Proportional Response
the end
(not really)
Comments (121)
I love the abort code!!
Didn't station send down pizza at one point?
I'm so bad at proofreading it took like 5 tries to find the mistake there.
Speaking structurally, would this be considered a cantilevered cliffhanger?
I am _so_ disappointed not to find #cantilever trending on social media....
its the end, time to do porn and really rake in the Patreon dollars :D
What if he was meant it?
Uh, that's great, but there's a typo there... .... .... .... [reboot universe]
Next strip, panel 1: profile view of Station and Earth. panel 2: same angle, barrage of weapons leaves Station on their way to Earth. panel 3: weapons seen steering clear, and blow up in space (or head for the sun). panel 4: Yay in front of the counter at Coffee of Doom, looking unamusedly at Hannelore while everyone else covers their head and has their eyes closed expecting imminent doom. Hannelore has eyes closed but is standing tall looking defiant. Panel 5: Hannelore senses Yay's gaze and opens an eye, making eye-contact with Yay. Yay asks (unamused) "the fuck you doing?"
this is the End; my only friend, the End.
The murderbots NEVER get to do anything fun. All the good stuff goes to the flashy bombardment systems and they just sit there being all smug and all..
Please don't joke about the last QC! It's the only comic I still read daily!
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...
Actually the last panel for the strip should just be a flash or all white box. Sort of the opposite of the Sopranos.
actually more like Failsafe. if you haven't seen it, you should. especially if you didn't live through the Cold War.
Maybe they could use Emily's device to undo the typo before the newsletter was published?
I dread to think what apocalyptic scenes this might inspire, but Claire's glasses are crossing over her nose in the penultimate panel.
"Cancel the nukes, drop the moon instead!"
We've all been there!
See, this is what happens if you give a job your best.
So funny! I've read it multiple times now and I'm is still laughing! Cantilever!
Kinetic, emp, {explosive/nuclear?} Warheads?
Electromagnetic pulse, kills electronic gadgets, like AIs
That was the first time in weeks I’ve laughed out loud at something.
This is the only time in QC history I've been tempted to quit the strip. I almost want to stop reading just so this is the end of the story for me. Alllllmost.
Next strip, Stations offensive systems vs Bubbles defensive systems. What of the earth will remain???
Only Melon's butt
*brandishes knife* “Thank you! I hope you liked it!”
Station, fortunately, is smart enough to say "Yes, ma'am" and not actually do anything until they've checked with Tilly first.
Well, it was a good run, everyone.
Is this a comment on the Patreon typo gang? 😅😅
I can't help but feel we are to blame for pointing out the typo.
I can't help but feel this was already planned, and possibly even in queue.
"In the grim future of WarHanner 2k21, there is only war - and Emperor Pintsize's nude mud wrestling trials beyond Coffee of Thunderdoom..."
Included in the bombardment payload is unit designated ALICE whereas Church is deployed to intercept.
It would be pretty funny if this was the last strip. You should delay the next one by a day and watch everyone freak out.
I had to go back and read the newsletter again. I'm glad I did. It made Dora's response funnier.
Oh for sure. I assumed someone would let him know but , you know, gently
...so I take it everyone else also noticed the typo.
Honestly, not the end of QC I expected but a pretty good ending all things considered
My issue with all of the comic today is this: THEY HAVE AN OVERRIDE CODEWORD FOR THIS. This. Situation. Happened. Before.
It's actually the password for Dora to prove that she read the newsletter! Though I suppose it could also be the password to stop an orbital bombardment?
I had to read the speech bubble three times to see the typo 🤦🏻♂️😅
Damn this would have been PERFECT for an April Fool's strip.
I mean....a part of me feels this is a generally reasonable response. Though another part of me has not seen NEARLY enough of the cast naked yet, so I'm hoping Station has an abort sequence.
QC's version of "Rocks fall. Everyone dies."
Dora's reaction is priceless and I will cherish it forever.
I’m picturing that Dora just hears the tail end of Hanners commands and thinks it’s because Hanners thinks no one read the newsletter and is just giving up.
As someone who used to post stuff on the internet for a living and hated "you made a typo" comments, I am 100% on Hannelore's side here.
Epic post of life changing power sculpted with skill that transcends mortals and what do people get out of it? "*it's"
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
A bit of old Hanners resurfaced, and she brought Operation Scorched Earth with her.
