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Proportional Response
October 21, 2021

Proportional Response

the end


(not really)

Comments (121)

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Bill Hall · October 25, 2021

I love the abort code!!

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Jax · October 23, 2021

Didn't station send down pizza at one point?

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Diana · October 23, 2021

I'm so bad at proofreading it took like 5 tries to find the mistake there.

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Mad Marie · October 23, 2021

Speaking structurally, would this be considered a cantilevered cliffhanger?

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That Blair Guy · October 23, 2021

I am _so_ disappointed not to find #cantilever trending on social media....

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Jere · October 22, 2021

its the end, time to do porn and really rake in the Patreon dollars :D

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Graham Davenport · October 22, 2021

What if he was meant it?

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Ursus Ridens · October 22, 2021

Uh, that's great, but there's a typo there... .... .... .... [reboot universe]

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Erik Goossens · October 21, 2021

Next strip, panel 1: profile view of Station and Earth. panel 2: same angle, barrage of weapons leaves Station on their way to Earth. panel 3: weapons seen steering clear, and blow up in space (or head for the sun). panel 4: Yay in front of the counter at Coffee of Doom, looking unamusedly at Hannelore while everyone else covers their head and has their eyes closed expecting imminent doom. Hannelore has eyes closed but is standing tall looking defiant. Panel 5: Hannelore senses Yay's gaze and opens an eye, making eye-contact with Yay. Yay asks (unamused) "the fuck you doing?"

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Joe · October 21, 2021

this is the End; my only friend, the End.

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Darla Donahue · October 21, 2021

The murderbots NEVER get to do anything fun. All the good stuff goes to the flashy bombardment systems and they just sit there being all smug and all..

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Laura Curry · October 21, 2021

Please don't joke about the last QC! It's the only comic I still read daily!

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Mark · October 21, 2021

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

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Jim Feldman · October 21, 2021

Actually the last panel for the strip should just be a flash or all white box. Sort of the opposite of the Sopranos.

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Joe · October 21, 2021

actually more like Failsafe. if you haven't seen it, you should. especially if you didn't live through the Cold War.

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Phil Crawford · October 21, 2021

Maybe they could use Emily's device to undo the typo before the newsletter was published?

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FruitbatStudios · October 21, 2021

I dread to think what apocalyptic scenes this might inspire, but Claire's glasses are crossing over her nose in the penultimate panel.

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Leak · October 21, 2021

"Cancel the nukes, drop the moon instead!"

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Ruth Merriam · October 21, 2021

We've all been there!

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William Cole · October 21, 2021

See, this is what happens if you give a job your best.

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Liam Barksdale · October 21, 2021

So funny! I've read it multiple times now and I'm is still laughing! Cantilever!

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YourKingMob · October 21, 2021

Kinetic, emp, {explosive/nuclear?} Warheads?

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J.E. Melton · October 21, 2021

Electromagnetic pulse, kills electronic gadgets, like AIs

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Andy · October 21, 2021

That was the first time in weeks I’ve laughed out loud at something.

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Kyle · October 21, 2021

This is the only time in QC history I've been tempted to quit the strip. I almost want to stop reading just so this is the end of the story for me. Alllllmost.

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Marc Tabor · October 21, 2021

Next strip, Stations offensive systems vs Bubbles defensive systems. What of the earth will remain???

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Bagge · October 21, 2021

Only Melon's butt

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panpolypuff · October 21, 2021

*brandishes knife* “Thank you! I hope you liked it!”

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Stephen Wells · October 21, 2021

Station, fortunately, is smart enough to say "Yes, ma'am" and not actually do anything until they've checked with Tilly first.

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AlexKorobeiniki · October 21, 2021

Well, it was a good run, everyone.

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Duncan · October 21, 2021

Is this a comment on the Patreon typo gang? 😅😅

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Stephen Norris · October 21, 2021

I can't help but feel we are to blame for pointing out the typo.

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Some Ed · October 21, 2021

I can't help but feel this was already planned, and possibly even in queue.

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Leak · October 21, 2021

"In the grim future of WarHanner 2k21, there is only war - and Emperor Pintsize's nude mud wrestling trials beyond Coffee of Thunderdoom..."

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Ami · October 21, 2021

Included in the bombardment payload is unit designated ALICE whereas Church is deployed to intercept.

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Connor Wilson · October 21, 2021

It would be pretty funny if this was the last strip. You should delay the next one by a day and watch everyone freak out.

