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You Are Not Alone
September 26, 2021

You Are Not Alone

I had stupid hair back then


it was the 90s

Comments (60)

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M Cohen · September 28, 2021

We must be the same age, that was the hairstyle of every guy in junior high and high school.

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Wild Card · September 27, 2021

It hits even AIs

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MikeT · September 27, 2021

You are (not) broken

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Krista Elliott · September 26, 2021

Aw...poor pink robot with his depression and his early Nick Carter haircut...

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Robin Wyatt · September 26, 2021

Everyone had stupid hair in the 90s

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Hugh Eckert · September 26, 2021

I had a different stupid hairstyle in the 90's. Oddly enough, my current reduced capacity for enjoyment *is* being caused by the human equivalent of a loose cable: I have a pinched nerve and no treatment so far has helped. More medical appointments tomorrow....

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Peter McDevitt · September 26, 2021

i'm in this picture and i don't like it.

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Yohannon · September 26, 2021

I know, I feel attacked too...and I think I had that hairstyle when I was 14. In *1977*. I think it's one of the secret hairstyles catholic mom's gave their sons to keep them from getting lucky too soon.

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Populuxe · September 26, 2021

I’m feeling Sadbot right now.

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Bagge · September 26, 2021

Introduce him to Pintsize. He might find a wildly stupid meaning of life, but that's still a meaning of life

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Maurice Kessler · September 26, 2021

Pink, I hear ya.

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Edward Justice · September 26, 2021

You know you have to name him Marvin.

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Phil A · September 26, 2021

"I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you. Oh Bud you're not alone... Oh, God. You remember that time - you were pretty drunk, you probably don't remember - but the power went out in that little apartment we had on Orange Street? We were staring at that one little candle, and I, I said something really dumb like, that candle was me, and like every one of us is out there alone in the dark in this life... and you just, you just lit up another candle and you put it beside mine and said "No! See, that's me. That's me"... and we stared at the two candles, and then... well, if you remember any of this, I'm sure you remember the next part. But there *are* two candles in the dark. I'm with you. I'll always be with you Bud, I promise that." - The Abyss, Lindsey Brigman

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Ted Van Roekel · September 26, 2021

Same, Pink Robot, same...

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CAPOCAP · September 26, 2021

That hairstyle is very popular style in Sweden right now.

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Mark · September 26, 2021

Is every character in this strip Jeph?

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SilverbackRon · September 26, 2021

In one way or another, yes, every character is Jeph. I hear that, just like Steve, Jeph also likes eating cereal.

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Eckrail · September 26, 2021

I too had this haircut, but only once. Unfortunately it was for my goddamn senior pictures.

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Atashkada · September 26, 2021

In the 90s, I, too, had this haircut. From the hairdresser tho. (I didn't have depression yet, at least)

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Ye Olde Phart · September 26, 2021

Let's meet Marvin.

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Douglas E. Smith · September 28, 2021

I wonder what the AIs of the QC Universe would think of the Genuine People Personalities of Hitchhiker's Guide? I actually think Marvin would fit right in, but I am biased.

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Mad Marie · September 26, 2021

You don’t have to be alone with this, pink friend! Kudos to you for coming to talk to someone about this. At the moment, Faye and Bubs are analogous to an entire hospital of medical generalists and specialists. I wonder if over time, robot repair will evolve into a whole host of specialties and sub-specialties. I suppose with Lemon etc. there are at least some mental health analogs.

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Pejo · September 26, 2021

mfw this comic & Jeph's captions & just like the world & my life in general 😭

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Francis · September 26, 2021

Saw the title and 100% thought there was going to be an Evangelion reference. “You are (not) alone”. AI suffering from mental illnesses is a fascinating concept! Very interested to see how this plays out (and I love how your work acts as a sort of thought experiment for a future with AI Jeph!)

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Pejo · September 26, 2021

Your Evangelion meta-reference made me think of a Doctor Who reference for the same phrase from the Russell T. Davies era. Topical!

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Yelling Bird · September 26, 2021

PINK-BOY!

