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Coming Out Of Their Shell
January 10, 2022

Coming Out Of Their Shell

Hi Emmett

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · January 11, 2022

Bubbles's winking face in panel 3 is a thing of beauty. She's doing so well with Emmett. 💚

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Darnel D Cooper · January 11, 2022

Ugh. Thank you very much for the nerd bump: 1. How Heavy is Bubbles? 2. Is she in the same strength range as Crush Bot? Or stronger because she's military grade? 3. Does she have a limiter? or does she have a running program to keep her from damaging herself. Will we EVER meet anyone from her previous life?

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awgiedawgie · January 12, 2022

No one else from her "previous life", as you call it, is left alive for us to meet. Everyone else in her military squad was killed in an attack that also rendered Bubbles herself incapacitated. She suffered severe PTSD as a result.

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Todd Ellner · January 11, 2022

Of course Emet speaks truth. It's there in the name. Also, all those enormous anime swords? No matter how strong you are torque, gravity, and center of mass are real.

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JourneymanWizard · January 11, 2022

Unless they AREN'T! Depulso Physics! ---- Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality ----- Professor McGonagall turned into a cat. Harry [scrambled back] "You turned into a cat! A SMALL cat! You violated Conservation of Energy! That's not just an arbitrary rule, it's implied by the form of the quantum Hamiltonian! Rejecting it destroys unitarity and then you get FTL signalling! And cats are COMPLICATED! A human mind can't just visualise a whole cat's anatomy and, and all the cat biochemistry, and what about the neurology? How can you go on thinking using a cat-sized brain?" Professor McGonagall's lips were twitching harder now. "Magic."

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Paul Hodges · January 10, 2022

Thank you. I have been preaching this since the Hulk first tossed an Abrams over the horizon by grabbing the barrel and twirling like an Olympic hammer throw. This does my soul so much good I may take MY hoodie off too.

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SilverbackRon · January 11, 2022

All said, the Hulk does have much larger feet than Bubbles.

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Marc Kevin Hall · January 10, 2022

Am I the only person who feels it a little odd that Bubbles is so nonchalant about people playing with a robot body part? For some reason my brain decided to swamp out the robot/human roles and imagined some AIs standing around playing with the disembodied pelvis of a human and it was... disconcerting. I guess it's another example of the way that a lot of AIs have less of a personal emotional investment in their bodies than humans do.

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C-Cubed · January 10, 2022

It seems to really depend on the AI. Roko couldn't stand to look at her own foot being detached while May just saw her limbs falling off as more annoying than disconcerting.

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Bagge · January 10, 2022

Bonding!

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Ruth Merriam · January 10, 2022

Emmett is definitely going to be a regular in the shop. They've found their new happy place.

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Danielle Church · January 10, 2022

omg this is so precious

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J. Michael · January 10, 2022

If Dented-Head-Joe isn't a robot, that implies the existent of super powered person in QC. I would personally like that.

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Jason Zions · January 10, 2022

or someone using a winch on a wrecker or off-road vehicle...

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NWN Mechanic · January 10, 2022

I went to school with a guy who died from a similar accident, except it was a tow hook & not the bumper.

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Jason Zions · January 10, 2022

Heavy lifting is nothing to screw with; know the breaking strain of ropes/wires/chains and stay the hell out of whipping range if something breaks. Watch some "heavy equipment rescue" videos on YouTube; in the best ones, you'll see folks doing the math, and you'll definitely see people position themselves safely.

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Comics Ladybird · January 10, 2022

Which goes to show that even if you *are* the lifting apparatus, safety remains paramount.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 10, 2022

One thing I'd like to discover would be how Emmett identifies themselves. That way I could use appropriate pronouns.

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Gordon Johnson · January 10, 2022

Is Emmett Irish? "M'dad" instantly read with a brogue for me

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Chris Crowther · January 10, 2022

It's reading London for me.

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Absentia · January 10, 2022

i love Emmett's hair! it looks so good on them!

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Tudza · January 10, 2022

It hadn't been for Dented Head Joe, I'd be conscious a long time ago.

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Onedavewreckingcrew · January 10, 2022

You win this round.

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Ashley Thomas · January 10, 2022

now im wondering if dented head joe is a robot or just a really dumb dude with a dented skull.

