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October 28, 2021

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Comments (67)

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Howard J. · October 30, 2021

And you are in Wikipedia under Von Neumann Probes.. Good Job.

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at0m · October 31, 2021

I wonder how many times QC is on Wikipedia like that

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · October 29, 2021

Don't fret, Bubbles... Kaye used GorillaGlue™

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Peter H Coffin · October 29, 2021

I'd been imagining all day that Fay would just have dug out a vintage 1990 "hangs on the car door in the window slot" cup holder from a gas station that has a daisy applique on it or something.

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Nicolas Demers · October 28, 2021

This whole week's storyline has been so deliciously random and I love it

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Lightsabr2 · October 28, 2021

New theory. That was a drone dispatched by station for a well-check on Hannelore after directing a kinetic strike.

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Bagge · October 29, 2021

Pretty good theory. All the other drones will be so jealous about the cup holder

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Randall Norman Pick · October 28, 2021

Distributing caffeine to poor innocent Von Neumann probes. :)

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Stephen Wells · October 28, 2021

It's not going to space, it's bringing coffee to its friend, the world's greatest trapeze artist.

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Douglas E. Smith · October 28, 2021

I don't think coffee will function in the cold vacuum of space either. Ice coffee maybe.

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Bill Silvia · October 29, 2021

I guess it depends on the nature of the spiders.

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Bagge · October 28, 2021

The fact that it can't (or won't) communicate but has a fully functional system for financial transaction probably says something profound about capitalism.

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Stephen Wells · October 28, 2021

It seems to have got everything it wanted out of the day.

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Miyaa · October 28, 2021

Next week, the Slab makes breakfast for a stunned Steve & Cosette after it reveals to Cosette that she’s expecting twins. Steve is stunned that the Slab is using a wok to fry bacon and eggs. “When did I get a wok?” Steve ponders.

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James Lomele · October 28, 2021

Taking bets on if this is Spookybot’s original body.

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That Blair Guy · October 28, 2021

I can’t help thinking all of this week’s strips are in actuality the final random electrical impulses of the various AIs in the wake of last week’s EMP blast. ….

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Leak · October 28, 2021

Can't decide - was that First Contact, or was it First Coffee?

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Yohannon · October 28, 2021

First Contact, SECOND coffee.

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Finvaara · October 28, 2021

I'm waiting for our expert in "helping satellites to make friends" to already be well acquainted with and a personal confidante of the slab

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Populuxe · October 28, 2021

I would be sad if this is the last time we saw FBSEALH, but on the other hand, making this the last time we see FBSEALH would be such a boss move.

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Em · October 28, 2021

Was I expecting to become emotionally invested in a floating black slab? No Am I absolutely emotionally invested in the floating black slab's character development now? Damn right I am!

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Josh · October 28, 2021

There's coffee in that nebula.

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RyanNerd · October 28, 2021

With coffee now safely in the cup holder I'm sure the floating black slab emitting a low hum will make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

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Pejo · October 28, 2021

I... did not expect FBSEALH to get this level of character development

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David Howe · October 28, 2021

.... or at least not for a few more dozen strips.

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Michael Boettger · October 28, 2021

I suspect that the "name" is the equivalent of an IP address, rather than something in the vernacular.

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Sleepy John · October 28, 2021

I for one welcome our latte-drinking softly-humming overlords.

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Populuxe · October 28, 2021

The alien vanguard is a lot nicer than I was expecting.

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KingAtticus · October 28, 2021

We might be amusing to them

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Rachel Maeroff · October 28, 2021

I want to know how much they paid

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Andrea Andrew · October 28, 2021

Hopefully enough that Faye and Bubbles will be scared at how much and consider getting an assistant like Marigold.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · October 28, 2021

Maybe Pintsize had a change of heart and traded his body in...

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D · October 28, 2021

You're really killing it lately, Jeph!!!

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · October 28, 2021

My god... it's full of coffee...

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Yelling Bird · October 28, 2021

I'D LOVE IT IF THOSE TWO APPLIED SUCTION CUPS TO ME! ALSO, BOO! I'M A FUCKING GHOST!

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Livy N · October 28, 2021

I'M SO INTRIGUED. AI is so diverse.

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Ian Wolfe · October 28, 2021

But seriously, Velco is ALWAYS superior to a suction cup unless you need something completely and totally removable.

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Elf Sternberg · October 28, 2021

... and in the shower, because, you know, velcro would mold quickly!

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R L · October 28, 2021

Okay I have QUESTIONS 1. How tf did it pay 2. With what currency 3. BUBBLES HOW DID IT PAY

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Carl Fink · October 28, 2021

The Questionable 'Verse has a Robot PayPal that can be used between any AI, apparently.

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Mitch Megaw · October 28, 2021

I wonder if someone on board Station has a crush on Hanners and built that to try and ask her out. But even in orbit Hanners still leaves that person tongue tied.

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Matt Zweig · October 28, 2021

Jeph, you know your stuff better than I ever will but maybe consider adding a sound effect to panel 1 for when the floating black slab pays?

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Certified Nerd · October 28, 2021

Can’t wait until the somewhere in the background of a strip someone gets hit by a failing latte

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MikeT · October 28, 2021

Giant Space Baby now has its latte

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at0m · October 28, 2021

Huh, I hadn't thought about the fact that suction cups don't work in a vacuum

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RoofPig · October 28, 2021

Ooh do we have the Deus Ex Machina for all their financial woes?

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Dean Reilly · October 28, 2021

It's a shame Sam wasn't working, FBSEALH could have gotten a bitchin' spray!

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Matt Grayson · October 28, 2021

It has one, but it's black on black.

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Beechwood Chip · October 28, 2021

Ask Yay about Hmmm - they are more likely to know than anyone, and they love showing off.

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Andrew · October 28, 2021

At least it wasn’t looking for a blue whale to satisfy it’s mission.

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Bill Silvia · October 28, 2021

Coffee for Tilly?

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Matt Grayson · October 28, 2021

Lattes don't work in space, either. Just sayin'.

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Morgan · October 28, 2021

No, they just work differently

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Carrie · October 28, 2021

🥳

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Amanda Miller · October 28, 2021

Just a happy glow

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Matthew Weddig · October 28, 2021

god i hope this is never explained. a new pizza girl for a new era.

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SpryPunk · October 28, 2021

I appreciate that Faye is dumb like me and did not even remotely consider that suction cups don't work in space

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Nicholas A Wagner · October 28, 2021

How often does that come up for you?

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Seidmadr · October 28, 2021

Cue that suction cup detaching and hitting someone in Something*Positive in the head. I think that's how these things work?

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at0m · October 28, 2021

Man, haven't read that name in a longass time

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Andrea Andrew · October 28, 2021

We hardly knew ye. Hope they left Faye and Bubbles a lot of money.

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 28, 2021

"I must go now, my people need me."

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Jason Zions · October 28, 2021

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-must-go

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Foam0Fett · October 28, 2021

I’m not ready for this new character’s storyline to be over!!!

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · October 28, 2021

I eat Von Neumann probes for breakfast. The box never runs out!

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Lana · October 28, 2021

Farewell, new friend 👋

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Michael Boettger · October 28, 2021

*New* New friend.