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MasterPenDragon · October 21, 2021

I had to go back and read the newsletter again. I'm glad I did. It made Dora's response funnier.

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Brian Clarke · October 21, 2021

Oh for sure. I assumed someone would let him know but , you know, gently

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Michael Chui (Duiker) · October 21, 2021

...so I take it everyone else also noticed the typo.

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Bagge · October 21, 2021

Honestly, not the end of QC I expected but a pretty good ending all things considered

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R L · October 21, 2021

My issue with all of the comic today is this: THEY HAVE AN OVERRIDE CODEWORD FOR THIS. This. Situation. Happened. Before.

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Justin · October 21, 2021

It's actually the password for Dora to prove that she read the newsletter! Though I suppose it could also be the password to stop an orbital bombardment?

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sjlxndr · October 21, 2021

I had to read the speech bubble three times to see the typo 🤦🏻‍♂️😅

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Yohannon · October 21, 2021

Damn this would have been PERFECT for an April Fool's strip.

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Anthony Gaglianese · October 21, 2021

I mean....a part of me feels this is a generally reasonable response. Though another part of me has not seen NEARLY enough of the cast naked yet, so I'm hoping Station has an abort sequence.

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kaitou · October 21, 2021

QC's version of "Rocks fall. Everyone dies."

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Finvaara · October 21, 2021

Dora's reaction is priceless and I will cherish it forever.

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Steve H · October 24, 2021

I’m picturing that Dora just hears the tail end of Hanners commands and thinks it’s because Hanners thinks no one read the newsletter and is just giving up.

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Dani · October 21, 2021

As someone who used to post stuff on the internet for a living and hated "you made a typo" comments, I am 100% on Hannelore's side here.

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Nicholas A Wagner · October 21, 2021

Epic post of life changing power sculpted with skill that transcends mortals and what do people get out of it? "*it's"

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 21, 2021

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

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Sir Pants · October 21, 2021

A bit of old Hanners resurfaced, and she brought Operation Scorched Earth with her.

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Thisguy · October 21, 2021

Ah, a case of real life writes the plot.

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DonnieRamesJio · October 21, 2021

Love it!

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Michael Boettger · October 21, 2021

Hanners has been involved in at least one end-of-the-world scenario before. It was set several years in the future, long after she left Northampton behind. Protip: when Hanners leaves town, look for shelter.

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Alan Wiggs · October 21, 2021

RELEASE THE VIRUS

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Yelling Bird · October 21, 2021

GAH! HELP! I'VE BEEN STABBED!

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Kyle Schumacher · October 21, 2021

Please, we all know you liked it.

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Jrvis · October 21, 2021

Don't worry Hanners I had to read it like 10 times before I could find the typo

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Wynn · October 21, 2021

Somewhat ironic (or coincidental?) given that this is a comic about pointing out a mistake, but I believe you've accidentally drawn Claire's glasses over her nose in panel 4.

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Mad Marie · October 21, 2021

The matrix is glitching

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Kristin Wingo · October 21, 2021

And this is how my dad earned pocket money as a small boy. Grandpa got to the point where he couldn't see the typos in his newspaper after running a proof, so he called in his kids and paid them a nickel per typo spotted.

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red sands · October 21, 2021

cover your tracks with a crater

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Chelsea · October 21, 2021

this is some excellent fourth-wall breaking/fan service ;)

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Miyaa · October 21, 2021

Next week: Steve makes breakfast and realizes the kitchen is open air and the roaches are radioactive. Also Melon and Yay are there.

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Vic or Vyxter · October 21, 2021

ohgdthe KNIFE

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Trevor Key · October 21, 2021

Might still be fun to take an unannounced break from the comic right after this goes up. :-P

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Mad Marie · October 21, 2021

Cantilever alone for five minutes without her calling in an orbital strike?

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David Durant · October 21, 2021

Oh god, you've caught butts disease too - is there no limit to it's pernicious advance!

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Pejo · October 21, 2021

Why is Dora saying "cantilever"? Is that a reference?

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William Davy · October 21, 2021

It's the safe word. Can't remember which comic it was but it was recent

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Kenneth · October 21, 2021

Also, with the time it takes for a target package to reach CoD and the elapsed time between strips, we'd get at least 5-10 more...

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fluffy · October 21, 2021

Claire why would you do this

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Absentia · October 21, 2021

nah. the last strip will jsut show a giant explosion on the side of the earth where Station destroyed the town.

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Marc Kevin Hall · October 21, 2021

I'm sure it's not the first time that destroying Northampton in nuclear fire has been wished for.

