Assassin's Creed
fuck you ubisoft
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How is this shirt still alive?! (Spoken from somebody who likes to wear their favorite shirts until they are a loose association between collar, sleeve and waist seams)
Canonically, he has at least two
He said engagement, I'm going to Moe's!
So, the bright red hair is .. blood?
Wedding ceremony performed by BurgerOni. One can only imagine Veronica’s avatar…
"Post-engagement" mentioned casually? He is serious about her
I'm just waiting for the part where Marten's Mom meet's Claire's Mom and they exchange ideas about subscriber engagement and titillating the viewer
That's going to be one of the conversations in the days before the wedding.
Feels like this is the most we’ve seen of Martyn in a very long time
I was expecting him to show up with long hair and a beard.
Looking forward to see Claire’s envy when she finds out Clinton knew about their mom’s secret before her. :)
CLINTON is not ready to know them
I can't remember Marten's last name, and I've now become invested in him taking on Claire's.
I took my wife's name and I think it would be great representation!
Marriage is a construct. That I love.
I love how everyone (myself included) just went "engagement?? Cute??"... this is the most wholesome place on the internet
Oh man I am weirdly invested in these two getting engaged now.
He said “engagement”!
I love Aurelia!
Did Marten just propose?!
Oh no, Marten be cool, please. Claire, be cool too please. I'm afraid of the chill imbalance here
It’s gonna absolutely kill Dora when she finds out there’s another secret nobody will tell her about…..,
So "Fuck you Ubisoft", does this mean you *won't* be participating in their new blockchain games with QC NFTs?
It's one of those deals where the fiancee's family ends up hunting him for sport.
I really hope it's not a Ready Or Not style ending to this relationship. All that blood is a pain to clean off the walls...
I'm always happy to see more Martin, it feels like Ages since he's done anything interesting. Hopefully this arc will keep them busy for a bit so we can have some good Martin-Claire-MrsAugustus moments.
I think of Marten as sort of more settled and happy and content and love to see him. He handled the Pint-Size shift so well! Love him.
Honestly Ive been here since you started and I am almost as invested in Martin as I am my best of friends. Heavens. I do hope they get engaged
I guess that's one way to ask someone to marry you. ~<3
Now I want Claire dressed as an Assassin Creed lady assassin. “AC: Claire • Putting the sass in assassins!”
Clinton and Claire could go as Jacob and Evie Frye for Halloween. :-D (Back over Memorial Day weekend, there was an insane PS store sale, and I picked up the _entire_ AC series, excepting Valhalla, for like $100. I've been playing them ever since; I _just_ got the platinum trophy on Syndicate, the one set in Victorian London, starring twin Assassins Jacob and Evie, last night.)
Ditto Daniel, at the least it shows he's getting even deeper in this relationship. Good job, just don't discuss the details with Elliot. He's such a cinnamon roll, he'd faint dead away at even the hint of blood.
I hear Elliot’s face turns pale every time he watches Chef John adds a shake of cayenne in a one of Chef John’s YouTube recipe.
Is that the real reason Clinton's missing a hand? They chopped it off and offered it to an eldritch deity?
Well, in canon, he lost it in a fireworks accident. But implanting false memories, so sure.
ENGAGEMENT????
Engagement being "yeah, obviously" on Marten's mind as something in the future but that he never bothered to bring up until it happened to show up in a side comment which he didn't really think much of is the most perfectly Marten thing ever. (And Claire's likely response if and when the token drops will be very Claire, no doubt.)
I LIVE AGAIN!
Welcome back. That was a pretty long refractory period, though.
Marten has now signed his death warrant.
More like Poobisoft
Requiescat en pace, Marten
"Post-engagement" Marten be very careful, you have a tendency to pick entire bouquets of whoopsie-daisies.