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Promises, Promises
October 6, 2021

Promises, Promises

it's dried and ground up moths

Comments (67)

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Posted4You · October 7, 2021

Cool Tat on the customer! 8D

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Daryl Sawyer · October 7, 2021

Is it just me, or is her "interview clothes" style kind of similar to Angus?

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David Durant · October 6, 2021

What's the item on the chalkboard that just has "NO" written next to it?

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Boris Pelakh · October 6, 2021

I can't read that one (I would assume it's something like a Frappuccino), but I am amused by the 'Advice' and 'Good Advice' items on the board - what are the odds that 'Good Advice' can be obtained at CoD?

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Tim Williams · October 6, 2021

I have just noticed that QC world is becoming 3-D

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R. Francis Smith · October 6, 2021

I'm sure there are people out there using their specific educations in their specific careers, I just don't seem to know any of them, including myself

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TV4Fun · October 6, 2021

Sad to think how much the vibe of Coffee of Doom has changed since we used to hang out there.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · October 6, 2021

I bet it's dried salt from the tears of all the customers Faye served when she worked there. Dora has enough of them for a couple decades still.

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Miyaa · October 6, 2021

The number of libraries I know who have to add a coffee shop just to bring in people is fairly high.

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Matt Pedone · October 6, 2021

If my town added a coffee shop to the library, I would love my library even more, which I didn't think was possible.

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Mad Marie · October 6, 2021

I’m beginning to think that there is no coffee in that cup…the contents are 100% sugar moths.

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Chris Crowther · October 6, 2021

I am reminded of the food joint advert that asked for people with humanities degrees because if they all had to work at a food joint it would be nice to at least have something to talk about.

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Joshua Bushman · October 6, 2021

I thought Claire's outfit here had suspenders and was extremely disappointed to realize it was just a purse strap.

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Evan E. Roberts · October 6, 2021

Suspenders would be dope

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PixelThis · October 6, 2021

One Cafe Mothra please!

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Fart Captor · October 6, 2021

Oops I'm in love with Unnamed Purple Haired Customer 😔

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Bagge · October 6, 2021

"But what if I am so anxious I ruin it! Now I'm anxious about that!"

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Halloween Jack · October 6, 2021

https://youtu.be/YYtBF1OVciU

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Grace Serenity · October 6, 2021

Oh! That's her purse! I thought she was wearing suspenders. Thin suspenders with that top would look pretty great!

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Joshua Bushman · October 6, 2021

I thought the same!

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Carl Fink · October 6, 2021

For some reason, I'm convinced Jeph knows that purple-haired customer in real life.

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Mad Marie · October 6, 2021

The sugary coffee is for her tattoo artist who works out of the robot repair shop down the street.

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Adam · October 6, 2021

What kind of monster let's the sugar get that low?

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William Cole · October 6, 2021

It was full when Dora started pouring!

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Alex Borders · October 6, 2021

"Is that sugar? Salt? Cocaine?" Am I the only one that tried to read the menu board?

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Carl Fink · October 6, 2021

Nope. If he follows form, Jeph will reveal it bit by bit over this week.

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Hugh Eckert · October 6, 2021

The seven percent soy latte.

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Mad Marie · October 6, 2021

I see what you did there, Holmes.

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Yelling Bird · October 6, 2021

I OFFERED HER A JOB! I'M STILL WAITING FOR A REPLY!

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Peter Lewerin · October 6, 2021

Oh you will get a reply, one day when you least expect it

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VoxOrbisBrad · October 6, 2021

I love that Claire still finds worries no matter what!

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MrMurphstoffelees · October 6, 2021

Aha, Dora's pouring on the sugar! Clever Jeph, very clever

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Unkn0wabl3 · October 6, 2021

That anticipatory tongue in panel three is so cute lol

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Rob McBobson · October 6, 2021

I like the angle in panel 2. Interesting visuals.

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Lance D Bader · October 6, 2021

I know, right! Draw that transparent glass! Go Jeph!

