Self-Analysis
pole dance
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Faye "emotionally adept"? That wasn't the first description that came to mind. She's certainly better, but...
"More emotionally adept than Bubbles" is not the same as "actually emotionally adept".
Somewhere some child reading your comics is going to be the first to CREATE Quantum Spin Lithography, Jeph. Much like the young fans of Asimov or Norton went into space.
Bubs is looking super hot - is it weird I miss her armor?
Pintsize is about to swipe right because this is the AI he went on a date with years ago now that he didnt realize identified as male. (You can use that, Jeph)
OMG you’re right.
My first thought was that Clinton could help in a pinch, but I guess Winslow is the closest to an AI therapist in this social circle.
[enter Pintsize] Somebody need a therapist?
Melon to the rescue?
To modify Alice Cooper... (Billion Dollar Baby) Melon! Dollar Baby! Rubber little monster, baby I adore ya Man or woman living Couldn’t love you like me baby
it's good to acknowledge your limits. now I'm wondering who the therapist is going to be!
His components were assembled at the Oedipus complex.
I heard what happened to that complex. What a tragedy
Gonna take a wild guess that quantum spin lithography is waterless
The should just get Winslow down here. Or, you know, Pintsize
Good news! Bubbles can handle a 12' pole.
She must be very skilled as a warrior to wield that kind of combat staff (I am trying to not make it sound dirty but I just CAN'T)
I think they need to ask Station for advice.
I'm not sure if Station and Yay combined could figure this one out...
Wouldn't be much of a pike if it didn't at some point. Ayooooo.... I'll see myself out....
I think he's reading some of Station's fanfic about Emma and Yay's totally not classified why would you even think such a thing existed but regardless you have about 5 seconds to stop talking before I legally have to remove you from every timeline in existence did I say that out loud?
39-and-a-half-foot pole
Why not call that a 12 meter pole?
This is where they call Roko and her AI-social-service charity.
Faye: "You're the AI here!" Bubbles: "And you think being one makes me an expert on one?" Faye: "Well, doesn't it?" Bubbles: "Are you an expert on all aspects of being human?" Faye: "Okay, fair point."
I'm dying. The look on bubbles face in the last panel.
The look on BOTH their faces.
On the one hand, trying to help him if they want to is cool and good. On the other hand, they don't owe him anything and trying to force them to be his therapist is uncool.
YES! YES! THE POLE! GET THAT POLE!
Nice top bubbles. On topic: He has to know that they are not therapists,.... He just wants someone to see him, acknowlege him maybe even interact in a positive way. If you feel guilty Faye, don't charge him, but let him talk as long as other business isn't happening,....
No, shop time is charge time. No free rides. :) If for anything else, charging him will hope stop him from trying to use Faye/Bubbles as therapists.
I'm a printer. Now I'm desperate to find out what a "quantum spin lithography machine" looks like. And what it does.
Doesn't matter, you never get it to work past all the driver conflicts.
CALL LEMON! Ok, I’m mostly saying that because I want to see Lemon.
Look, lets break out the heavy artillery. Call in Melon. And EMILY!
Okay definitely Faye is traversing the Dr. Drew of sketchy sex counseling psychology.
OK show of hands: how many of us are adhoc therapists for one or more friends? (And now keep your hand up if YOU also use one or more of your friends as a therapist)
How does one report content that they dislike on this here application?
Where's a harpoon when you need one?
Not sure, ask Brun.
Nice top, Bubs!
Bubs would be an excellent top
"This is my social distancing polearm"
I actually have one of those.
Bubbles doesn't use metric!?!?
Of course not! She's an American!
Afterwards, burn that pole.
Ya know, I never knew that was a thing, til now. Learn something new every day, I guess.
That's a 30 case at LEAST.
I think it’s time for the catapult. Someone get Sam.
Get the dragon halberd
The HARPOON!