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Mad Marie · January 10, 2022

When you try to pull an Emmett out of their shell, you have to use the proper handholds.

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William Cole · January 10, 2022

Or a concrete saw, though that could damage the Emmett if done incorrectly.

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Ash/e · January 10, 2022

I love that bubbles is the one that emmet feels comfortable putting their hood down around

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Fart Captor · January 10, 2022

After that adorable wink I'd feel less nervous too

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William Cole · January 10, 2022

(1) Bubbles's wink in panel 3 + (2) Dented Head Joe + (3) Sam's reaction to the whole conversation = me, dead

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BobC · January 10, 2022

I was so-so on Emmett until this strip. I was bullied as a kid, and I carefully avoided saying anything at all, in fear of giving my antagonizers yet more ammunition to use against me. But even a word of tech/geek/science/nerd stuff and I'd leap out of hiding into full engagement mode. You've totally triggered me. Go Emmett, go!

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OldGoat · January 10, 2022

Emmett is almost literally coming out of his/their shell.

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Josh Moberly · January 10, 2022

That wink from bubs in panel three tho...that renewed my soul for at least the rest of the day.

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VoxOrbisBrad · January 10, 2022

Wow! Bubbles got Emmett to take their hood down! She must have made a good impression.

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Nutjob · January 10, 2022

... So heavy vehicles usually have hoisting and towing flanges welded onto strongpoints on the hull or frame. I'm just envisioning a tank with comfort grips dangling off the front.

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Stephen Wells · January 10, 2022

AI tank in the maintenance bay yelling "Oh yeah, grab me by that flange, baby".

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Hugh Eckert · January 10, 2022

Dented Head Joe is a distant descendant of Bembo. Also, I love everything about this strip. Emmett's slow emergence, Sam's expressions, Bubbles being Bubbles...

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Absentia · January 10, 2022

please. if Dented Head Joe ahd any relation to Bembo, the only thing that would have dented would have been the bumper

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obw · January 10, 2022

I keep squealing after every Emmett appearance, oml

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Tylar Montgomery LeBlanc · January 10, 2022

Dented Head Joe appearance soon or we riot!!

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KCkittysnores · January 10, 2022

A QC fan riot would be something to behold.

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carmanut · January 10, 2022

HI EMMETT

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Photon · January 10, 2022

Lol: "It depends on the tank." [wink wink] Sure, Bubbles has known a few AI tanks in her day. Hafta doubt she actually tried to pick up on one, tho.

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Stephen Wells · January 10, 2022

The kind of AI innuendo which she knows is going straight over Emmett's head. Also over mine at first reading, to be honest :)

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Dakhran · January 10, 2022

I love how rapidly this community adopts another cinnamon roll. 😊

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TV4Fun · January 10, 2022

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Dented Head Joe?

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R L · January 10, 2022

I hate this reference. Have a like.

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Jam Ussery · January 10, 2022

i've only had emmett for a week but if anything happens to them i'll kill everyone in this patreon and then myself

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Robin · January 10, 2022

Excuse you, we also have to kill God on our way out.

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Fart Captor · January 10, 2022

Awww cute lil theyby comin' outta their shell 🥺

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Todd Ellner · January 10, 2022

More than smart, socially awkward, shy. Oh, yeah. Last week you gave us the frame. Now you provide the picture

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Bartley J Drood · January 10, 2022

Question: do we have to increase our subscription level to see the Dented Head Joe bonus strips or were you already planning to have him make some QC cameos from time to time?

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Yelling Bird · January 11, 2022

When I hear "Dented Head Joe" I picture the alligator guy from the bar, only as a robot.

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Lex · January 10, 2022

Omfg they're so bloody CUTE.

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Yelling Bird · January 10, 2022

I never hit myself in the head with a bumper, but I did punch a bull in the face one time. It ended about as well as you'd imagine.

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Yelling Bird · January 10, 2022

Before anyone asks, the bull was a dick and he deserved it.

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Molly Jean the Queen · January 10, 2022

I've only known Emmett for 6 comics but I would defend them with my life

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Chauncey · January 10, 2022

Emmett has a striking resemblance to Willow

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Rob McBobson · January 10, 2022

I like the way Emmet taking off the hood is used as visual shorthand for them coming out of their shell a bit. I didn't even think of it when I first read the strip.

