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Commonality
January 5, 2022

Commonality

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Comments (82)

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OhhCrapGuy · January 9, 2022

Panel 1 might as well be official confirmation that Sam has ADHD.

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Ursus Ridens · January 7, 2022

Y'know -- I think that Emmet has a nose that we haven't seen in this comic, Just sayin'.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · January 6, 2022

"Being 14 is Horrible" Tell ya what, Emmett, sweetie... We'll trade places. You can try being 55 for awhile and see how you like that. I'd go back to being 14 in a minute

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Ursus Ridens · January 7, 2022

I'd go back to being 55 in a minute. Fourteen, not so much.

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Rooty-Toot-Toot · January 5, 2022

This is an absolutely perfect strip. So. Perfect.

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · January 5, 2022

EMMETT MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

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Leak · January 5, 2022

That's just how you get Skynet to design better Terminators...

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Hugh Eckert · January 5, 2022

14 was probably the nadir for me in the period 10-17... not that any of my middle/high school years were what I would call "good".

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Nat · January 5, 2022

I know there are robots and stuff, but the fact that PVPA (where sam goes to school) has a dedicated cafeteria with lunch tables, instead of just eating in whatever hallway or classroom you want, is somehow the weirdest part so far about the universe

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Jim Feldman · January 5, 2022

My schools did, but that was back in the Neolithic. I've also seen plenty that have table that fold out of the walls in the gym. It's also weird to note that the memory is 50 years old at this point. I'm probably one of the older residents here.

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Atashkada · January 5, 2022

School started to go really badly starting in the 13/14 timeframe when everybody got into puberty and stopped being tolerant of my neurodivergent oddness, so I very much agree.

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Mad Marie · January 5, 2022

For me at least, 14 was an island in the midst of the dark sea of 11-13 and the murky waters of 15-17. Thank goodness for all the insightful, kind, awesome teachers I encountered along the way.

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Grey Heathen · January 5, 2022

Welp, I guess I have a new reason to like Sam, and another character I now feel the intense need to protect. I will fight Emmett's whole school now

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Pejo · January 5, 2022

13-14 was the absolute worst. Aside from perhaps now but that's different

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Bagge · January 5, 2022

I love Sam's level of drama in panel 1

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Waffliesinyoface · January 5, 2022

*thinks back to when I was 14* ...yeah, yeah, this is accurate

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 5, 2022

What, *nobody* is gonna comment on the perfectly executed “failed to register the acute pee-need until the eleventh hour” bit? I’m mad *and* disappointed

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Some Ed · January 5, 2022

Actually, no. Magic Chopstick Games managed to cover that nicely. So, no worries, somebody got it covered. That said, that actually looks fairly late into the eleventh hour. Which I think was pretty typical for me back then. I'm not sure why. We sometimes only had one working bathroom, and a couple times had one fewer working bathroom than that. When the bathroom count is that low, using the facilities at ones earliest opportunity is important. Past me was an idiot. Of course, this is not the first time that I've realized that bit. Also, I've needed to use the facilities the entire time I've been writing this comment, so current me is apparently not much more clever. Sigh.

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Clifton Royston · January 5, 2022

14 was wretched, but the several years before that were worse.

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Am Queue · January 5, 2022

14 was fine. 10-12 was hideous.

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Finvaara · January 5, 2022

When I was 14 years old I was forbidden from using the dialup internet indefinitely as punishment for some failing or other, and almost perfected the art of sneaking online when my parents weren't home. I got caught at 15, and sent to a military academy, so I definitely didn't perfect it.

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Dimitar Koparov · January 5, 2022

Man when I was 14 I was really into Gun's and Roses and was yelling "14 years that are gone forever" all the time... I though I was staring a great new age. So naive

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Finvaara · January 5, 2022

You WERE starting a great new age. 15. Turns out "great" was relative, and could be considered by some to be far from ideal.

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Carrie · January 5, 2022

🫂

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Lisa · January 5, 2022

When Faye was 14, her dad was alive. I wonder how much, if any, of the intensity of her flashback is related to a memory with him in it.

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Ian Wolfe · January 5, 2022

Puberty is HELL.

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William Cole · January 5, 2022

So say we all!

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Todd Ellner · January 5, 2022

I am feeling really sad. Kid has been completely beaten down to the point of comprehensively hiding and erasing every personal detail. Bullied openly and constantly AND BELIEVES IT'S DESERVED. Fixated like a newborn duckling on the first friendly face. More red flags than May Day 1946 in Moscow. we are in serious "Take this poor child to a good mental health professional" territory.

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David Durant · January 5, 2022

Curious - how do you infer that from what we've seen so far? As opposed to them just being shy.

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Miyaa · January 5, 2022

One other thing: when did Sam turn 14? I thought she was 10? Did I miss a time skip?

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Captain Button · January 5, 2022

When she first appeared she was already old enough that her father was OK with leaving her home alone. Which may not have been the best decision... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1957

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Miyaa · January 5, 2022

So at what Patreon tier do we get the “14 year old Faye” drawing?

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Juni Huber · January 5, 2022

There is a lot of teenage Faye in comics 502 to 504 (CN sui.!! for 504), but of course those are from 2005, so Jeph would render her pretty differently today I guess.

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Katherine Prewitt · January 5, 2022

My mom always told me to use they/them for people as a default for many reasons, including politeness, and there not really being a reason all the time for gender to be included in a sentence. Something about not defining people by their parts.

