Always Has
That's right, we're ending 2021 with ROBOT NUDITY.
Next week is...THE RETURN OF BEMBO
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Honestly surprised pintsize doesn’t have a giant dong attachment
Yet
Serious question: Does Marten own more than one pair of underwear.
He has/owns one, it's just that it turned out to be incompatible with the body.
finally, bread is wielded as an effective erotic metaphor. roko will be pleased
Roko would be like “you call that bread? This… this is really manly bread.” As she displays a huge French baguettes twice as thick and long as the Subway cakes they call “bread.”
FUCK YES BEMBO
Bembo!!!
That's some very dark toast... Someone likes the charcoal setting...
It's just rye humor.
Robot nudity! YAY!!! Bet that toast is already buttered…
Kitchen spot for phone charging! Love that pintsize is the one who found it
Does he have a usb cable that comes out of him or is that a plug he can plug into?
Asking the real questions
Merry Christmas, Jeph!
Does anyone want some toast? https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec
No, I'm a muffin man.
I just assumed that Pintsize was controlling the toaster, not charging it or it him.
I'm not sure he was charging. I think he was "charging", if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.
I feel like charging pintsize and toasting bread at the same time on a single device would overload a circuit breaker somewhere but I’m not sure about the maths on that. Also I’m less familiar with how American electricity systems work.
I don't think even USB C Power Delivery can supply enough power for a toaster and I suspect could only manage a trickle charge on an AI (it tops out at 20V @ 5A, so 100W theoretical maximum). Although it's entirely plausible that USB has advanced considerably in QC universe...but then I'd be worrying about the current carrying capacity of the cable shown.
That expectant smile!
I forgot who Bembo was. I am properly ashamed and overjoyed to be reminded.
Yesssss Bembo returns!
It's so you can plug it into your computer and use the plunger as an extra spacebar
False! USB and USB 2.0 cap out at 5V and 2.5 watts. 2 slice toasters draw between 800 and 1500 watts. That’s three orders of magnitude off! Fie on this scientific inaccuracy. The sentient robots are fine tho.
Given that Marten didn't know why the toaster has a USB port, the toaster is clearly being powered some other way, presumably by being plugged into the wall, which means that it's not being powered by Pintsize. Either it's charging him, or he's just giving it commands.
The return of Sarah and Raven
He's livestreaming this to Roko's feed right?
The only thing I have an issue with is how burnt that toast is.
That's not toast. That's ash with memories of gluten development.
Awesome and hilarious!! 🤘😂🤘
they must have some OP USB standards over in the QC universe, because I don't think even the highest currently spec'd USB power delivery levels are enough to run a toaster... those things eat a lot of watts ^^
in a world where AI have humanoid bodies? of course
My bet is it’s not burnt; it’s just pumpernickel. (Which Pintsize gets because he likes the name)
"Devil's Fart"? Yeah, that would appeal to Pintsize.
He's shtupping the toaster, isn't he?
Inquiring minds want to know: which is the Host and which the Client?
Toast is Host
Reminds of the Christmas Tree Cannon, where the interviewer asked the cannoneer, "and what is the sense in that?" and he answered "I ask myself that".
panel 3 pintsize looks SO proud of himself and yknow what? im proud of him too :)
BEMBO BEMBO BEMBO
Of course he burned the toast
"burned the toast"
Now toast ejaculate is in my head, never to leave. Thanks, Pintsize/Jeph.
That thought gives new meaning to the phrase "I can't believe it's not butter"...
I'm not entirely sure why but I'm having flashbacks to May saying "I'm like a f#cking Ken doll!".
A barbie doll, IIRC.
Did pintsize just give that toaster an orgasm?
Fuck Yeah Bembo!
BEMBO! BEMBO! BEMBO! BEMBO! BEMBO! BEMBO!
In a future strip, paleoanthropolgists will unearth some ancient human remains in a cave on the mountain that overlooks the town.. Benbo.
BEMBO NEVER LEFT!! Woot!!
I had an espresso maker once that had to be rebooted every few months. No USB ports, though.
Given Pintsize's inclinations with bread I feel like we basically just walked in on him having sex.
I think that was the implication.
I FUCKED A TOASTER ONCE! IT WAS LIKE TALKING TO RANDY! SLIGHTLY AMUSING, BUT MOSTLY PAINFUL!
Nice Robot Nudity. If only we could see May, Bubbles, Yay, and Roko naked too.
V excited about the return of Bembo
I love that Marten'a face is both, "this is new" and, "this again?"
Yay, Bembo!
Ya burned the toast, Pintsize
Don't kinkshame him
So according to a Reddit thread about Subway’s toasters: “It’s a diagnostics port the manufacturer uses this to update the firmware, check for errors, and run diagnostics on the toaster oven.” So maybe Pintsize was running diagnostics, which probably is a euphemism for AI/Robot sex for all we know.
Pintsize is doing a little bit of pen-testing.
I was wondering about Pintsize's plug gender. Then I realized it's probably magnetic. You know, for attaching other accessories.
magunsafe
Everything has a usb port in it now. The Guinness pump I'm my local pub has some so you can charge your phone while at the bar 😂
Shouldn’t Pintsize be making toast for Steve?
Yes, Jeph changes things up by having Steve eat an omelette and toast!
Dongle.
All those concerned a new body would change Pintsize...
BEMBO!
Super psyched for BEMBO son of CREMBO
It's to set up your toaster toast profiles, allowing you visualize element heat output by time, so as to extract the perfect toastedness of your artisanal bread. ... You don't just toast your bread any old way...do you?
I recently saw catalog copy for a toaster with **34** different bread settings!
Well, judging by the color of the toast that toaster is now well and truly fucked...
Eww
Hold your horses! Ending 2021? And on the 22nd no less?! This is madness! Unless... Will all remaining strips have robot nudity from here on out?
Well at least we can leave 2021 with one question answered. Which one? You decide!
One question answered, but so many more questions created.
hell yes more Bembo
AWW YISS MOAR BEMBO! Love that guy <3
Technically, he and Rokko had a threesome with that toaster.
You know, I hadn't thought of that. But I assume Roko has better taste than that.
But if I knew what it was for, it wouldn't be as much fun to plug it!
Why was May's shitty body censored but Pintsize's shitty body isn't?
He isn't a criminal. Well, not a *convicted* criminal...yet.
Kinda surprised Pintsize still hasn't attached the metal dick he commissioned from Faye Or has she not finished adding the balls to it
Could be a USB dick, easily detachable
I adore that shit eating grin of Pintsize. I need more of it in my life.
Anyone notice in panel 1 that martin's mouth is the same colour as his pants?
I'm deeply shocked that Pintsize didn't hold out for at least a human-standard number of orifices and at least one sex-tentacle.
This body is only temporary until the FBI clears the custom one he ordered. It's been a long and arduous process for the agent assigned.
It’s for receiving toast notifications of course!
I'm going to assume the location of that USB port is the specific reason Pintsize got this body in particular
Honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if that particular feature was custom ordered.
Is that the one he took on his date?
Isn't Bembo the barbarian character?
I’m not gonna lie, I was worried when Pintsize got a new body. I’m so glad he didn’t change too much and he gets to appear more lol
HAIL BEMBO
Classic Pintsize
The more things change....
OMG, I'm so excited for Bembo!!!
BEMBO
SON OF CREMBO