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Simon Fielding · October 21, 2021

I always knew a typo would cause the end of the world 😏😂

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Temba His Arms Wide · October 21, 2021

just expected it to be a typo in code, not a local coffee shop newsletter

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Andrew · October 21, 2021

Nuke ‘em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

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Chuck Dee · October 21, 2021

I was looking for this. You took my joke, dammit!

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Theodore Swift · October 21, 2021

I can't argue that this wouldn't be a brilliant end... But I hope to die before the true end comes.

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David Durant · October 21, 2021

Who many generations of character offspring are we talking about?

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Eric Christian Berg · October 21, 2021

I forget, what's "cantilever" a reference to?

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Matt Grayson · October 21, 2021

Last line of newsletter

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David · October 21, 2021

i would be incredibly sad to see the strip go but an ending like this would be so on brand i would have no choice but to salute it

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Nancy Boutwell · October 21, 2021

But Jeph has to leave the Patreon up so we can talk about it until the end of days.

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MikeT · October 21, 2021

Deploying pizza bombardment

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awgiedawgie · October 21, 2021

"Electro-Magnetic Pizza"?

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Mad Marie · October 21, 2021

We have to wait for 72 hours to find out, don’t we?

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Elberik · October 21, 2021

That's just Station purging every digital copy from existence.

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Slashplane · October 21, 2021

Death of OCD, as I would expect.

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Verteiron · October 21, 2021

Next page is just a link to Alice Grove with the caption "some time later..."

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Matt Grayson · October 21, 2021

Mr. Church's first name is Pintsize. No one know's why.

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Jackie Horn · October 21, 2021

CANTILEVERRRRRRR

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Carrie · October 21, 2021

CANTILEVERRRRRRR

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Buck Caldwell · October 21, 2021

I love that Dora has a Station Safeword. Has this gun been seen on the wall before? It sounds familiar but I can't place it.

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Edward Eade II · October 21, 2021

It's not a station safe word, it's the code word Hannelore put at the end of the newsletter so Dora could prove she read it.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · October 21, 2021

What will we read now?

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Leak · October 21, 2021

"Sunstone: Cantilever" - what better name for it's as-yet unnamed 4th arc?

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Skyler · October 21, 2021

Okay that would be hilarious though

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Matt Hollenberg · October 21, 2021

I guess she got that cranial uplink to Station after all!

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Binkenstein · October 21, 2021

This would have been a good one to post on March 31st, with the April 1st comic just being a nuclear mushroom cloud.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · October 21, 2021

And that's the End. QED. Fare-thee-well. Catch you on the backside. Later days and better lays. Sayonara mon frere. Peas out. We're so done we're burnt. We are an ex-parrot.

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Tannerbot · October 21, 2021

Why does she have a knife?

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Andrew Mitchell · October 21, 2021

Spiders?

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Conrad · October 21, 2021

This would be super funny if it were the last comic! Glad it's not though!

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Simon Green · October 21, 2021

RIV (Rest In Vapour)

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Mike O'Dell · October 21, 2021

RAP - Rest As Plasma

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Drazi · October 21, 2021

Tilly is still up there to veto this, right?

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Some Ed · October 21, 2021

But does Tilly get a veto? I mean, I understand there's been some amount of reorg since they first got there. But the overall effects of that reorganization have not been clarified in any detail that I'm aware of.

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Lethan Lewis · October 21, 2021

Sooo, we're not gonna talk about where that knife ended up?

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Sarah FitzGerald · October 21, 2021

It's definitely in her foot. She won't notice till Dora slips in the blood.

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doorbender · October 21, 2021

No Jeph, it would not be funny

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Sarah FitzGerald · October 21, 2021

It's Schrodinger's cliffhanger. It's both funny and not funny until we see if there's a comic tomorrow. (There better be a comic tomorrow. Or I'm burning it all down.)

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Orion Rhine · October 21, 2021

We all know this can't be the last QC, we haven't even reached #6969 yet.

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at0m · October 21, 2021

Got a ways to go before that milestone, geez

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Joel Bateman · October 21, 2021

It's been a good run here at QC

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Michael · October 21, 2021

Its too late Dora, what has been is already been done.

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Photon · October 21, 2021

I see what you did there

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Max D S · October 21, 2021

The end will almost certainly involve Yelling Bird.

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Kate Cole · October 21, 2021

Jeph covering his own mistakes by writing them in?

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Drazi · October 21, 2021

You can't prove it wasn't intentional that way. 😇