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Stephen Wells · January 10, 2022

Read back over last week and the very gradual progression as their face emerges over the course of multiple strips is beautifully handled, props to the artist, this is good comic.

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MikeT · January 10, 2022

We know where they come from, but not where they go

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Nicolas Demers · January 10, 2022

HOLY MOLY EMMETT HAS TWO EYES

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Andrew · January 10, 2022

And at least one ear!

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Beat · January 10, 2022

update: I love bubbles (still)

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Miyaa · January 10, 2022

This “Dented Head Joe” feels like the sequel to “Cotton Eye Joe.”

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Tamara Macadam · January 10, 2022

BUBBLES <3

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VampireJuicePouch · January 10, 2022

I would die for Emmett

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Eldritch Insights · January 10, 2022

Well now we have to meet Dented Head Joe

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William Cole · January 10, 2022

Gonna ship him with Barry…

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Sean Kinlin · January 10, 2022

Bubbles says, "Heck, I'm wearing a tank right now!" :D

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Leak · January 10, 2022

Top!

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Technoir · January 10, 2022

This is absolutely one of the best story arcs of the last year. #Emmett4Ever

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SpookyPenguin · January 10, 2022

Bubbles on the same level as Emmett, a meeting of minds.

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Pxtl · January 10, 2022

So is dented-head Joe an AI person or a meat person?

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Zodiak · January 10, 2022

After the bumper hit em, yes.

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Drazi · January 10, 2022

I'm 💯 with Sam 🧐🥰

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Elberik · January 10, 2022

This is the second instance of a introverted human opening up to an AI. And both in the bodyshop.

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Absynthe · January 10, 2022

Bubbles understands shells, and how to get out of them.

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Pejo · January 10, 2022

She was literally in her shell for ages until she & Faye finally banged. Then she switched to athleisure, as an AI does.

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Ian Alexander · January 10, 2022

oh dented head joe where do you come from where do you go

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Cute_Fuzzy · January 10, 2022

I love the wink in panel 3! Especially because it's the same wink Faye makes in panel 2 of yesterday's comic--she's rubbing off on Bubbles

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Edward Clayton Andrews · January 10, 2022

If it hadn't been for Dented Head Joe we'd be riding long time ago you can't lift that call for a tow You can't lift that Dented Head Joe.

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Stephen B. · January 10, 2022

Cotton Eyed Joe is now playing in my head, thanks 😡 😂

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Grace Serenity · January 10, 2022

It never stops, for me!

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Sparky · January 10, 2022

Adorable

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Anthony Gaglianese · January 10, 2022

The hood is down! Step one of ensuring the comfort of your new Canadian.

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dirtknight · January 10, 2022

Emmett ís precious and must be protected

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totallySafeUsername · January 10, 2022

Thanks for this 😊

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LH · January 10, 2022

if it hadn't been for Dented Head Joe i'd been unditched a long time ago

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James Anthony · January 10, 2022

There's where it came from, where did it go? Where'n heck's my bumper Dented Head Joe?

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Michael Boettger · January 10, 2022

Bubbles pries open Emmet's shell ever so slightly. Good job, Bubbles.

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LH · January 10, 2022

didn't even need a pry bar this time!

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JD · January 10, 2022

I'm pretty sure Bubbles has admitted to accidentally pulling the bumper off of a Jeep once.

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Ting · January 10, 2022

Or maybe, just maybe, the turret of a tank

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Alan Wiggs · January 10, 2022

Bumper to bumper brilliance in this conversation

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Alex Thompson · January 10, 2022

Where did he come from, where did he go...

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Hugh Eckert · January 10, 2022

That's the two things I want to know...

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Michael · January 10, 2022

Everyone has a "Joe" story

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Abrea · January 10, 2022

Emmet' s all about the logistics.

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Spacey02111 · January 10, 2022

Awwww!

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Nicholas Lopez · January 10, 2022

I love Emmett so much

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Ting · January 10, 2022

Bumper Head Joe, on the other hand, is a very different story

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Agnes · January 10, 2022

poor Joe, hope he can get a replacement chassis

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Pejo · January 10, 2022

In my mind Dented Head Joe is definitely not a robot