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Tamara Macadam · October 6, 2021

oh glorious

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Mad Marie · October 6, 2021

The spiders have taken over the grinder and moths is their featured grind of the month.

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Matthew Dobson · October 6, 2021

I appreciate this callback

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Darcy Conaty · October 6, 2021

I had a job interview like that once. I kept telling them why they didn't want to hire me and they kept telling me why they did. (They did, it worked out fine.)

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salixOS · October 6, 2021

No Jeph, the cocaine was added in liquid form. That's just sugar.

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Sleepy John · October 6, 2021

She has the jitters and she hasn't even touched the coffee yet.

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Paul V. · October 6, 2021

I am an academic library director, and I have had this conversation eleventy-pepsi times.

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carmanut · October 6, 2021

Got any openings, lol? My wife has an MLIS and has been following Claire's trajectory since before the pandemic.

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Rainbow Dash · October 6, 2021

Anhydrous caffeine, maybe?

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Michael Boettger · October 6, 2021

Claire dear, you'll be fine. Why? If Hanners can master the art of baristatry, you can. Dora and you *could* compare notes. Most humans take detours on their career paths. And who's to say librarians wouldn't enjoy a bit of high octane Joe to move things along? Holster your fears and doubt. And while your at it, could I get a large latte, extra shot, easy on the whip, please?

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Some Ed · October 6, 2021

I've been to a library where, judging by the smell and the number of coffee mugs on the librarian side of the counter, having 'barista' on ones resume could probably help one get a job. Just sayin, so you know. (It's in the state of Massachusetts, but not in Northampton. But there could be one in Northampton, too.)

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Amelia Margetts · October 6, 2021

My guess was gonna be MSG

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 6, 2021

Make sure you get Claire to sign a non-disclosure agreement before you reveal to her the secret ingredient to spider-coffee... (hint: IT'S SPIDERS)!!

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J.R. Murdock · October 6, 2021

Now I want a scribble tattoo.

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Ashley Thomas · October 6, 2021

if it was cocaine she would be charging a lot more

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Dean Reilly · October 6, 2021

Claire, all in her job interview outfit. 😁

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Miranda E. O. Wilde · October 6, 2021

Super cute!

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Simon Green · October 6, 2021

Our old favourite coffee shop served almond croissants with a syringe full of brown stuff sticking out of the side. I can only assume it was heroin because IT WAS SO DELICIOUS. The, ah, brown stuff that is. Not the syringe. The syringe just tasted like plastic and was not very enjoyable at all.

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BobC · October 6, 2021

Mocha Loco?

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Noise · October 6, 2021

Claire, Claire, Claire... You're worrying about those things, while you're completely forgetting the fact that your brother is a regular customer. Think of the opportunities. "GACK!" "THAT WAS FOR CHRISTMAS DAY, WHEN WE WERE NINE!"

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Some Ed · October 6, 2021

That's a funny way to spell "repressing".

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Simon Fielding · October 6, 2021

What happened to raven? (And Penelope for that matter?) 🤔

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Simon Green · October 6, 2021

She saw all this coming and flew the coop.

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Will Weaver · October 6, 2021

I don’t know why but Claire looks extra cute here. I think it’s the shirt.

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MikeT · October 6, 2021

If it were cocaine, the coffee would be served with a suspiciously creditcard-looking biscuit...

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cakecake · October 6, 2021

Gawd I missed Dora. I love her so much. I hope this upcoming arc has some fun Dora/Coffee of Doom moments :)

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Max Kaehn · October 6, 2021

Time to invent the new job of KNOWLEDGE BARISTA, providing academic references with your caffeinated beverage

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R L · October 6, 2021

You joke but that could literally become a menu item: 50$ for a latte, 4 refills, snide and tutoring.

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Elberik · October 6, 2021

This is still hitting way too close to home for me

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Captain Button · October 6, 2021

Claire will become as skillful and dedicated barista as soon as she completes THE RITUAL.

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Max D S · October 6, 2021

Jeph, what about the spiders?

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Elberik · October 6, 2021

Covid shortages. They had to switch to moths.