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Tamara Macadam · September 26, 2021

aw :(

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Abhayakara · September 26, 2021

Marvin!

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Abhayakara · September 26, 2021

Remember, kids: it’s a competition!

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Andrea Andrew · September 26, 2021

In the 90s, as a kid, I had a bowl cut.

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Slashplane · September 26, 2021

Yeah that's the kid whose mom always does his haircut and thier family is snobby becuse they didn't see you at church on sunday.

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Nick Cusworth · September 26, 2021

If TikTok has taught me anything it's that apparently middle parts and late 90s hair is cool again with the yutes. As a former middle part victim of the 90s into mid 2000s I am deeply shook.

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Jennifer Doyle · September 26, 2021

Everyone had stupid hair in the 90s, it was a reaction to the stupid hair we had in the 80s.

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Andrea Andrew · September 26, 2021

At least the 80s had volume. The 90s was all about straight hair.

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Thisguy · September 26, 2021

Call Lemon.

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LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis) · September 26, 2021

It would not surprise me if Bubbles did have her contact information handy.

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KCkittysnores · September 26, 2021

Hi, pinkbot. You are valuable, you are loved, and you deserve joy. I’m proud of you for being brave and seeking help.

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SpookyPenguin · September 26, 2021

If only it was a simple thing like a cable. Once a teacher told us, wildly inappropriate to kids but no less true, that if we all had a button we could press to end it all, most people would press it at some point. I've never felt that bad but I've felt plenty empty and fortunately I'm not blaming myself for it these days.

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LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis) · September 26, 2021

I don’t know. My teacher friends have seen kids we’d think are way too young very ready to press that button. Your teacher could have been responding to seeing that in some of her kids and thinking it was better to just let them all know hey they weren’t alone or irreparably broken.

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Nicole Hands · September 26, 2021

I think we all had stupid hair in the 90's. You're also not alone, Jeph.

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Foam0Fett · September 26, 2021

I dig the Andrew W.K. reference, even if that wasn’t what you were going for 🤘🏾

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Verteiron · September 26, 2021

I feel this is relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJn8SS83LDI

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Daniel S · September 26, 2021

Are Faye and Bubbles qualified to treat robot depression? Is Sam?

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Matt Leach · September 26, 2021

How old is he? Is this the equivalent of teenage ennui?

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John Seiler · September 26, 2021

So Jeph was a depressed robot in High School? Neat.

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Orion Rhine · September 26, 2021

I mean, who wasn't?

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Sleepy John · September 26, 2021

His capacitor for enjoyment isn't holding a charge.

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Marc Kevin Hall · September 26, 2021

[makes notes for next therapy session]

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Michael Boettger · September 26, 2021

Yay! A Faye (and Bubbles?) arc! And a new character. We'll call him sadbot for now.

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Elberik · September 26, 2021

This is why many people want to be told they're just possessed by a demon or something.

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Todd Ellner · September 26, 2021

When you're depressed in America you sit in a dimly lit room and pay to tell someone about your problems. When you are depressed in some other countries you get up and dance to killer drum music, and God's representative throws out the demons making you feel bad. The first approach does not work noticeably better than the second.

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Heather Tennant · September 26, 2021

Oof I’ve been there pink robot

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Madeline Hunter · September 26, 2021

Being robo-people does mean that they can get people problems, it's true.

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Miyaa · September 26, 2021

And for a moment there I thought is that Winslow?

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Populuxe · September 26, 2021

Very likely another member of the Soft Boy™️ chassis series.

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Fart Captor · September 26, 2021

I had that same haircut in the 90s. Those were dark times 😔

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Matthew Van Gangelen · September 26, 2021

The nineties were dark times period. “Y2K! The world is gonna end!”

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Michael · September 26, 2021

Well a depressed AI makes sense in this world.

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High, I'm Hope · September 26, 2021

High school jeph had HAIR DRAPES???

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Pejo · September 26, 2021

excuse me we olds referred to those as "butt cuts" thank