Shavasana
you had to know it was coming
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Ladies do not sweat, and ladies do not fart. They glow, and emit clouds of lavender. I have this on the best authority: my wife says so.
Also, ladies have the best PR campaigns...
Hannners finally got her back from page 1490.
MarBear saying Namaste in the last panel, combined with her expression, is just perfect!
So much has changed,.... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1522
Great strip, but I'm not sure how it's relevant to today's. Did you mean the next one? This one https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1440 is also a good "how far they've come" example.
Here is an excellent article on the use and meaning of “namaste”: https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2020/01/17/406246770/how-namaste-flew-away-from-us
I love code switch, they always break it down so well. Thanks for the link!
The first joke, back when we still lived in trees and had tails, was a fart
"I bow to you"? That seems a little strange to say to someone who has just farted. I mean, unless it was a really impressive 1601 sort of fart.
Is it weird to want to encourage a fictional character? I remember my first few yoga class lessons, feeling weak and awkward. I love that Hannelore is helping Marigold through this.
The best.
One of my favorite sound effects.
So Yay needs to move in with Aurelia, and then they can provide both marigold as well as Clinton's mom with security consulting both digital and physical. This way Aurelia gets to continue to experiment and have fun with her new lifestyle. Now that she's not only began a new career but also has the freedom provided now that her kids have both moved out.
We really should normalize farting. Though the smelly ones can be bad sometimes.
Oh no!
They're even. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1490
Wow! Deep pull!
it's actualyl a lot later than i expected. well done with the restraint.
I am such a child.
I have never, in all my longer-than-many life, understood the horror of farting. Yeah, it's unpleasant if it has an odor. How do you even hold it in, tho? It gets *painful*.
Bullies exist. It's possible for someone to be trained to feel shame for existing one function at a time. 'cause what child starts out reacting to a fart with anything but laughter?
*pictures a fart hanging on the wall in the first act*
The lack of underboob sweat is completely unrealistic /j
She is wearing a powerful sports bra under there
Beating that negative self talk, even just once, is SO GOOD.
I’m really proud of Mar 😸
Willow is a good coach.
Next week: Aurelia makes cookies out of weed & Weetabix! (https://twitter.com/macmillancancer/status/1438042420894121986?s=21)
And then she bought a lot of excellent electronic music on Bandcamp, all supporting MacMillan Cancer Support: https://touched.bandcamp.com/music (No, really - highly recommended by me, and for a good cause to boot...)
This is Hanners. I was expecting a squeak or a whistle.
Pintsize will LOVE this when he discovers what happened. And... He will find out about it.
Pintsize suddenly staggers, clutching his chest. Marten: “what is it?” Pintsize: “I have just felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of aerosolized digestive molecules cried out and were suddenly silenced.”
Honestly, I was expecting a ripper, so the tiny "poot" made it better.
It was so powerful, it moved her mat closer!
I can’t help but think and believe that all of this … ALL. OF. THIS. was to set up a fart joke. I salute you! 💨💨💨
I do believe you're right!
Thank you Jeph. I actually laughed out loud for that one. Definitely needed and wasn't expected. <3
Wind Releasing Pose
If I'm not mistaken, much like Warrior, there are many Wind Releasing Poses. But I'm not aware of any standardized numbering for them.
Note for the next session: no lentils before class.
Willow: Nah,-I'ma-stay over here for just a moment.
Always wear a thong to yoga: no VPL and it mutes your farts. You can thank me later.
Not since my doc described them as "a slip-n-slide for bacteria".
I'M TOUCHING MYSELF TONIGHT!
מדוע הלילה הזהה לכל הלילות האחרים?
Nice
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
Okay, you can go wash your face then.
Hahahahahaha!
Been a while since the last fart joke
Farts are just your lower body taking a needed exhale 🙃
Hanners has normal bodily functions? So much for the "bioengineered Hanners" theory.
Gaseous waste happens because of incomplete digestion, which *usually* happens because our bodies have this "symbiotic" relationship with gut bacteria that lives in our gut and helps us digest our food. Symbiotic is in quotes though, because like any good parasite, we eventually kill them off, and then we start tooting, until we get a new supply of good gut bacteria. Theoretically, with bioengineering, that dependency on, well, microscopic contractors could be eliminated, allowing one to have good digestion pretty much all the time, so long as one is healthy. Other bioengineering could increase the chance that one is always healthy.
It had to happen eventually. Especially with Jeph's butts disease
Yoga is so challenging but that feeling when you're lying on the mat afterwards is so gooood. Makes it all worth it.
I hope she keeps doing it!! I'm weirdly invested in this storyline about these two trying new stuff
You haven't really done yoga until you hear SOMEONE let it rip. It's especially funny when it's the instructor!