I Learned It From You
screw you, ducks
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Claire's not wrong. I mean [gestures at country, world, planet]
i dont know about you guys, but i doubt my body is rated for advanced yoga poses either
same.. my body is not rated for simple existence
““But humans do it” …” ROFLMAO!
:3 look how expressive he is! I'm still so happy for our little metal lad
I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
We know, and are eternally grateful that you do not have opposable thumbs.
The line every parental species loves to use on their offspring: Do as I say, not as I do.
I love the two of them bonding over body issues
Ah, a great paradox of the QC universe: You can change the size of the Pint, but you can't change the Pintsize.
Is that Duck Tails origin story?
Honestly, Pintsize...mood.
Claire's nose ring is back 😁👍
Now we have Yelling Bird's Secret Origin Story
no goth Claire? :(
All goth things come to an end.
Wait, you CAN'T dump toxic waste in a bird sanctuary? Shit. Be right back.
It might be a “shouldn’t”.
Toxic waste and ducks? Oh dear LORD, we're gonna get GEESE now!
This is actually how you get Canada Geese, the world's most toxic bird.
I hate to agree with Pintsize, but Pintsize is totally right. Humans are the worst.
Fowl play.
Now Claire knows how to hold Pintsize hostage by holding a paperclip to his body.
I continue to be very confused about the reason behind and the non reaction to pintsizes robot nudity
He never wore clothes before.
This is interesting tho because I feel like pint-size would Absolutely have an anatomically correct body but i also don't think Claire would be nonchalant about seeing his package? Not to speculate too much about genitals
If "don't react" isn't the first lesson you learn around Pintsize i don't know what is.
mainly malllards (male 🦆 ), though
Seriously, have you SEEN the wangs on those guys?! They would give Cthulu nightmares, FFS!
Back when she was...2? 3? My daughter scrawled the following to-do list on a scrap of paper: 1. Kill all ducks 2. Take over the world 3. Make feather hat
There's no extent to which I don't love this :D
I love pintsize now
Don't we all love walking, talking self-contradictions? The old Pintsize was so much, uh, "simpler". Re-embodiment may be affecting him more than Roko's body dysmorphia.
Punchline of old, old joke: "I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and five bucks for a fucked up duck."
Ducks are bastards! They won't be missed.
Canadian Geese. They're obnoxious, territorial, poop like dogs and shred grassy areas. They're not even Canadian anymore. They hang around like entitled hipsters. We made a mistake bringing them back.
Aww, he wants to be just like a human. Personally AND ecologically irresponsible.
"I learned it from you!"
Since no one else has linked to it, yet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo
He just wants to see mutant gigantic super-birbs in the world, that's all...
I'd like to see mutant gigantic super-birbs, too.
Quack!
Nooo! Not the birbs.
Yah, the oil change person told me that one a few days ago. 🤷♀️
Yeah, Jiffy Lube claims my chassis isn’t rated for advanced yoga poses either. Not sure whether they were commenting on my automobile or me personally, but both are correct.
Damn, Pintsize really is just a giant kid, isn't he?
Geese deserve it.