Babby Dwinks
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I'm suddenly reminded of the line from an older comic that was something like "Melon and logic are like water and oil, you can get them to mix but it requires vigorous shaking"
found it (it was actually oil and vinegar in that comic too) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962
That last panel is Everything. <3
There's something off about the phrase "It seems like you don't get mix". Like it should be "It seems like you won't mix" or "It seems like you don't mix" instead
Thanks, I didn't see it at first, now it's all I'll ever see. Even if he fixes it on the main site, when I go down a QC hole (I stay up for as long as it takes me to read from issue 1-now) I'll always see this.
Now I want hot chocolate.
That last panel gives me such joy.
Ranch is good. Chipotle ranch is even better. Just don't substitute ranch for the bleu cheese dressing with buffalo wings. That's blasphemy.
I didn't like ranch until my partner started making it from scratch. It's amazing! Agreed on the wings, though - bleu cheese all the way.
I'm gonna have to send you my dentist bill, cause I'm sure all this sweetness is giving me cavities :P
Extra word "get" in the final panel...
Snugglehug!
Yes! It’s just so sweet!
YEAH! NOW SUCK THAT COCK!
“Babby Dwinks” is Yelling Bird’s stage name.
Hey, Clinton can like ranch just fine. There's a lot of reasons it's popular: pepper, cream, texture. I don't go for it myself but for the haters I suggest: 1) try making your own at home, 2) chuck some Tobasco in it and see if that makes it more satisfying. Or! Hear me out. Sriracha Ranch.
Don't forget the garlic
a babby dwink for the babby twink
Thanks to your comment I just figured out what Jeph meant by that title wasn't calling Clinton a twink
We don't really have ranch dressing here, but I always heard jokes about it being the epitome of crass Americana, so I figured it was, I'unno, slices of hot dog floating in marshmallow fluff. I was surprised when I learned it was just a cream sauce with a mix of spices and herbs. It sounds nice?
Only judgy judggertons don’t let people enjoy ranch. It’s very nice.
"you don't get mix"?
He works at a bar. He is always drunk. Grammar is subjective. I'm sure we'll get a 400-page dissertation on his saucing followed by an update on the submersible helicopter Steve bought in Thailand. It's fine. Don't judge.
I just came here to say: Ranch is good!
It's good!
Clinton, come on. At least upgrade to bleu cheese.
I was sad when their naked time ended but this is just as good
I feel like your sadness may be in part because you're looking at it wrong. I think you should hit the edit button (click the dots beside the reply to button for your comment, and it will be right there) and put the word "first" where it minimizes your sadness the most.
The Virgin Ranch dressing vs the Chad Ceasar dressing
So this will be the day when I discover different kinds of ranch dressing, just like three years ago I learned about Japanese style mayonnaise.
Faye and Bubbles are a creamy Gorgonzola-Dijon.
Clinton would look ridiculous in a cowboy hat, though.
Jeph: can we see a Marigold-style internal view of Clinton’s brain where all the Clintons are characters in an old west town?
ain't nuffin wrong with ranch or vinaigrettes.
I'm 37 and my sister is 41 and she still has problems seeing me as a functional adult. Clinton and Claire's fights are a lot like my sister and my fights.
I'm nearly 50 and I still have problems seeing me as a functional adult. Just sayin'.
How about ranch AND oil and vinegar mixed?
WTF
So which two characters would create a lovely balsamic vinegrette?
Yay, Roko, & Melon in some weird threesome.
They are so fucking cute 🥺
Ranch?! Eww!
Seconded. Ranch is for babies.