Use Protection
that does it for BEMBO WEEK. Perhaps he will return...someday....
regular QC resumes next week!
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Theory: Alice Grove isn't set in the same universe as QC, but Bembo is.
sketch layer accidentally left on?
I love bembo stories so much,
Wait wait wait…did that GROW there?
Listen, full nudity is no excuse for a sub-15 Armor Class
I put on my chainmail wizard hat
I love Tavern of Doom. I can see a lot of the cast in a fantasy setting with only minimal changes. Marten would multiclass because he has no idea what to specialize in.
OH MY GOD CLAIRE IN AN ADORABLE WIZARD OUTFIT
I wanna make out with the eye patch lady 🥺
Eye socket penetration!
Male equivalent of the chainmail bikini bottom. excellent.
NO STABBY THE PEEPEE
I kinda wish these were a regular comic, as opposed to a special treat, ah well, till next time Bembo!
What it means to have my brain: why is the Tavern of Doom sign *inside* the tavern? Normally you advertise your business on the outside.
No, no... that's a door to a room deeper inside the establishment.
Tavern of Doom!!
Years ago, at a SF con in Baltimore, a woman I was hanging around with was going around proudly showing off the Klingon condom, complete with packaging, she had acquired. It was entirely chainmail.
Someone is going to stat that up aren't they?
I ALSO HAVE AN ARMORED PENIS, BUT IT'LL COST YOU $5 TO SEE IT!
The sex museum in Amsterdam would like many words with you about that penis.
Bembo was circumcised as a newborn. The wielder of the scalpel did not live long, and Bembo did not allow that mistake to be made again.
Only reptiles and echidnas can be circumcised more than once
Eyepatch Elf is cute ... 😳
Ugh... they both are!!
Plate mail is a better option if you're worried about being stabbed.
Yes. Chain mail does not do much about stabs! And you need a layer of something under it or you're wearing a cheese grater.
bye bye bembo boy — he’ll be back, hasta la vista, we may hope
Until next year. And yes, that's definitely Dora's ancient elvish ancestor.
“Tavern of Doom” ❤️❤️
https://imgur.com/a/InPN6ph He likes to have his chainmail removed by someone like Ma Ma from Dredd.
BRB, gonna go talk to my local piercing parlor...
Oh, so the mighty Bembo, who needs no armour... is scared of getting his willy stabbed. Humph.
It's not about bravery, it's about NOT wanting your peepee stabbed.
🤨
Can’t help by wonder why the elf has an eyepatch. Has she also had an after hours encounter with Bembo’s concealed weapon?
There is … an oglaf about that, I regret to remember (keyword “pinkeye”)
Is Coffe of Doom a Historical Landmark? The place there once stood a medieval Tavern?
Yes. That's why they can't get rid of the spiders without permission from the Preservation Committee.
Ribbed... _not_ for her pleasure.
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Is this a homage to Micheal Moorcock's "The Stone Thing"?
Bembo sleeps beneath the Tavern Of Doom, but will awaken in Our Hour Of Greatest Need.
Coffee of Doom is built on the same site. With a few businesses in between, including a magic shop. They moved out soon after.
Plot twist: All of the Bembo comics take place in the QC present day, but in New Hampshire
Yes, but The Crystal Prison of Eternal Torment is definitely somewhere in Connecticut.
"Coital Prowess", the new album from Chainmail Foreskin. Only on 12-inch.
Well done! Would buy
May? Is that you?
....having made the mistake of wearing chainmail on bare skin, I will only say: Ouuuuuucchhhhh....
Same, and it'd make for constant hair removal too!
Sooo. Tavern of Doom is run by Dora's great great, infinitely great witch or warlock forebearer, right?
Bembo, that’s not chainmail it’s called a…! No, never mind. Have fun with that one
Tavern of Doom, huh? I worry about the curses the witch in charge does with her brews. Or how large the basement spiders are...
So that’s where Sara & Raven went!
... Oglaf, is that you?
Come on, Oglaf would have definitely shown the chainmail foreskin.
The chafing alone...
Chainmail foreskin is…a mood I don’t want
Oh we’re going to need a higher NSFW tier for this.
Hehe "Coital Prowess" 🤣
Same time next year?