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Rob McBobson · January 5, 2022

Well, when we use gendered pronouns it's not because we're actively trying to involve gender. It's just, if somebody wants "he/him" pronouns then I'm gonna respect that, you know? (That's not a diss, just to be clear)

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Brian · January 5, 2022

Awwwww yeah I 100% understand him

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Carl Fink · January 5, 2022

Anyone else finding the white patch on Faye's throat distracting?

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Nancy Boutwell · January 5, 2022

not til you mentioned it

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Bill Silvia · January 5, 2022

"New people"

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Zodiak · January 5, 2022

Everyone in these comments: Emmett is a non-binary bi person and this is definitive proof because no one has spoken about them and used a gender pronoun yet... Or at all. Me: Or they're an awkward binary and no one has had any need to use a pronoun and when referring to multiple people "they" is a valid thing. And awkward teens (especially guys) can fall in love *hard* with any girl that's just nice to them.

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Kimberly Herman · January 5, 2022

Sam literally referred to only Emmett with "they're" in the previous comic

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John Armstrong · January 5, 2022

That panel 5 of Emmett is FANTASTIC. Well done Jeph.

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Chelsea · January 5, 2022

Eeeee well now we all want an Emmett-confides-their-crush to Sam scene

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Andrew L Butula · January 5, 2022

Pretty sure we just got that.

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Kajsa Anderson · January 5, 2022

14 was awful. Hope we get to see more of Emmett, they're adorable

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Kenneth · January 5, 2022

The comic is adorable, but I'm kinda stuck on the AI pelvis cross- section. It's this the first time we've seen that level of detail on the internals of AIs?

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Bill Silvia · January 5, 2022

I think there was some similar detail in Millefuille's leg.

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Peter Jensen · January 5, 2022

I have to say, few fictional characters have ever sparked such an instant "must protect" feeling in me, so well done on that. And, uh ... also agreed on that last point ...

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Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde · January 5, 2022

Panel 2-3: fem vibes. Panel 3-4: masc vibes. Specifically only using they as a pronoun so far? Non-binary 14 year old incoming?

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Fart Captor · January 5, 2022

Everything about them screaming "some kinda trans" to me, and the consistent use of neutral pronouns seems to make it very clear Emmett is non-binary, imho

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Andrea Andrew · January 5, 2022

I hope Sam reciprocates.

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Rooty-Toot-Toot · January 7, 2022

Sam is a Warrior Queen. Emmett is just one of her subjects at this point

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Tannerbot · January 5, 2022

Oh my god I must hug this child.

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Michael Boettger · January 5, 2022

No matter how Emmet's orientation shakes out. They are gonna fit right in. Next stop: Coffee of Doom. They'll need the Dora/Hanners/ Claire seal of approval. Momo will be easy. Marbear may adopt them as a little sibling. May?....May will have to be watched.

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Miyaa · January 5, 2022

I could see Marigold see a lot of herself in Emmett or Emmett & Marigold are actually Aunt/Nephew or Niece or whatever would be the gender neutral equivalent. And maybe Marigold has a hoodie big enough to perfectly fit Bubbles?

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James Roy · January 5, 2022

ADORBS. And as many as the disasters and wrong turns have been, I would not trade any of it for being a teenager. I am SO glad I don’t ever have to do THAT again.

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Law the Fox · January 5, 2022

Emmett is adorable and I love them. Please make them permanent.

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Vilinda · January 5, 2022

It's official. They've been adopted.

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NinjaZaku · January 5, 2022

Oh man. That intense infatuation. Been there

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Mad Marie · January 5, 2022

*Oh person

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Sean Kinlin · January 5, 2022

Being a 14-year-old cyclops is even worse.

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John Broome · January 5, 2022

eye see what you did there.

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aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Adam · January 5, 2022

So horrible.

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Ruben Smith-Zempel · January 5, 2022

That last line is 100% truth. Horrible, horrible, truth. Also, I notice the they pronoun. Are we maybe getting an enby character? I'm excited about that!

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Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson · January 5, 2022

Technically there already is one cannon: Tilly. They were non-binary. Also maybe Yay, though they're more of a collective.

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Elberik · January 5, 2022

Oddly self aware for a 14 yr old

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Some Ed · January 5, 2022

Some of them are like that, especially those that sit at the outcasts table. Oh, sorry, I mean the unpopular kids' table. I know I was, as were all of the other 14 year olds who sat at the unpopular kids' table in my high school when I did.

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Todd Chaikin · January 5, 2022

Adorkable

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JD · January 5, 2022

Ooh, they have a crush on her. Took me a second to get it.

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Yelling Bird · January 5, 2022

EDIT: GODDAMMIT! THEY'RE TOO CUTE AND WHOLESOME FOR ME TO MAKE A NASTY COMMENT ABOUT... AAAAAUUUUGHHHHHH! DAMN YOU JEPH!

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Law the Fox · January 5, 2022

It wasn't weird until you made it weird.

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Robin · January 5, 2022

Emmett has THE BEST nose!

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Hakurei06 · January 5, 2022

C r u s h b o t a p p r o v e s .

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · January 5, 2022

emett is adorable. so. fucking. adorable.

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Morgan Bauman · January 5, 2022

Oh no… cute… they need to watch LotR together

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W H Sparkman · January 5, 2022

Go team.

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Fart Captor · January 5, 2022

*Melts from how adorable this is*

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Todd Ellner · January 5, 2022

Raising hackles from all the criterion abuse signs. Seriously

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Nicholas Lopez · January 5, 2022

Why is she so cute!?

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Drazi · January 5, 2022

They 🥰

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Niskara · January 5, 2022

Awww