildr Zaetl · January 12, 2022

As a Canadian who grew up in a small hick town, this tracks.

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Anne Simonen · January 12, 2022

I was coming here to say the same thing ✌🏻 their fight goes back to the big snow storm of '88 but the details have been lost to the fug of the local Legion.

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Tamara Macadam · January 12, 2022

fuk u miss calculation

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Maripier · January 12, 2022

lmao straight up