Wine Mom
sobriety has many advantages and avoiding the booze-weepies is one of them
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I know it's wine here, but I've always known the booze weepies as the beer tears.
Uh, Yay, hot bean beverage does not make humans less drunk, merely drunk and awake.
I think this is the first time that something significant has happened that we didn't see. At least, I didn't see anything about Yay talking to Roko... did I miss a strip?
Took me a while to find, but we definitely saw it. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4595
May I take a moment to say that I really like the picture in the background?
Yay is doing quite well on acquiring and practicing empathy, it seems. Or at least a form of compassion.
I, too, distrust any science based largely on memorization of taxonomic naming elements...
The naming conventions were my favorite part of organic chem!
Unfortunately, 'I got introspective for half a second' weepies still crop up without alcohol.
Alternative Title: A Yay Meeting
‘Hot bean beverage’. I wonder if the author reads Ringo?
Yup, don't miss those one bit.
I don’t get the booze weepies, I get the sloppy I luvs yous.
Booze-weepies sounds like one of those medical syndromes named after two discoverers: "Ah, you're suffering from Boose-Vipis syndrome"
I would like to see Yay in multiples,.... just once. I don't mean six or seven bodies washing the dishes, feeding the dogs, listening to music, ETC,.. I mean OUTSIDE. PASSING EACH PORTION WHILE DOING STUFF,...
Cover. As in blown.
Support by organic chemistry!
I trust Yay’s ability to manipulate meatbag brain chemistry. They will make the best damned cup of mysteriously sobering coffee ever!
Perhaps with an assist from Agatha Heterodyne’s coffee skills… (nobody expected THAT crossover!)
Yay should know that coffee doesn't actually make you less intoxicated. Only time does that.
It makes you just a more awake kind of intoxicated! Thanks, high school health class!
I DON'T WANNA SEE CHEMICALS IN BRAINS GODDAMMIT! I WANNA SEE OTHER THINGS GOING INTO BODILY THINGS!
You want body part insertion, the chemicals happen as a matter of course.
*comment being supportive to Jeph w/o being overly personal/familiar*
You know, making coffee (just regular coffee) is really easy. Also, irony: Claire is super-upset about having a coffee-serf's job ... and the near-omnipotent AI being volunteers to do it free.
My research says the best coffee uses beans that have passed through a cat. One moment, we will fetch Hercules.
Civet. And there ain't time fo' that.
I’m fully anticipating the next comic has Yay looking at the most elaborate & high tech coffee/espresso maker Aurelia got as a streaming promotion and somehow Yay gets it to dump a used satellite on Mr. Augustus by accident.
"We have read the instruction manual over two thousand times in twelve different languages and these controls still make no sense."
DOES AURELIA SHIP THEM WITH ROKO, IS THAT IT?
Mom vibe says "probably so"
Aurelia seems to be stuck in a self-blame/self-loathing cycle. Yay will make copius amounts of coffee, while muttering imprecations about organics and their appetites. Aurelia will be better by tomorrow although suffering from a hangover and caffeine jitters. Then comes the self introspection.
Hot bean water fixes all.
Yay is either going to produce an expertly made espresso or burn the kitchen down, aren't they?
Probably both!
aaand there it goes
Can't say I've ever had the booze-weepies, but I still don't miss the booze. "Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels."
But why is the rum gone??
so i'm guessing their jerk dad has all recessive genes.
Nature vs nurture probably. They seem pretty much like their mother.
Hot bean juice makes the heart go zoomy zoomy!
No more wine for the whining mother 😊😝
ObQCDuneRef: It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
“Here’s some spice coffee, so you can see how tomorrow’s conversation with Claire will go”
Wine Mom transitions to Whine Mom?
Oh, I've been there.
Agh, booze sobs and tannins. Coffee and water, Yay. So much water.
Best hot human beverage is cocoa. Works for everything.
Best hot human beverage is the fresh blood of enemies.
Oh Aurelia. Oh Yay. It really IS good how they’re willing to comfort her.
They.
"We have never done that before but it seems simple enough". How many people in this comic have burned down houses before?
Hmm, well we had Faye pretty early on. And then Brun some 1500-ish comics ago ... Hopefully we are not due for another. Oh, does causing a Bond villain's volcano lair to erupt count as "burning down a house"? Because then Steve's also got one of those.
Don't worry. Hot bean beverage will solve all drunken problems ❤️ ☕️
I note Aurelia has ditched the Nalgene water bottle and is drinking directly from the bottle. Is that the first or second, I wonder.