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My Sharona
August 30, 2021

My Sharona

goddamnit May

Comments (53)

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Elizabeth Siemanski · August 31, 2021

May never was,"trash". She was from the school of, hard knocks.

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panpolypuff · August 30, 2021

Is the title a reference to “Monk,” wherein the main character’s incredibly understanding assistant was named Sharona?

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Clifton Royston · August 31, 2021

Not sure if we're being trolled here, but in case we're not and you're just way younger than me: The lyrics of The Knack's big hit 'My Sharona' included "Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind" which is as good a description of May's mind as you could find. It's really a pretty creepy song but it hit #1 and got endless airplay for years because it's so catchy.

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panpolypuff · August 30, 2021

It's almost like having your basic needs met and not constantly treated like scum... brings out the best in people???

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Sam Bak (they/them) · August 30, 2021

Real friendship and caring is, it turns out, good for people. :) May's got people who actually give a shit about her, and that can really change someone. It's nice to see it.

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Bagge · August 30, 2021

OK, so I'm confused, because panel 2 is the best thing and panel 4 is the best thing and how can there be two best things???

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Andrew Mitchell · August 30, 2021

Is "metting" an accent or a typo? I'm guessing accent.

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Kurt Larson · August 30, 2021

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, yi, yi, woo!

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Remy Labelle · August 30, 2021

So is Marigold's new yoga teacher going to be a new character I'm going to have to develop feelings for? IS IT BLEMINDA????

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William Cole · August 30, 2021

Let's not be gender-prescriptive—it could be Garbaldo!

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Carl Fink · August 30, 2021

In panel 2, I was trying to figure out why May was pulling down Marigold's tank top strap (because it slips down her shoulder just as May play-punches her there).

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Kurt Larson · August 30, 2021

SAME

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Populuxe · August 30, 2021

To be fair, Marigold’s titties are praise worthy.

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Edward Clayton Andrews · August 30, 2021

Oh, May...

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Thisguy · August 30, 2021

I wonder if Jeph regrets making May so tall.

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Brad · August 30, 2021

Is May supposed to say 'metting' instead of 'meeting'?

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Jawes · August 30, 2021

Top-right panel: "metting" should probably be "meeting"

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Some Ed · August 30, 2021

I think she's been saying it this way consistently, so I thin it's a misspelling to convey an accent.

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DVW · August 30, 2021

On the other hand, the trick with May is to praise her FOR her titties.

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Sean · August 30, 2021

For every woman who cringes at a wolf-whistle there is one who is filled with joy by it. Turns out, people are different, who'da thunk it?

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Jonathan Smith · August 30, 2021

May was never trash. She just thought she was for too long.

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Nancy Boutwell · August 30, 2021

thank you!

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R L · August 30, 2021

May being May. Being up to Mayhem, if you will.

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Julie Chan · August 30, 2021

I just looked up the lyrics for My Sharona and they're gross.

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Sean Blakey · August 30, 2021

Yeah. The history of that song is even worse.

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Tamara Macadam · August 30, 2021

oh my god marigolds FACE

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BioYuGi · August 30, 2021

Marigold I know Hannelore is your best friend but she can't just be your go-to for literally every question or problem you have. Like why do you think she knows about yoga, or what could she offer that an intro video on Youtube couldn't offer?

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Nancy Boutwell · August 30, 2021

Isn't a best friend who you wanna talk to about new ideas?

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Unkn0wabl3 · August 30, 2021

She’s not wrong though, praising someone for something other than their titties is a good thing.

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Andrew · August 30, 2021

It’s like Momo forgets how many times she’s walked right into conversations like this with May. Is she hardwired for optimism?

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Douglas E. Smith · August 30, 2021

Is she still wired to deliver electric eel death?

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Huge Cook · August 30, 2021

At this point, tiddy praise from May is high fucking praise. Like the Mona Lisa calling you art.

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William Hanna · August 30, 2021

May USED to be a real piece of shit. Slicked back hair. Glass house. Atypical orifice sex with songwriters.

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Thomas Fallon · August 30, 2021

Should that be 4602

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Carrie · August 30, 2021

😁

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MikeT · August 30, 2021

"metting"?

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jonesnori · August 30, 2021

"Meeting", I just realized.

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Dracon Atrox · August 30, 2021

I wouldn't be surprised if Hanners learned yoga during her journey, and would love to show Marigold the basics. She's that kind of good friend.

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gatherer818 · August 30, 2021

A popular YouTube channel (since deleted) did goat yoga once, and we know Hannelore spent time with various ungulates...

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Finvaara · August 30, 2021

May is a better goblin than Pintsize. I find this interesting.

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Miyaa · August 30, 2021

GDI May. GDI Jeph, now I’ve got that song playing in my head.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 30, 2021

I wonder what it says about me that MY version is the Weird Al parody, "My Bologna"?

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Spoogle McGee · August 30, 2021

May and Marigold could stand chest-to-chest and still have to shout to hear one another.

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Elberik · August 30, 2021

🤔 May & Marigold boob squish...

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Michael Boettger · August 30, 2021

No, May is no longer trash. But she remembers all the trash lore, and is not afraid to use it.

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OldGoat · August 30, 2021

Well said, Michael. Perhaps for good or perhaps for ill, what you were is the foundation of what you are. It's good to see May doing the former.

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Elberik · August 30, 2021

Those tiddies are pretty amazing, let's be honest

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Yelling Bird · August 30, 2021

DEM TITTIES THOUGH!

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TwoRavens · August 30, 2021

May might be a trash gremlin, but she's _our_ trash gremlin, goddammit. <3

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Joseph Bonnar · August 30, 2021

Trash HOBGOBLIN, if you please. Hobgoblin. :)

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Rosilin · August 30, 2021

You've got a typo in the second panel "metting"

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Tyler Davis · August 30, 2021

Metting

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BobC · August 30, 2021

It's supposed to be "netting". Some new kink, suppose.