Ah, a case of real life writes the plot.
Love it!
Hanners has been involved in at least one end-of-the-world scenario before. It was set several years in the future, long after she left Northampton behind. Protip: when Hanners leaves town, look for shelter.
RELEASE THE VIRUS
GAH! HELP! I'VE BEEN STABBED!
Please, we all know you liked it.
Don't worry Hanners I had to read it like 10 times before I could find the typo
Somewhat ironic (or coincidental?) given that this is a comic about pointing out a mistake, but I believe you've accidentally drawn Claire's glasses over her nose in panel 4.
The matrix is glitching
And this is how my dad earned pocket money as a small boy. Grandpa got to the point where he couldn't see the typos in his newspaper after running a proof, so he called in his kids and paid them a nickel per typo spotted.
cover your tracks with a crater
this is some excellent fourth-wall breaking/fan service ;)
Next week: Steve makes breakfast and realizes the kitchen is open air and the roaches are radioactive. Also Melon and Yay are there.
ohgdthe KNIFE
Might still be fun to take an unannounced break from the comic right after this goes up. :-P
Cantilever alone for five minutes without her calling in an orbital strike?
Oh god, you've caught butts disease too - is there no limit to it's pernicious advance!
Why is Dora saying "cantilever"? Is that a reference?
It's the safe word. Can't remember which comic it was but it was recent
Also, with the time it takes for a target package to reach CoD and the elapsed time between strips, we'd get at least 5-10 more...
Claire why would you do this
nah. the last strip will jsut show a giant explosion on the side of the earth where Station destroyed the town.
I'm sure it's not the first time that destroying Northampton in nuclear fire has been wished for.
I always knew a typo would cause the end of the world 😏😂
just expected it to be a typo in code, not a local coffee shop newsletter
Nuke ‘em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
I was looking for this. You took my joke, dammit!
I can't argue that this wouldn't be a brilliant end... But I hope to die before the true end comes.
Who many generations of character offspring are we talking about?
I forget, what's "cantilever" a reference to?
Last line of newsletter
i would be incredibly sad to see the strip go but an ending like this would be so on brand i would have no choice but to salute it
But Jeph has to leave the Patreon up so we can talk about it until the end of days.
Deploying pizza bombardment
"Electro-Magnetic Pizza"?
We have to wait for 72 hours to find out, don’t we?
That's just Station purging every digital copy from existence.
Death of OCD, as I would expect.
Next page is just a link to Alice Grove with the caption "some time later..."
Mr. Church's first name is Pintsize. No one know's why.
CANTILEVERRRRRRR
CANTILEVERRRRRRR
I love that Dora has a Station Safeword. Has this gun been seen on the wall before? It sounds familiar but I can't place it.
It's not a station safe word, it's the code word Hannelore put at the end of the newsletter so Dora could prove she read it.
What will we read now?
"Sunstone: Cantilever" - what better name for it's as-yet unnamed 4th arc?
Okay that would be hilarious though
I guess she got that cranial uplink to Station after all!
This would have been a good one to post on March 31st, with the April 1st comic just being a nuclear mushroom cloud.
And that's the End. QED. Fare-thee-well. Catch you on the backside. Later days and better lays. Sayonara mon frere. Peas out. We're so done we're burnt. We are an ex-parrot.
Why does she have a knife?
Spiders?
This would be super funny if it were the last comic! Glad it's not though!
RIV (Rest In Vapour)
RAP - Rest As Plasma
Tilly is still up there to veto this, right?
But does Tilly get a veto? I mean, I understand there's been some amount of reorg since they first got there. But the overall effects of that reorganization have not been clarified in any detail that I'm aware of.
Sooo, we're not gonna talk about where that knife ended up?
It's definitely in her foot. She won't notice till Dora slips in the blood.
No Jeph, it would not be funny
It's Schrodinger's cliffhanger. It's both funny and not funny until we see if there's a comic tomorrow. (There better be a comic tomorrow. Or I'm burning it all down.)
We all know this can't be the last QC, we haven't even reached #6969 yet.
Got a ways to go before that milestone, geez
It's been a good run here at QC
Its too late Dora, what has been is already been done.
I see what you did there
The end will almost certainly involve Yelling Bird.
Jeph covering his own mistakes by writing them in?
You can't prove it wasn't intentional that way. 😇
